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  1. Wouldn't that put a stop to her?

    cp #5

  2. crit PRO said:

    Wouldn't that put a stop to her?

    Dumbass -

    That would be an interesting experiment.

    It wouldn't stop the hurricane though. A nuke in the eye, especially if
    it was under water, would cause the water to heat up and the resultant
    rise in water temperature along with the mushroom cloud rising into the
    air would add energy to the hurricane, speeding up its "whirpool"
    effect and increasing the velocity of the winds.

    The wind could very well temporarily go up really, really high. I think
    we should try it.

    thanks,

    K. Gringioni.

  3. Kurgan Gringioni says...

    Quoted message said:

    It wouldn't stop the hurricane though. A nuke in the eye, especially if
    it was under water, would cause the water to heat up and the resultant
    rise in water temperature along with the mushroom cloud rising into the
    air would add energy to the hurricane, speeding up its "whirpool"
    effect and increasing the velocity of the winds.

    The wind could very well temporarily go up really, really high. I think
    we should try it.

    I hereby authorize you to personally deliver it in this here row-boat. It's a
    manually-detonated bomb, so hasta lavista, dumbass!

  4. crit PRO said:
    Quoted message said:

    Wouldn't that put a stop to her?

    Kurgan Gringioni said:

    The wind could very well temporarily go up really, really high. I think
    we should try it.

    Goody, lets do it while boy george is nearby.

  5. Donald Munro said:
    crit PRO said:
    Quoted message said:

    Wouldn't that put a stop to her?

    Kurgan Gringioni said:

    The wind could very well temporarily go up really, really high. I think
    we should try it.

    Goody, lets do it while boy george is nearby.

    Maybe he could play the part that Slim Pickens played in "Dr.
    Strangelove". I think the part would fit him well.

  6. Quoted message said:

    Wouldn't that put a stop to her?

    That came up during dinner last night. Probably the most-effective use of a
    nuke (for doing damage to a Hurricane) might be to figure out if you could
    detonate it far below the surface of the gulf, in a manner that would bring
    up the colder water from below. Hurricane's feed off warm water, so anything
    you can do to bring down the temperature might have a positive effect.

    Or maybe instead of bringing 20,000 tons (or whatever it was) of ice into
    New Orleans for people, just dump it into the Gulf. Would probably have as
    much effect as my Northern California college friends 30 years ago, who made
    a trip to the aqueduct so they could pee into the water going to Southern
    California.

    --Mike-- Chain Reaction Bicycles
    www.ChainReactionBicycles.com

  7. Kurgan Gringioni said:


    crit PRO said:

    Wouldn't that put a stop to her?

    Dumbass -

    That would be an interesting experiment.

    It wouldn't stop the hurricane though. A nuke in the eye, especially if
    it was under water, would cause the water to heat up and the resultant
    rise in water temperature along with the mushroom cloud rising into the
    air would add energy to the hurricane, speeding up its "whirpool"
    effect and increasing the velocity of the winds.

    The wind could very well temporarily go up really, really high. I think
    we should try it.

    thanks,

    K. Gringioni.

    Not quite. You need to do the math. Your typical large nuke might release
    around 20 tera-Joules (TJ) in a fraction of a second. Divide that energy
    into the typical blast radius of make 10 km and a typical mixed
    layer depth of 100 m (assuming all that energy will be converted directly
    into heat (which is isn't)) and you get a relatively small increase in
    sea surface temperature. And the atmospheric thermal plume of a bomb burst
    is teeny tiny compared to the total area of a hurricane so it is already
    vaporizing more water than the bomb burst.

    You can think of it in another way by looking at the energy dynamics. The
    average power required to sustain a hurricane is on order of 1.5 tera-Watts
    (i.e., 1.5 TJ/s) and the energy it releases in the form of rain is around
    600 tera-Watts (i.e., 600 TJ/s). So every minute (or so) a hurricane
    dissipates 30 times more energy than one big bomb and one big bomb would
    only provide enough energy for 20 minutes of hurricane force winds.
    Therefore, while the instantaneous power output of a nuclear explosion
    might be larger than a hurricane, over time it would do diddly unless you
    set off maybe a 20 megaton bomb inside the core every 15 minutes or so.
    And then you wouldn't see a huge increase in wind speed since there isn't a
    linear relation between wind and power (storms get bigger in radius as the
    wind speed increases so it takes more power to get the wind speed up).

    We get jaded by looking at satellite images of cyclones but it is important
    to remember they are huge. Aircraft photos taken inside the eye show how
    immense these systems are. In some cases, counter-rotating mesoscale
    vortices are observed in the eye and, vertical wind shear in clouds has
    been measured with dropsondes to be on order of a hundred meters/sec
    (enough to make the dropsondes ascend instead of descend). Dropping a bomb
    in the eye of a large storm would be like dropping a thimble of gasoline on
    a fire. Fun to do if you are easily amused but not particularly impressive
    in the long run.

