Which RBR contributor was this?

"Bill C" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060908/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_slovakia_driver;_ylt=AlYYVqsEp8D3tUBt9WSRY4ys0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTA3ODdxdHBhBHNlYwM5NjQ-

BRATISLAVA (Reuters) - A Slovak driver who crashed into a bus shocked
rescuers who found him unconscious and half naked with a vacuum pump on
his penis.
Police said the 42-year-old man, driving an old Citroen in the Slovak
town of Levice, had ignored a "give way" sign.

"It's very likely he had auto-sex while driving, it is a matter of
investigation. After the accident he was found lying in the seat, his
pants were off and it (the pump) was placed on his penis," police
officer Peter Polak told Reuters.
Bill C

Interesting. Battery or 12 volt plug in?

Bill C said:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060908/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_slovakia_driver;_ylt=AlYYVqsEp8D3tUBt9WSRY4ys0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTA3ODdxdHBhBHNlYwM5NjQ-

BRATISLAVA (Reuters) - A Slovak driver who crashed into a bus shocked
rescuers who found him unconscious and half naked with a vacuum pump on
his penis.
Police said the 42-year-old man, driving an old Citroen in the Slovak
town of Levice, had ignored a "give way" sign.

"It's very likely he had auto-sex while driving, it is a matter of
investigation. After the accident he was found lying in the seat, his
pants were off and it (the pump) was placed on his penis," police
officer Peter Polak told Reuters.
Bill C

Hey, I'm right here.

Who's missing?

Ron

"Bill C" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060908/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_slovakia_driver;_ylt=AlYYVqsEp8D3tUBt9WSRY4ys0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTA3ODdxdHBhBHNlYwM5NjQ-

BRATISLAVA (Reuters) - A Slovak driver who crashed into a bus shocked
rescuers who found him unconscious and half naked with a vacuum pump on
his penis.
Police said the 42-year-old man, driving an old Citroen in the Slovak
town of Levice, had ignored a "give way" sign.

"It's very likely he had auto-sex while driving, it is a matter of
investigation. After the accident he was found lying in the seat, his
pants were off and it (the pump) was placed on his penis," police
officer Peter Polak told Reuters.

It was obviously volume shock that caused the unconsciousness, one head
drawing blood flow from the other. That'll give the rescuers something to
talk about for years to cum.

--
Snippy Bobkins
"As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain;
as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality."
--Albert Einstein

in 526330 20060910 015655 'B. Lafferty said:

"Bill C" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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BRATISLAVA (Reuters) - A Slovak driver who crashed into a bus shocked
rescuers who found him unconscious and half naked with a vacuum pump on
his penis.
Police said the 42-year-old man, driving an old Citroen in the Slovak
town of Levice, had ignored a "give way" sign.

"It's very likely he had auto-sex while driving, it is a matter of
investigation. After the accident he was found lying in the seat, his
pants were off and it (the pump) was placed on his penis," police
officer Peter Polak told Reuters.
Bill C

Interesting. Battery or 12 volt plug in?

Probably not pedal-power.

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"It's very likely he had auto-sex while driving, it is a matter of
investigation. After the accident he was found lying in the seat, his

Isn't "auto-sex while driving" a bit of an oxymoron?

RonSonic said:

Hey, I'm right here.

Who's missing?

Kunich ?

Bill C said:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060908/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_slovakia_driver;_ylt=AlYYVqsEp8D3tUBt9WSRY4ys0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTA3ODdxdHBhBHNlYwM5NjQ-

BRATISLAVA (Reuters) - A Slovak driver who crashed into a bus shocked
rescuers who found him unconscious and half naked with a vacuum pump on
his penis.
Police said the 42-year-old man, driving an old Citroen in the Slovak
town of Levice, had ignored a "give way" sign.

"It's very likely he had auto-sex while driving, it is a matter of
investigation. After the accident he was found lying in the seat, his
pants were off and it (the pump) was placed on his penis," police
officer Peter Polak told Reuters.
Bill C

Automolism is sick.

http://wcco.com/topstories/local_story_180133016.html

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Bill C said:

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Did he crash because he went blind?

