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"wafflycat" <wafflesATv21netDOTcoDOTuk> wrote in message
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Got out on the 'bent. Glorious day - a bit of slush on the road, but
actually quite warm and bright sunshine. Then a F***ing Bl**dy Motorised
Wa*k goes by. Heaven forbid he move out a bit to overtake, or even do it
at a reasonable speed, but no, the total moron goes by within a foot of me
and showers me head to foot in ice off the road. Lord, I *loathe* BMW
drivers.

I am considering investing in a supply of rockets, suitable for penetrating
the armour of a tank, and for mounting on a bicycle, for the resolution of
such minor disputes. I would consider buying 1,000 such items for
redistribution to cyclists in batches of 10, at a very modest markup.

So much more civilised than saluting drivers in the normal manner or
stopping to discuss the matter with them.

I would be grateful for the contact details of any reputable arms dealers
who could supply the above.

Rich said:

I am considering investing in a supply of rockets, suitable for
penetrating the armour of a tank, and for mounting on a bicycle, for the
resolution of such minor disputes. I would consider buying 1,000 such
items for redistribution to cyclists in batches of 10, at a very modest
markup.

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I would be grateful for the contact details of any reputable arms dealers
who could supply the above.

Contact Sir Mark T at +27 21 123 4567, he'll fix ou u

"wafflycat" <wafflesATv21netDOTcoDOTuk> wrote in message
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Got out on the 'bent. Glorious day - a bit of slush on the road, but
actually quite warm and bright sunshine. Then a F***ing Bl**dy Motorised
Wa*k goes by. Heaven forbid he move out a bit to overtake, or even do it

at

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a reasonable speed, but no, the total moron goes by within a foot of me

and

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showers me head to foot in ice off the road. Lord, I *loathe* BMW drivers.

Rant mode off, normal service will now be resumed.

Slab him

wafflycat said:

Got out on the 'bent. Glorious day - a bit of slush on the road, but
actually quite warm and bright sunshine. Then a F***ing Bl**dy
Motorised Wa*k goes by. Heaven forbid he move out a bit to overtake, or
even do it at a reasonable speed, but no, the total moron goes by within
a foot of me and showers me head to foot in ice off the road. Lord, I
*loathe* BMW drivers.

Rant mode off, normal service will now be resumed.

Cheers, helen s

He must have been a urc'r who knew it was Mr Frosty whom one would
assume would love being showered in ice ;-)

Tony

wafflycat said:

Got out on the 'bent. Glorious day - a bit of slush on the road, but
actually quite warm and bright sunshine. Then a F***ing Bl**dy Motorised
Wa*k goes by. Heaven forbid he move out a bit to overtake, or even do it at
a reasonable speed, but no, the total moron goes by within a foot of me and
showers me head to foot in ice off the road. Lord, I *loathe* BMW drivers.

Attach a spike to teh offside hub that scrapes down the vehicle side
when they drive too close a la Ben Hur.

John B

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I've been wondering about mounting them (on an upright) below the
lowriders on the front wheel, but then any timing mismatch would
do for your steering,

But if it's a rocket, are they not effectively "free standing" and only
generate thrust through reaction to their exhaust against the air?

Either way, limpet mines with a 10-20 second delay are the answer, stick
'em on the buggers as they go past if they're that close 😉

Graeme

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Either way, limpet mines with a 10-20 second delay are the answer,

...until you catch them up at the lights..

wafflycat said:

Got out on the 'bent. Glorious day - a bit of slush on the road, but
actually quite warm and bright sunshine. Then a F***ing Bl**dy
Motorised Wa*k goes by. Heaven forbid he move out a bit to overtake, or
even do it at a reasonable speed, but no, the total moron goes by within
a foot of me and showers me head to foot in ice off the road. Lord, I
*loathe* BMW drivers.

Rant mode off, normal service will now be resumed.

Cheers, helen s

you not fitted an Airzound to it yet. Makes them think a juggernaut is
coming up behind them

"Pete W" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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you not fitted an Airzound to it yet. Makes them think a juggernaut is
coming up behind them

I think it requires an Airzound. Nathan got home from college this afternoon
and he's visibly unnerved. Five - count them,five, Chelsea tractors went by
too close for Nathan's comfort. Seems even though we are in a rural area,
the Chelsea tractor rules the road with a "Get out of my way!" mentality of
the drivers. BAH! A p*x on those ones today! :-(

Cheers, helen s

wafflycat said:

I think it requires an Airzound. Nathan got home from college this
afternoon and he's visibly unnerved. Five - count them,five, Chelsea
tractors went by too close for Nathan's comfort. Seems even though we
are in a rural area, the Chelsea tractor rules the road with a "Get out
of my way!" mentality of the drivers. BAH! A p*x on those ones today! :-(

You need a big strip of scratchy steel sticking out the side into the
road. I bet they make sure their precious paintwork goes nowhere near it.

Tony

wafflycat said:

I think it requires an Airzound. Nathan got home from college this

afternoon

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and he's visibly unnerved. Five - count them,five, Chelsea tractors

went by

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too close for Nathan's comfort. Seems even though we are in a rural

area,

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the Chelsea tractor rules the road with a "Get out of my way!"

mentality of

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the drivers. BAH! A p*x on those ones today! :-(

Cheers, helen s

Defo get one, I just got mine the other week and it's AWESOME!!!!

Mark Thompson <[email hidden]> wrote in
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Either way, limpet mines with a 10-20 second delay are the answer,

..until you catch them up at the lights..

Okay then, remotely operated limpet mines. That brings up a nice little
unexplored avenue, have them ignite when they sense mobile phone
transmissions from the driver's seat...