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  1. CINDY ADAMS (umpteenth sweet, Jewish NYer - legendary gossip columnist
    for the NY Post - oldest, continuously published newspaper in the world
    - founded by one of our founding fathers - Alexander Hamilton):

    ACTRESS' FILM FAMILY FEELS LIKE HER OWN

    I had a hilarious talk with Lesley Ann Warren, who's coming out in a
    sort of "My Big Fat Greek Wedding" Jewish-style film called "When Do We
    Eat?" Said Lesley: "Besides flashbacks and fantasy sequences, it's
    basically all set around one Passover meal. That means our whole cast
    was shot all around this dinner table for three months. I got to the
    point where If I saw one more matzo ball, I thought I'd kill myself. "I
    remember these actual family Passover dinners. Probably nobody suspects
    it, but I'm Jewish. I don't practice the religion, but my parents did,
    and I remember my great-grandma's Seders.
    They were very much like the movie. Crazy. Sweet. Rambunctious.
    Contentious. Funny. Dysfunctional. With factions. Those doing well,
    those not doing well. Who's siding with whom. Those pairing off and
    those left out. And the jealousies like, "You were always mama's
    favorite.' Stuff comes out in every family get-together." "When Do We
    Eat" opens April 7, and Lesley Ann Warren hits New York next week for
    the expected sit-down interviews.

  2. Darrin said:

    CINDY ADAMS (umpteenth sweet, Jewish NYer - legendary gossip columnist
    for the NY Post - oldest, continuously published newspaper in the world
    - founded by one of our founding fathers - Alexander Hamilton):

    ACTRESS' FILM FAMILY FEELS LIKE HER OWN

    I had a hilarious talk with Lesley Ann Warren,

    Ewwwwwwwwwww.. I never could stand her. Her presence on Desperate
    Housewives as Susan's mother almost ruined the whole show for me. Odd
    how some folks just gross ya out or annoy you, huh?

  3. Darrin wrote:
    I got to the

    Quoted message said:

    point where If I saw one more matzo ball, I thought I'd kill myself.

    There's a story of Liz Taylor being offered matzo ball soup for the
    third dinner in a row and saying (quote from memory) "Is there no
    other part of the matzo that's made into soup?"

  4. Anthony said:

    Darrin wrote:

    Quoted message said:

    I got to the> > point where If I saw one more matzo ball, I thought I'd kill myself.>

    Quoted message said:

    There's a story of Liz Taylor being offered matzo ball soup for the
    third dinner in a row and saying (quote from memory) "Is there no
    other part of the matzo that's made into soup?"

