When is a Roger not a Roger?

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When is a Roger not a Roger?
When he e-mails you with a line like "You is a lazy bugger."

Well now, he's also misidentified someone as MAT in the "Hi, roger
here..." thread. Perhaps he's just getting senile?

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The *real* Roger would have slit his wrists rather than write like that.

(This does of course presuppose that there is a *real* Roger but this
sure
as hell isn't the old one).>

You're so easy Timothy.

really?

shall i tell you what *really* got your goat in our exchanges in the
good ole'days, or would you prefer to accept that this is me new
trollin' style, timbo me boy?

and how, for heaven's sake, would i have know details of your family,
or indeed remember the pic of that dog you sent me.

'plonk' indeed!

i's hurt :-(

roger.

no, he *hates* google groups and can't get free agent to work on this
damn pc, that's what.

oooh, but you're probably correct on the senility...

roger.

that's not what his dog says....

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really?

shall i tell you what *really* got your goat in our exchanges in the
good ole'days, or would you prefer to accept that this is me new
trollin' style, timbo me boy?

Or new meds?

hey, doug, you still alive?

nice to see you again. I always fear that one day you'll keel over on
some 50 miler and be eaten by a bear.

can't you take up something less risky? i'm kinda fond of you now.

roger.

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really?

shall i tell you what *really* got your goat in our exchanges in the
good ole'days, or would you prefer to accept that this is me new
trollin' style, timbo me boy?

If it's a new style, it sucks.

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and how, for heaven's sake, would i have know details of your family,
or indeed remember the pic of that dog you sent me.

Well okay, maybe I did send you a picture of Roger. Your new style still
sucks big time.

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'plonk' indeed!

'Twas but a ruse.

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i's hurt :-(

Well if your going to ignore grammar and write like a tw*t, it's no more
than you deserve.

Tim

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i'm kinda fond of you now.>

If it's the real Rog, you'd better lube up.

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that's not what his dog says....>

Oh? He was "doing the doggie" in those pics. Ahh you english...

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hey, doug, you still alive?

Alive and well.

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nice to see you again. I always fear that one day you'll keel over on
some 50 miler and be eaten by a bear.

What better way to go?

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can't you take up something less risky?

We have friendly bears in this part of country.

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i'm kinda fond of you now.

This sounds nice but this is your 4th or 5th return from some hiatus
each time with a different persona. I've always enjoyed most of your
prattling but at times you sink deep in meanness. So before we agree to
have children I'll wait to which Walter Mitty character you decide to
play.

-DougF - a little skeptical

Tim Downie said:

Well if your going to ignore grammar

?

you're, surely?

<plonk>

roger

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So before we agree to have children>

Lets face it Doug, you'd have babys (sex) with anything on two legs,
er, make that 4 legs.

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Tim Downie said:

Well if your going to ignore grammar

?

you're, surely?

Touche. I must remember to proof read, I must remember to proof read, I
must remember to.....

Tim