    People have speculated that you might be able to modulate a hurricane by
    putting surfactant on the ocean surface and decreasing the latent heat
    flux. However, scientists can't decide whether it might work but is a
    really bad idea so it shouldn't be tried or whether it can't possibly work
    so it is a really bad idea that needn't be tried.

    <sigh> Off topic again. I like bicycle racing, really I do.

    --
    Bill Asher

  8. Kurgan Gringioni <[email hidden]> wrote:
    :> crit PRO wrote:
    :>> Wouldn't that put a stop to her?
    :>
    :>
    :>
    :>
    :> Dumbass -
    :>
    :>
    :> That would be an interesting experiment.
    :>
    :> It wouldn't stop the hurricane though. A nuke in the eye, especially
    :> if it was under water, would cause the water to heat up and the
    :> resultant rise in water temperature along with the mushroom cloud
    :> rising into the air would add energy to the hurricane, speeding up
    :> its "whirpool" effect and increasing the velocity of the winds.
    :>
    :> The wind could very well temporarily go up really, really high. I
    :> think we should try it.

    How do you know that's what will happen? It might disrupt the whirpool
    effect. Done any simulations lately, Dumbass?

  9. One other problem is the winds would do a good job dispersing all that
    radiation. But then again, they are just poor black folk, so that
    could be the best thing for them really...at least Barbara Bush might
    think so. I mean they could mutate into wealthy Americans who play
    tennis, ruin businesses and eventually become president.

    CH

    William Asher said:
    Kurgan Gringioni said:


    crit PRO said:

    Wouldn't that put a stop to her?

    Dumbass -

    That would be an interesting experiment.

    It wouldn't stop the hurricane though. A nuke in the eye, especially if
    it was under water, would cause the water to heat up and the resultant
    rise in water temperature along with the mushroom cloud rising into the
    air would add energy to the hurricane, speeding up its "whirpool"
    effect and increasing the velocity of the winds.

    The wind could very well temporarily go up really, really high. I think
    we should try it.

    thanks,

    K. Gringioni.

    Not quite. You need to do the math. Your typical large nuke might release
    around 20 tera-Joules (TJ) in a fraction of a second. Divide that energy
    into the typical blast radius of make 10 km and a typical mixed
    layer depth of 100 m (assuming all that energy will be converted directly
    into heat (which is isn't)) and you get a relatively small increase in
    sea surface temperature. And the atmospheric thermal plume of a bomb burst
    is teeny tiny compared to the total area of a hurricane so it is already
    vaporizing more water than the bomb burst.

    You can think of it in another way by looking at the energy dynamics. The
    average power required to sustain a hurricane is on order of 1.5 tera-Watts
    (i.e., 1.5 TJ/s) and the energy it releases in the form of rain is around
    600 tera-Watts (i.e., 600 TJ/s). So every minute (or so) a hurricane
    dissipates 30 times more energy than one big bomb and one big bomb would
    only provide enough energy for 20 minutes of hurricane force winds.
    Therefore, while the instantaneous power output of a nuclear explosion
    might be larger than a hurricane, over time it would do diddly unless you
    set off maybe a 20 megaton bomb inside the core every 15 minutes or so.
    And then you wouldn't see a huge increase in wind speed since there isn't a
    linear relation between wind and power (storms get bigger in radius as the
    wind speed increases so it takes more power to get the wind speed up).

    We get jaded by looking at satellite images of cyclones but it is important
    to remember they are huge. Aircraft photos taken inside the eye show how
    immense these systems are. In some cases, counter-rotating mesoscale
    vortices are observed in the eye and, vertical wind shear in clouds has
    been measured with dropsondes to be on order of a hundred meters/sec
    (enough to make the dropsondes ascend instead of descend). Dropping a bomb
    in the eye of a large storm would be like dropping a thimble of gasoline on
    a fire. Fun to do if you are easily amused but not particularly impressive
    in the long run.

    People have speculated that you might be able to modulate a hurricane by
    putting surfactant on the ocean surface and decreasing the latent heat
    flux. However, scientists can't decide whether it might work but is a
    really bad idea so it shouldn't be tried or whether it can't possibly work
    so it is a really bad idea that needn't be tried.

    <sigh> Off topic again. I like bicycle racing, really I do.

    --
    Bill Asher

  10. How about: Don't build your house next to the ocean, and if you do,
    don't ask us to pay to rebuild it.

  11. Roger Zoul said:


    How do you know that's what will happen? It might disrupt the whirpool
    effect. Done any simulations lately, Dumbass?

    Dumbass -

    It's likely to enhance it. The shock wave from a nuke is perpendicular
    to the direction of the winds and the heat from the blast, if it's in
    the eye, will cause air to rise, thereby increasing the spin rate of
    the "whirlpool".

    Hurricanes happen in the Atlantic in large part because of warm air
    rising (heated by the water) in the eye. The nuke would enhance this
    feature, temporarily, by a huge amount.