    Wrong actress, correct story!eh Marilyn Monroe, upon marrying Arthur
    Miller! eh Yes, Liz also converted when she married Eddie Fisher! -D,
    NYC "Jews always know two things: suffering and where to find great
    Chinese food!" eh - MY FAVORITE YEAR, 1982.."Bagels are doughnuts with
    a college education - and the college is probably Yeshiva!" eh - LEO
    ROSTEN (sweet Jew).."New York City is the central home for this entire
    planet. The Olympics draws contestants from all countries. Wherever
    they come from we've got a family for them, a neighborhood for them, a
    group who speak their language, cook their food, support their
    religion, understand their needs. We have someone for everyone" - JUDGE
    JUDY (umpteenth sweet, Jewish NYer).."If food were a competitive sport,
    New York City would have more gold medals than anywhere else in the
    world" - TRACY NEIPORENT (sweet), Myriad Restaurant Group/NYC & Company
    Restaurant Committee Chair.."I went from St. Claire shores and drink
    specials at Winners..to New York City and $700 dinners" - KID
    ROCK.."New York - the only city in the world where you can order a
    Kosher corned beef sandwich that doesn't fit in your mouth, watch a
    film being made, and be flipped off - all at once!"ehehe.."New Yorkers
    spend $11 billion a year eating out, making NY the restaurant capital
    of the world" - JANE'S NY: RESTAURANTS (NBC 4 NY - World Headquarters
    at Rockefeller Center - hub of broadcasting: home to Dateline, Nightly
    News with Brian Williams, SNL, The Today Show, Late Night With
    Conan).."Send a Salami to Your Boy in the Army" - KATZ'S DELI (est.
    1888, NYC, famous WW II slogan).."I'm going to marry a nice Jewish
    woman because I like the idea of getting up on Sunday morning and going
    to the deli" eh - MICHAEL J. FOX.."Tevye: Where are you going? Lazar
    Wolf: Chicago. In America. Tevye: Chicago, America? We are going to New
    York, America. We'll be neighbors" eh - FIDDLER ON THE ROOF.."Norman
    Jewison isn't!" eh - FAMOUS HOLLYWOOD JOKE.."Mr. O'Brien, your mother
    Mrs. Horowitz is here to see you" ehe - "YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE JEWISH"
    (comedy album).."Five Jewish men influenced the history of Western
    civilization: Moses said the law is everything. Jesus said love is
    everything. Marx said capital is everything. Freud said sex is
    everything. Einstein said everything is relative" ehe.."If we were
    forced to choose just one, there would be no way to deny that Judaism
    is the most important intellectual development in human history" -
    DAVID GELERTNER, Yale University Professor.."I think NY restaurants
    sets a trend for the rest of the world. There's no other place that has
    the diversity and the experience of the chefs and restaurants that NYC
    has" - STEPHEN P. HANSON, P.R. Guest Restaurants.."I am constantly
    impressed by the number of restaurants that open in NY in a year..even
    a month's time. The quality..the fact that there's such a huge
    community that supports these new restaurants" - BARBARA FAIRCHILD, Bon
    Appetit.."NYC - 8 million or so people..5 boroughs..international mix
    of people..it has been the hubbub of nightlife activity and restaurants
    for 50-100 years" - JAMES OLIVER CURY, Time Out Magazine.."More history
    happened in NY than in any other place in the nation" - KENNETH T.
    JACKSON, Columbia University Professor, Encyclopedia of New York.."Stay
    home. Marry the girl next door. Open a restaurant there. New York
    doesn't need any more restaurants. America does." - SHELLEY FIREMAN
    (sweet), NYC Restaurateur, owner of Cafe' Fiorello, Tratoria Dell'Arte,
    Shelly's, Brooklyn Diner, Redeye Grill, and Bond 45.."Listen all you
    New Yorkers - there's a rumor going round - that some of you good
    people want to leave this town - so save your time & trouble - cause
    when you leave New York man, you don't go anywhere" - SAMMY DAVIS JR
    (sweet, Jewish convert, umpteenth celebrity NYer).."Come on, there's
    lots of fun in store for you - see how the other half lives on Park
    Avenue" - IRVING BERLIN (b. Israel Isidor Baline, sweet NYC-raised Jew,
    one of the most influential composers of the 20th century).."A bottle
    of red, a bottle of white..it all depends upon your appetite..I´ll
    meet you anytime you want..in our Italian Restaurant..do you remember
    those days hanging out at the Village (mecca of folk) green" - BILLY
    JOEL (umpteenth sweet, Jewish NYer - one of the Top 100 selling artists
    of all-time).."The more I travel across the gravel..The more I sail the
    sea..The more I feel convinced to the fact, New York's the town for me.
    That crazy skyline is right in my line. And when I'm far away, I'm able
    to bear it for several hours..Then I brake down and say: Take me back
    to Manhattan...Take me back to New York...I'm just longing to see once
    more..my little home on the hundredth floor" - COLE PORTER.."If I'd
    lived in Roman times, I'd have lived in Rome. Where else? Today America
    is the Roman Empire and New York is Rome itself" - JOHN LENNON (one of
    NY's most famous adoptive sons, Strawberry Fields Memorial,Central Park
    - world's most famous recreational park).."In New York, even if you're
    Catholic, you're Jewish. If you live in Butte, Monatana, you're going
    to be Goyish, even if you're Jewish!" eh - LENNY BRUCE (b. Leonard
    Alfred Schneider, umpteenth sweet, Jewish NYer).."I moved into my
    apartment Sept. 10. In one day I saw the worst but also the best of New
    York. Its people are glorious, marvelous. The best. First-run movies?
    We got it. Tops in theater? We got it. Ballet, opera, circus, concerts.
    More culture here, more in the way of arts than anywhere in the world.
    New York is the Athens of today" - MATT DAMON.."From New York - the
    greatest city in the world!" - LATE SHOW WITH DAVID LETTERMAN (Ed
    Sullivan Theatre - placed the Beatles on the musical map)
    http://tinyurl.com/3juvb (New York Jewish History - largest, richest,
    most creative Jewish community in the world)
    http://tinyurl.com/pyz6a (Top 10 Places To Live & Work For Those Under
    35 - NY, NY)
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    Live In: #1 - NYC - most expensive)
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    http://www.forbes.com (NY: 3 of Top 5 Most Expensive Homes in the US)
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    Synagogue - Guinness World Record holder)
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    what of it?)

