In article <[email hidden]>, one of infinite monkeys at the keyboard of
Richard Bates said:A few nights ago I was caught out by two teenage lads *pretending* to unwind some thread across
the road. I slowed down until they laughed at me. After I had passed them I felt like doing a
U-turn and doing a "cycle-by-shooting" of the nasal kind.
But I refrained: Afterall they may use some *real* nylon thread next time.
As an early-teenager, I was on my granny's bike when I was felled by a twine across the road. Some
kiddies were playing tennis or something across it! I gave them a good ticking off: took my cue from
the bike's ownership to say *I* was OK, but just think if it had been some little old lady!
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Axis of Evil: Whose economy needs ever more wars? Arms Exports $bn: USA 14.2, UK 5.1, vs France 1.5,
Germany 0.8 (The Economist, July 2002)