    No I haven't done any simulations. I'm no a Fluid Dynamics expert (can
    hardly get my head around a single partial differential equation, let
    alone the endless cascades of Fourier transforms which describe fluids)
    and even if I were, today's supercomputers are way, way, way too slow
    to run the simulation.

    thanks,

    K. Gringioni.

  12. Quoted message said:

    How about: Don't build your house next to the ocean, and if you do,
    don't ask us to pay to rebuild it.

    Should Rita make landfall around Galveston/Houston and wreak
    significant damage, I foresee the possibility of insurance companies
    filing bankruptcy.

  13. Carl Sundquist said:
    Quoted message said:

    How about: Don't build your house next to the ocean, and if you do,
    don't ask us to pay to rebuild it.

    Should Rita make landfall around Galveston/Houston and wreak
    significant damage, I foresee the possibility of insurance companies
    filing bankruptcy.

    Meanwhile, Swiss Re's prediction from last year is looking solid...
    http://www.commondreams.org/headlines04/0303-07.htm

  14. Osama Bin Ladin must be loving his new weather machine!! He keeps sending
    hurricanes to the Yanks!!!

    "crit PRO" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    Wouldn't that put a stop to her?

    cp #5

  15. Kurgan Gringioni says...

    Quoted message said:

    today's supercomputers are way, way, way too slow
    to run the simulation.

    I'll tell that to some of the guys and gals that make their living simulating
    hurricanes with supercomputers. I'm sure your opinion will render them invalid.

  16. Stu Fleming said:

    Meanwhile, Swiss Re's prediction from last year is looking solid...
    http://www.commondreams.org/headlines04/0303-07.htm

    Dumbass,

    Someone needs to tell the dumbasses at Swiss Re about sunspots.
    It is incredible how stupid these people are. Someone that is
    never wrong(*) told me it was all about sunspots.

    Bob Schwartz
    [email hidden]

    (*) At least that they've admitted.

  17. Mike Jacoubowsky said:

    Or maybe instead of bringing 20,000 tons (or whatever it was) of ice into
    New Orleans for people, just dump it into the Gulf. Would probably have as
    much effect as my Northern California college friends 30 years ago, who made
    a trip to the aqueduct so they could pee into the water going to Southern
    California.

    Tell your friends they were friggin' jerks for doing that, Mike. I
    /still/ remember how bad the coffee tasted that day ;-)

    Neil
    San Diego

  18. Mad Dog said:

    Kurgan Gringioni says...

    Quoted message said:

    today's supercomputers are way, way, way too slow
    to run the simulation.

    I'll tell that to some of the guys and gals that make their living simulating
    hurricanes with supercomputers. I'm sure your opinion will render them invalid.

    Dumbass -

    Today's supercomputers are too slow to give an accurate representation
    of 1 second of airflow over a passenger airliner. The cascading Fourier
    transforms are just too numerous.

    The hurricane simulations and any other large scale fluids simulations
    are just educated guesses. They model those things up, but it's really
    low resolution, therefore they end up with probabilities of what may
    happen. That's why they can't even predict the local weather with any
    degree of certainty.

    thanks,

    K. Gringioni.

  19. Kurgan Gringioni said:
    Mad Dog said:

    Kurgan Gringioni says...

    Quoted message said:

    today's supercomputers are way, way, way too slow
    to run the simulation.

    I'll tell that to some of the guys and gals that make their living simulating
    hurricanes with supercomputers. I'm sure your opinion will render them invalid.

    Dumbass -

    Today's supercomputers are too slow to give an accurate representation
    of 1 second of airflow over a passenger airliner. The cascading Fourier
    transforms are just too numerous.

    Alexandre,
    Speed isn't the issue. Just run the simulation for longer. Precision
    of modelling and the lack of modelling of all interactive factors are
    the concerns since you lose accuracy on each cascade.

  20. Kurgan Gringioni said:
    Mad Dog said:

    Kurgan Gringioni says...

    Quoted message said:

    today's supercomputers are way, way, way too slow
    to run the simulation.

    I'll tell that to some of the guys and gals that make their living simulating
    hurricanes with supercomputers. I'm sure your opinion will render them invalid.

    Dumbass -

    Today's supercomputers are too slow to give an accurate representation
    of 1 second of airflow over a passenger airliner. The cascading Fourier
    transforms are just too numerous.

    The hurricane simulations and any other large scale fluids simulations
    are just educated guesses. They model those things up, but it's really
    low resolution, therefore they end up with probabilities of what may
    happen. That's why they can't even predict the local weather with any
    degree of certainty.

    dumbass,

    i have to disagree here, but i'm biased.

    models of varying resolutions exist and the simulations are more than
    educated guesses. very accurate local forecasts are possible, but
    accuracy also depends on how well you can integrate observations into a
    model, which is a big problem.

    you're right that the number of transforms would grow rapidly with
    resolution, but the newer techniques don't involve fourier transforms,
    partly for that reason.

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