  5. Anthony said:

    Darrin wrote:
    I got to the

    Quoted message said:

    point where If I saw one more matzo ball, I thought I'd kill myself.

    There's a story of Liz Taylor being offered matzo ball soup for the
    third dinner in a row and saying (quote from memory) "Is there no
    other part of the matzo that's made into soup?"

    Hardly surprising since she has the IQ of a grape like the rest of
    these idiot
    women who marry jews and then are either pressured to convert or get
    the
    daft idea that one can become a jew by injection. I wonder why Liz
    Taylor
    didn't convert to Burtons religion when she married *him*.

    One mustn't mock the afflicted and it is obvious that poor Darrin 68
    (his IQ)
    is a ham sandwich short of a picnic. It is fortunate that he lives
    close
    to Bellevue so the men in white don't have far to go when they have
    to throw
    their net over him every 2 weeks. I heard he has a sidewalk stall
    where
    he sells flies.

    Speaking of flies there is an English joke -

    Three men board a train One is a Paki, one an Englishman and one a
    jew.

    Just as they start off, a fly flies into their compartment. The
    Englishman
    brushes it of in disgust, the Paki grabs it and eats it. Another
    fly manages
    to get into the same compartment, whereby the jew grabs it and asks,
    rubbing
    his hands in glee "Anybody vant to buy a fly?"

  6. Back from her extended weekend pass from the insane asylum, Boedicia
    (vile British anti-Semite & mother of two, who managed to get a visa to

    the US) said:
    Anthony said:

    Darrin wrote:
    I got to the

    Quoted message said:

    point where If I saw one more matzo ball, I thought I'd kill myself.

    There's a story of Liz Taylor being offered matzo ball soup for the
    third dinner in a row and saying (quote from memory) "Is there no
    other part of the matzo that's made into soup?"

    Quoted message said:

    Hardly surprising since she has the IQ of a grape like the rest of> these idiot
    women who marry jews and then are either pressured to convert or get> the
    daft idea that one can become a jew by injection. I wonder why Liz> Taylor
    didn't convert to Burtons religion when she married *him*.>
    One mustn't mock the afflicted and it is obvious that poor Darrin 68
    (his IQ)> is a ham sandwich short of a picnic. It is fortunate that he lives
    close> to Bellevue so the men in white don't have far to go when they have
    to throw> their net over him every 2 weeks. I heard he has a sidewalk stall
    where> he sells flies.> Speaking of flies there is an English joke -
    Three men board a train One is a Paki, one an Englishman and one a
    jew> Just as they start off, a fly flies into their compartment. The
    Englishman> brushes it of in disgust, the Paki grabs it and eats it. Another
    fly manages> to get into the same compartment, whereby the jew grabs it and asks,
    rubbing> his hands in glee "Anybody vant to buy a fly?"

