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  1. This time the call is not 'Don't cycle on the footway!' Instead it's
    'Don't cycle on the road!...

    Mallett on Sunday:

    On yer bikes - but off the road, please

    THE first indication of the season of rebirth is about to reveal itself
    any weekend now. But it won't be the brave little crocus defying the
    elements or the platoon of ducklings following mum across the lake.
    This harbinger of things to come is clad in skin-tight Lycra with
    streamlined headwear in fashionable back-to-front style and mounted on
    two wheels.

    Prepare to face the club cyclist, thighs bulging with toned muscle,
    lean as a whippet, programmed to pump the pedals for as long as it
    takes - and a menace to every motorist. You'll see 'em strung out along
    the A6, the A505 and a score or more of other highways. They wobble and
    waver and a line of them is harder to negotiate than the largest
    juggernaut. Sorry to say this, lads, but cycling either for pleasure or
    competition should be banned from major roads.

    It is astonishing that such routes continue to be selected for club
    outings. Get the Ordnance Survey out and make use of the country lanes.
    Cars have no business there unless their drivers are either lost or
    doolally and the air will be all the sweeter for the absence of exhaust
    fumes. You might even be able to make a case for closing certain byways
    to traffic for a couple of hours on a Sunday - even though you don't
    pay a penny for riding on them. Failing that, there are plenty of
    disused aerodromes around which Prescott hasn't yet got round to
    commandeering for housing and lord knows how many thousands of acres of
    MoD land lying idle. There couldn't be any more ruts, potholes and bear
    traps on these sites than there are on the roads, in case you're
    worried about smashing up your bikes.

    Older residents of this area will remember racing bikes whizzing round
    the lower sports ground at Wardown. The grass track could still prove a
    greater test than any purpose-built velodrome and provide some
    thundering good entertainment. The council might turn a bit funny,
    though, because I seem to recall the terracing around the arena being
    declared unsafe for spectators. According to the bureaucrats, it should
    have fallen down around the time Harold Wilson became Prime Minister.
    But it's still there and I'd risk it. Be nice to see the ground
    offering regular attractions. Apart from spasmodic hockey and cricket,
    it is unused - but don't tell Prescott.

    Elsewhere, I'm sure Luton United would share their athletics track at
    Stockwood with the wheelers. Any move to get 'em off the road is to be
    encouraged and commended. As it is, they ride at their peril - as
    horrifyingly demonstrated by the incident in Wales three weeks ago
    which saw four fatalities in the course of a club run. Perhaps clubs
    could be asked to engage in a voluntary ban. And this is one instance
    where a bit more nannying wouldn't go amiss.

    http://www.lsnmedia.co.uk/luton/page.html?pageID=26&storyID=38020

  2. When driving, it can be a bit tricky overtaking a large group of
    cyclists. When cycling in a large group, I try and leave a big gap
    between me and the bike in front so that vehicles have somewhere to
    pull in and overtake us a few at a time.

  3. ukrc said:

    This time the call is not 'Don't cycle on the footway!' Instead it's
    'Don't cycle on the road!...


    I simply can't think of the words to reply to this, and will let others do
    so.
    I do want to comment that this is part of a disturbing trend in our media.
    I'm beginning to think that if drivel like this is spouted enough it will
    come to represent the truth in the mind of the man on the Clapham Omnibus.

  4. <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    Get the Ordnance Survey out and make use of the country lanes.
    Cars have no business there unless their drivers are either lost or
    doolally

    I see no reason why I shouldn't drive my car down country lanes, just the
    same as I should be able to cycle on main roads. These are quite often safer
    because they are quite wide and have a lot of room for cars to take avoiding
    action.

  5. Bob said:

    When driving, it can be a bit tricky overtaking a large group of
    cyclists. When cycling in a large group, I try and leave a big gap
    between me and the bike in front so that vehicles have somewhere to
    pull in and overtake us a few at a time.

    I call that getting dropped.

    --
    Dave...

  6. Quoted message said:

    " ... and a menace to every motorist."

    Wrong way round, Shirley?

    --
    Dave...

  7. Yawn; IMBW but there is a perfectly good motorway in those parts, how
    about banning cars from the A6?
    I thought it was Timmy Mallett when I first saw the thread.
    He had to get the "not paying to use the roads" bit in I suppose.
    Anyone wish to do the usual reply?

  8. Hmm. The folks in Luton seem to be in a bad mood. That wouldn't be
    anything to do with General Motors being about to go bust, would it?
    It must be a bit unsettling to lose the town's major industry. You
    won't even be able to get a job at the airport, now that the low cost
    airlines are discouraging people from checking baggage.

    Jeremy Parker

  9. John Hearns said:

    I simply can't think of the words to reply to this,

    I can think of a word for the author - c**t.
    S.

  10. just another ignoramus drivelling, press equivalent of a troll. Please
    don't justify his existence by replying to him.

  11. John Hearns said:

    I do want to comment that this is part of a disturbing trend in our media.

