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(lardy ninja) said:

Oh what a glorious way to get to work eh, cycling through the sunshine. And got my first "Fat
B*st*rd!!" of the year today (FB count usually about 5 pa). Gave the fellow a cheery smile and
wave. Might try blowing a kiss to the next one 🙂

Worry ye not, Lardy Ninja.

I awake every morning - or more often mid-aftenoon - scratch my ever expanding stomach and say those
imortal words "Fat [censored]" to myself.

My thought process works along the lines of I should insult myself before anyone else insults me.

James

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Worry ye not, Lardy Ninja.

Moi aussi. I'm out on the bike most days and I'm developing quite a finely honed shin & ankle, but
they are surmounted by far too many wobbly bits!

Cheers, helen s

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Worry ye not, Lardy Ninja.

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Oh what a glorious way to get to work eh, cycling through the sunshine. And got my first "Fat
B*st*rd!!" of the year today (FB count usually about 5 pa). Gave the fellow a cheery smile and
wave. Might try blowing a kiss to the next one 🙂

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.Worry ye not, Lardy Ninja.

Quoted message said:

.I awake every morning - or more often mid-aftenoon - scratch my ever .expanding stomach and say
those imortal words "Fat [censored]" to myself.

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.My thought process works along the lines of I should insult myself .before anyone else insults me.

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.James

Take no notice. It must have cost a small fortune coaching those bellies to their current size...you
look after your investement!

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MSA said:

Take no notice. It must have cost a small fortune coaching those bellies to their current
size...you look after your investement!

For me its what someone once wonderfully described as reaching the age where "your broad mind and
narrow waist swap places"

Tony

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MSA said:

Take no notice. It must have cost a small fortune coaching those

bellies

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to their current size...you look after your investement!

For me its what someone once wonderfully described as reaching the age

where

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"your broad mind and narrow waist swap places"

Tony

It's also big decision time. Do the trousers go above or below the belly!

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MSA said:

Take no notice. It must have cost a small fortune coaching those bellies to their current
size...you look after your investement!

For me its what someone once wonderfully described as reaching the age where "your broad mind and
narrow waist swap places"

Tony

It's also big decision time. Do the trousers go above or below the belly!

Well with bib shorts or braces you can hedge and hand them along the equator ;-)

Tony

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