    When it comes to tasteless humor, I am an equal opportunist. IOW, I
    have heard 'em all!ehehh You cannot stump the YID of TID!eh BO the
    SHMO, I am sure that Halla, Humbug, Bear, Mike Harrison, self-loathing
    Jewish Jane (American), and all the rest of the British skinheads, must
    simply adore you! ehe Otherwise, you continue to shame your fellow
    Brits (including Paul Bettany, who is married to sweet Jew, Jennifer
    Connelly (mother is Jewish), and happily residing with their children
    in their multi-million dollar Brownstone in Brooklyn Heights!eheheh
    BTW, you still have yet to answer the following:

    Quoted message said:

    Why do you keeping do *that* you simpleton.> As for the no-talent Lesley Warren, the whole world knows she is a> jewess and if> they couldn't tell from that face of hers, the minute she opened her> face would> be enough to convince them.> > Now call Bellevue and tell them to come and get you before they send> the> wagon to the net cafe and throw a net over you, you mad hebe.> ehe ehe ehe ehe ehe ehe ehe ehe ehe ehe ehe> My God, he's got me doing it now!!!!!>>

    As opposed to Dame Joan Plowright (what Sir Larry saw in her is truly a
    mystery!? LOL), who has portrayed Jews in film, and looks more Jewish
    than Lesley Ann Warren ever could! LOL! Once again, "Funny - you don't
    look Jewish!?" applies in many instances. Lesley included! Perhaps you
    should put down the Joseph Goebbels propaganda handbook on the Jewish
    stereotype of appearance. That should come after clearing your trailer
    trash table of its milk & meat. "It does the neo-Nazi children good!"
    eheheh -D, NYC "When I was at school I thought it was fun to lark about
    and show off - and so I did a lot of that - and my mother had always
    wanted to be an actress - and she was a nice Jewish girl - and they
    didn't do that sort of thing in those days - so she used to put me in
    for what we used to call music festivals - and I would do poetry and
    stuff like that" - MARIAM MARGOLYES (Yiddish British).."Today in
    Germany I am called a German man of science, and in England I am
    represented as a Swiss Jew. If I come to be regarded as bete noire the
    descriptions will be reversed, and I shall become a Swiss Jew for the
    Germans and a German man of science for the English!" eh - ALBERT
    EINSTEIN (Greatest Mind of The 20th Century)

  7. Oy. Watch it with the "vile British", please.

    Jani
    (looking at the crossposts and wondering whose bright idea *that* was ...)

    "Darrin" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    Back from her extended weekend pass from the insane asylum, Boedicia
    (vile British anti-Semite & mother of two, who managed to get a visa to

    the US) said:
    Anthony said:

    Darrin wrote:
    I got to the
    > point where If I saw one more matzo ball, I thought I'd kill myself.

    There's a story of Liz Taylor being offered matzo ball soup for the
    third dinner in a row and saying (quote from memory) "Is there no
    other part of the matzo that's made into soup?"

    Quoted message said:

    Hardly surprising since she has the IQ of a grape like the rest of>
    these idiot
    women who marry jews and then are either pressured to convert or get>
    the
    daft idea that one can become a jew by injection. I wonder why Liz>
    Taylor
    didn't convert to Burtons religion when she married *him*.>
    One mustn't mock the afflicted and it is obvious that poor Darrin 68
    (his IQ)> is a ham sandwich short of a picnic. It is fortunate that
    he lives
    close> to Bellevue so the men in white don't have far to go when they
    have
    to throw> their net over him every 2 weeks. I heard he has a sidewalk
    stall
    where> he sells flies.> Speaking of flies there is an English joke -
    Three men board a train One is a Paki, one an Englishman and one a
    jew> Just as they start off, a fly flies into their compartment. The
    Englishman> brushes it of in disgust, the Paki grabs it and eats it.
    Another
    fly manages> to get into the same compartment, whereby the jew grabs
    it and asks,
    rubbing> his hands in glee "Anybody vant to buy a fly?"

