When they set those wheels spinning

cfsmtb said:

The accident & the new wife probably had nothing to do with with his "behaviour change".

Say, anyone heard that particularly longwinded Derek & Clive piece that includes reference to the cycle shop? 😉)

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Man wins damages for sex overdrive
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From correspondents in London

A DEVOUT Christian who said an accident at work boosted his libido and wrecked his marriage as he turned to prostitutes and pornography was awarded more than £3 million ($7.51 million) in damages.

Stephen Tame, 29, from Suffolk, suffered severe head injuries in a fall, transforming him from a loyal newlywed into a “disinhibited” character who had two affairs.

He was in a coma for two months after falling from a gantry while working at a bicycle warehouse shortly after his marriage in January 2002.

Doctors said it was a miracle he survived.

Awarding him £3.1 million in compensation at London's High Court, Judge Michael Harris said: “His life and the life of his young wife were shattered.”

His former employer, Professional Cycle Marketing, of Essex, had argued through their lawyers that his injuries were not as bad as suggested in court.

I can see my defence now - "Yeah, sure honey, I shagged Mrs Jones from down the road like a p@rnstar last night. Must have hit my head harder than I thought when I stacked the mtb riding Nirvana last Sunday"

monsterman said:

I can see my defence now - "Yeah, sure honey, I shagged Mrs Jones from
down the road like a p@rnstar last night. Must have hit my head harder
than I thought when I stacked the mtb riding Nirvana last Sunday"

Keep us posted on how effective that one turns out to be... 🙂

Travis

Phillip Brown said:

I wonder how many blowjobs you can get for 3 million quid?

Dunno, but I reckon it would be worth asking for a bulk discount...

Travis

quote='Travis'Phillip Brown said:

I wonder how many blowjobs you can get for 3 million quid?

Dunno, but I reckon it would be worth asking for a bulk discount...

Travis[/QUOTE]
reminds me of my all time favourite joke, one which sadly cannot be posted here🙁

monsterman said:

reminds me of my all time favourite joke, one which sadly cannot be
posted here🙁

Not the one about the exotic dancer in the gay club ... oh, I mean the
English cricketer?

Donga

[quote="cfsmtb"]The accident & the new wife probably had nothing to do with with his "behaviour change".

Say, anyone heard that particularly longwinded Derek & Clive piece that includes reference to the cycle shop? 😉)


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THE HORN...it reads well heh heh!! 🙂

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cfsmtb said:

Doctors said it was a miracle he survived.

the fall, or the marriage? 🙄