    A trend which so far has lasted about 100 years! (Although it does seem
    to be getting a lot worse of late).

    Quoted message said:

    I'm beginning to think that if drivel like this is spouted enough it will
    come to represent the truth in the mind of the man on the Clapham Omnibus.

    It already does, and it is to pander to the prejudices of the 'man on
    the Clapham Omnibus' that such articles are written...

  12. Actually, apart from the kids who come flying down Station Bank straight
    over a busy roundabout on their BMX's, braked with foot curled over the back
    wheel, the cyclist (?) who gets up my roubaix is the "grown-up" who wears a
    hi-vis yellow coat and a helmet and solemnly rides along the pavement to the
    same roundabout, dismounts, crosses the road, then continues up Station Bank
    on the pavement despite the fact that the council have put a bike lane all
    the way up this hill next to the pavement he is riding up.

    Use it or loose it, folks !

    Cheers
    Andy - Northumberland

    <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    This time the call is not 'Don't cycle on the footway!' Instead it's
    'Don't cycle on the road!...

    Mallett on Sunday:

    On yer bikes - but off the road, please

    THE first indication of the season of rebirth is about to reveal itself
    any weekend now. But it won't be the brave little crocus defying the
    elements or the platoon of ducklings following mum across the lake.
    This harbinger of things to come is clad in skin-tight Lycra with
    streamlined headwear in fashionable back-to-front style and mounted on
    two wheels.

    Prepare to face the club cyclist, thighs bulging with toned muscle,
    lean as a whippet, programmed to pump the pedals for as long as it
    takes - and a menace to every motorist. You'll see 'em strung out along
    the A6, the A505 and a score or more of other highways. They wobble and
    waver and a line of them is harder to negotiate than the largest
    juggernaut. Sorry to say this, lads, but cycling either for pleasure or
    competition should be banned from major roads.

    It is astonishing that such routes continue to be selected for club
    outings. Get the Ordnance Survey out and make use of the country lanes.
    Cars have no business there unless their drivers are either lost or
    doolally and the air will be all the sweeter for the absence of exhaust
    fumes. You might even be able to make a case for closing certain byways
    to traffic for a couple of hours on a Sunday - even though you don't
    pay a penny for riding on them. Failing that, there are plenty of
    disused aerodromes around which Prescott hasn't yet got round to
    commandeering for housing and lord knows how many thousands of acres of
    MoD land lying idle. There couldn't be any more ruts, potholes and bear
    traps on these sites than there are on the roads, in case you're
    worried about smashing up your bikes.

    Older residents of this area will remember racing bikes whizzing round
    the lower sports ground at Wardown. The grass track could still prove a
    greater test than any purpose-built velodrome and provide some
    thundering good entertainment. The council might turn a bit funny,
    though, because I seem to recall the terracing around the arena being
    declared unsafe for spectators. According to the bureaucrats, it should
    have fallen down around the time Harold Wilson became Prime Minister.
    But it's still there and I'd risk it. Be nice to see the ground
    offering regular attractions. Apart from spasmodic hockey and cricket,
    it is unused - but don't tell Prescott.

    Elsewhere, I'm sure Luton United would share their athletics track at
    Stockwood with the wheelers. Any move to get 'em off the road is to be
    encouraged and commended. As it is, they ride at their peril - as
    horrifyingly demonstrated by the incident in Wales three weeks ago
    which saw four fatalities in the course of a club run. Perhaps clubs
    could be asked to engage in a voluntary ban. And this is one instance
    where a bit more nannying wouldn't go amiss.

    http://www.lsnmedia.co.uk/luton/page.html?pageID=26&storyID=38020

  13. S J Cleverley said:

    despite the fact that the council have put a bike lane all
    the way up this hill next to the pavement he is riding up.

    Use it or loose it, folks !

    If only it was that easy to get rid of the damn things...

    regards, Ian SMith
    --
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  14. S J Cleverley said:

    ... then continues up Station Bank
    on the pavement despite the fact that the council have put a bike lane all
    the way up this hill next to the pavement he is riding up.

    Use it or loose it, folks !

    If only it were that easy!

    --
    Dave...

  15. In message id <[email hidden]> on Wed, 15
    Feb 2006 12:15:10 +0000, John Hearns wrote in uk.rec.cycling :

    Quoted message said:
    ukrc said:

    This time the call is not 'Don't cycle on the footway!' Instead it's
    'Don't cycle on the road!...


    I simply can't think of the words to reply to this, and will let others do
    so.
    I do want to comment that this is part of a disturbing trend in our media.
    I'm beginning to think that if drivel like this is spouted enough it will
    come to represent the truth in the mind of the man on the Clapham Omnibus.

    If he is on a bus he is not a problem as he shares that road space
    (250-300 sq foot) with 20-50 others. If he is in his own tin cage he
    is occupying about 100sq foot of space to go slower than the bikes
    (20sq foot) he complains about. In other words, as a cager he is a
    waste of space.

    To use the incident at Rhyl to backup his drivel is astounding.

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