    When it comes to tasteless humor, I am an equal opportunist. IOW, I
    have heard 'em all!ehehh You cannot stump the YID of TID!eh BO the
    SHMO, I am sure that Halla, Humbug, Bear, Mike Harrison, self-loathing
    Jewish Jane (American), and all the rest of the British skinheads, must
    simply adore you! ehe Otherwise, you continue to shame your fellow
    Brits (including Paul Bettany, who is married to sweet Jew, Jennifer
    Connelly (mother is Jewish), and happily residing with their children
    in their multi-million dollar Brownstone in Brooklyn Heights!eheheh
    BTW, you still have yet to answer the following:

    Quoted message said:

    Why do you keeping do *that* you simpleton.> As for the no-talent
    Lesley Warren, the whole world knows she is a> jewess and if> they
    couldn't tell from that face of hers, the minute she opened her> face
    would> be enough to convince them.> > Now call Bellevue and tell them
    to come and get you before they send> the> wagon to the net cafe and
    throw a net over you, you mad hebe.> ehe ehe ehe ehe ehe ehe ehe ehe ehe
    ehe ehe> My God, he's got me doing it now!!!!!>>

    As opposed to Dame Joan Plowright (what Sir Larry saw in her is truly a
    mystery!? LOL), who has portrayed Jews in film, and looks more Jewish
    than Lesley Ann Warren ever could! LOL! Once again, "Funny - you don't
    look Jewish!?" applies in many instances. Lesley included! Perhaps you
    should put down the Joseph Goebbels propaganda handbook on the Jewish
    stereotype of appearance. That should come after clearing your trailer
    trash table of its milk & meat. "It does the neo-Nazi children good!"
    eheheh -D, NYC "When I was at school I thought it was fun to lark about
    and show off - and so I did a lot of that - and my mother had always
    wanted to be an actress - and she was a nice Jewish girl - and they
    didn't do that sort of thing in those days - so she used to put me in
    for what we used to call music festivals - and I would do poetry and
    stuff like that" - MARIAM MARGOLYES (Yiddish British).."Today in
    Germany I am called a German man of science, and in England I am
    represented as a Swiss Jew. If I come to be regarded as bete noire the
    descriptions will be reversed, and I shall become a Swiss Jew for the
    Germans and a German man of science for the English!" eh - ALBERT
    EINSTEIN (Greatest Mind of The 20th Century)

  8. On Thu, 27 Apr 2006 00:54:03 +0100, "Jani" <[email hidden]>
    blethered:

    Quoted message said:

    Oy. Watch it with the "vile British", please.

    Jani
    (looking at the crossposts and wondering whose bright idea *that* was ...)

    <blink>

    Hi Jani, fancy seeing you here. <g> <waves from caff>

    The crossposts are the idea of the usual trolling lot. Not a lot of
    bright ideas there, really. Kill the thread and move on...

  9. Jani said:

    Oy. Watch it with the "vile British", please.>>
    Jani> (looking at the crossposts and wondering whose bright idea *that* was ...)>

