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Why they speed

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  1. Its obviously our bright cycle lights that spooks them poor dears:

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tyne/4061893.stm

    'Aliens made me drive too fast'
    Flying object
    Motorists blame seeing UFOs for them breaking speed limits
    Shock from seeing an alien ship was one of a whole host of far-fetched
    excuses offered by speeding motorists trying to avoid penalty points and
    fines.

    Bemused staff at the Northumbria Safety Camera Partnership say many
    drivers believe if they come up with an elaborate excuse they will be
    let off.

    They have compiled a top 10 of the most ridiculous claims from speeding
    drivers including rushing to see dying pets.

    But they also warned their message is serious and that speeding claims
    lives.

    Staff at the Partnership, responsible for fixed speed cameras in the
    north-east of England, regularly receive letters from drivers hoping to
    avoid the £60 fines and three points on their licence.

    Daft speeding excuses
    I passed out after seeing UFOs
    A jet over-head, not me, triggered the camera
    I had a severe bout of diarrhoea
    A gust of wind pushed me over the limit
    I had to rush my dying hamster to the vet

    Manager Ray King said: "Some drivers seem to think that if they tell a
    good enough story, then they will get off, which unfortunately rarely works.

    "But if there are genuine mitigating reasons, there is always the option
    of putting their case to a magistrate."

    Everything from the wind behind the car to jets overhead and dying
    hamsters have been blamed by motorists, Mr King said.

    But he added: "This is a light-hearted look at excuses for speeding, but
    it is a serious issue - we'd rather not be getting any letters at all
    because no one is breaking the speed limit and no one is receiving a
    ticket."

  2. On Fri, 03 Dec 2004 09:36:27 +0000, Tony Raven <[email hidden]>

    wrote in message : said:

    'Aliens made me drive too fast'

    I saw that, and I thought for some strange reason of a certain P**l
    Sm*th...

    Reminds me of a post in Another Place recently which nominated another
    as "the poster most likely to be abducted by aliens". It was not a
    compliment :-)

    Guy
    --
    "then came ye chavves, theyre cartes girded wyth candels
    blue, and theyre beastes wyth straynge horn-lyke thyngs
    onn theyre arses that theyre fartes be herde from myles
    around." Chaucer, the Sheppey Tales

  3. Just zis Guy said:

    Reminds me of a post in Another Place recently which nominated another
    as "the poster most likely to be abducted by aliens". It was not a
    compliment :-)

    We seem to have a surfeit of those round here at the moment...

    --

    Dave Larrington - http://www.legslarry.beerdrinkers.co.uk/
    World Domination?
    Just find a world that's into that kind of thing, then chain to the
    floor and walk up and down on it in high heels. (Mr. Sunshine)

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