Carl Sundquist said:

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Nah, that can't be Kunich, he much to environmentally aware to drive
an Escalade.

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RonSonic said:

Hey, I'm right here.

Who's missing?

Kunich ?

It has to be him. Otherwise he would have called the guy a [censored] by now.

Bill C said:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060908/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_slovakia_driver;_ylt=AlYYVqsEp8D3tUBt9WSRY4ys0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTA3ODdxdHBhBHNlYwM5NjQ-

BRATISLAVA (Reuters) - A Slovak driver who crashed into a bus shocked
rescuers who found him unconscious and half naked with a vacuum pump on
his penis.
Police said the 42-year-old man, driving an old Citroen in the Slovak
town of Levice, had ignored a "give way" sign.

"It's very likely he had auto-sex while driving, it is a matter of
investigation. After the accident he was found lying in the seat, his
pants were off and it (the pump) was placed on his penis," police
officer Peter Polak told Reuters.
Bill C

It's also possible that the impact from the accident caused his pants
to fly down and the vacuum that he had just picked up from the repair
shop to land in his lap just right. That would be my story anyway.
--
Marty

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Bill C said:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060908/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_slovakia_driver;
_ylt=AlYYVqsEp8D3tUBt9WSRY4ys0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTA3ODdxdHBhBHNlYwM5NjQ-

BRATISLAVA (Reuters) - A Slovak driver who crashed into a bus shocked
rescuers who found him unconscious and half naked with a vacuum pump
on his penis.
Police said the 42-year-old man, driving an old Citroen in the Slovak
town of Levice, had ignored a "give way" sign.

"It's very likely he had auto-sex while driving, it is a matter of
investigation. After the accident he was found lying in the seat, his
pants were off and it (the pump) was placed on his penis," police
officer Peter Polak told Reuters.
Bill C

It's also possible that the impact from the accident caused his pants
to fly down and the vacuum that he had just picked up from the repair
shop to land in his lap just right. That would be my story anyway.
--
Marty

That´s right, it´s too early to convict him. He is being judged before all
the facts are known.

Marty said:

It's also possible that the impact from the accident caused his pants
to fly down and the vacuum that he had just picked up from the repair
shop to land in his lap just right. That would be my story anyway.
--
Marty

So, did you get off?

-ilan

ilan said:

Marty said:

It's also possible that the impact from the accident caused his pants
to fly down and the vacuum that he had just picked up from the repair
shop to land in his lap just right. That would be my story anyway.
--
Marty

So, did you get off?

-ilan

He's still coming to trial.

--
Bill Asher

Bill C said:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060908/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_slovakia_driver;_ylt=AlYYVqsEp8D3tUBt9WSRY4ys0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTA3ODdxdHBhBHNlYwM5NjQ-

BRATISLAVA (Reuters) - A Slovak driver who crashed into a bus shocked
rescuers who found him unconscious and half naked with a vacuum pump on
his penis.
Police said the 42-year-old man, driving an old Citroen in the Slovak
town of Levice, had ignored a "give way" sign.

"It's very likely he had auto-sex while driving, it is a matter of
investigation. After the accident he was found lying in the seat, his
pants were off and it (the pump) was placed on his penis," police
officer Peter Polak told Reuters.
Bill C

dumbass,

i wouldn't drive a citroen.

"William Asher" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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ilan said:

Marty said:

It's also possible that the impact from the accident caused his pants
to fly down and the vacuum that he had just picked up from the repair
shop to land in his lap just right. That would be my story anyway.
--
Marty

So, did you get off?

-ilan

He's still coming to trial.

I bet he gets a discharge.

Stu Fleming said:

I bet he gets a discharge.

If they had caning as a sentence there, he could get off with corporal
punishment for spanking the monkey.

I think I'll beat it after that.

--
Bill Asher