    Jani, you conveniently omitted a key word: "anti-Semite." eh I love
    British culture! I'm the first one to admit that English sounds far
    better when it flows from a British tongue!eh Albeit, Brits do have an
    annoying habit of adding an extra vowel to Americanized words:
    "flavor," not "flavour." eh Unfortunately, BO the SHMO shames most
    righteous British (Britain is the #1 producing country for
    international visitors to NYC - consistently leads in more areas of
    life than any other city on earth; first among culture, finance,
    fashion, retail, trade, cuisine, real estate, nightlife, arts, theatre,
    media & communications), with her long history of vile racism. BTW, are
    you a SHIKSA or a JAP?eh I ask in the context of endearment!eeh -D, NYC
    "Roses are Reddish, Violets are Bluish - if it wasn't for Christmas,
    we'd all be Jewish!" eh - BENNY HILL (his last tv special was taped in
    NYC).."And you can hear it in my accent when I talk, I'm an Englishman
    in New York" - STING.."Did you ever see a woman..coming out of New York
    City..with a frog in her hand" - T-REX (aka Marc Bolan, b. Feld, sweet
    Yiddish-British).."If we were forced to choose just one, there would be
    no way to deny that Judaism is the most important intellectual
    development in human history" - DAVID GELERTNER, Yale University
    Professor.."Five Jewish men influenced the history of Western
    civilization: Moses said the law is everything. Jesus said love is
    everything. Marx said capital is everything. Freud said sex is
    everything. Einstein said everything is relative" ehe.."Yes, I am a
    Jew, and when the ancestors of the right honorable gentleman were
    brutal savages in an unknown island, mine were priests in the Temple of
    Solomon" - BENJAMIN DISRAELI (1804-1881, first Jewish Prime Minister of
    England, responding to Irish Roman Catholic leader Daniel O' Connell,
    in the House of Commons, who cast aspersions on his Jewish
    ancestry).."Well a redneck nerd in a bowlin' shirt was a guzzlin' Lone
    Star beer..Talkin' religion and politics for all the world to
    hear..They ought to send you back to Roosha, boy, or New York City
    one..You just wanna doodle a Christian girl and you killed God's only
    son! I said, has it occurred to you, you nerd, that that's not very
    nice, we Jews believe it was Santa Claus that killed Jesus Christ!" eh
    - KINKY FRIEDMAN & THE TEXAS JEW BOYS.."I mean the City of New
    York...for New York is a wonder city, a veritable fairyland..with many
    sights not to be seen in Massachusetts or Maryland" - OGDEN NASH.."This
    legendary NY Jewish developer was a pioneer of tract housing & has
    towns in New York (Levittown, Long Island - first planned suburban
    community in the US) and in Pennsylvania named after him" - WILLIAM
    LEVITT.."They would part with all they've got...could they but once
    more walk..with their best girl and have a twirl...on the Sidewalks of
    New York" - LAWLOR & BLAKE.."I happen to like New York, I happen to
    like this town. I like the city air, I like to drink of it, The more I
    know New York the more I think of it. I like the sight and the sound
    and even the stink of it" - COLE PORTER.."Think Yiddish, dress
    British!" eh - POPULAR MADISON AVENUE (hub of retail, fashion,
    business, advertising) SLOGAN.."My so-called Jewish roots are in Egypt.
    They went down there with Joseph, and they came back with Moses, you
    know, the guy that killed the Egyptian, married an Ethiopian girl, and
    brought the law down from the mountain" - BOB DYLAN (b. Zimmerman,
    sweet Jew - "Voice of A Generation, Top 100 selling artist of
    all-time).."."One thing about being successful is that I stopped being
    afraid of dying. Once you're a star you're dead already. You're
    embalmed" eh - DUSTIN HOFFMAN (2-time Oscar winner, 7-time Oscar
    nominee, sweet Jew).."Do the Wall Street shuffle..hear the money
    rustle...watch the greenbacks tumble..feel the Sterling crumble...you
    need a yen to make a mark...If you wanna make money...you need the luck
    to make a buck...If you wanna be Getty, Rothschild (sweet
    Yiddish-British whose fortunes turned England into an Empire)" - 10 CC
    (Godley & Creme are sweet Yiddish-British).."Groggy eyed and fried -
    I'm headed for the station..D-Train ride Coney Island (America's First
    Amusement Park) vacation" - BEASTIE BOYS (umpteenth sweet, Jewish NYers
    - first successful all-white rap group).."She's my Coney Island
    baby..She's my Coney Island Girl..She's a princess, in a red
    dress..She's the moon in the mist to me" - TOM WAITS.."I rode a roller
    coaster..From Coney Island to Key West.. I held on with one finger..So
    the other ten could rest" - HARRY CONNICK JR. (mother is a
    sweet).."We'll go to Coney..And eat baloney on a roll..In Central Park,
    we'll stroll...Where our first kiss we stole...Soul to soul" - RODGERS
    & HART (umpteenth sweet, Jewish NYers).."I'd like to send this one out
    for Lou and Rachel..and all the kids and P.S. 192..Coney Island
    Baby..Man, I'd swear, I'd give the whole thing up for you" - LOU REED
    (family changed name from Rabinowitz, umpteenth sweet, Jewish
    NYer).."'Cause everyone's your friend in New York City..And everything
    looks beautiful when you're young and pretty..The streets are paved
    with diamonds and there's just so much to see..But the best thing about
    New York City is you and me..Statue of Liberty, Staten Island Ferry,
    Co-op City, Katz's and Tiffany's..Central Park, Brooklyn Bridge, The
    Empire State where Dylan lived..Coney Island and Times Square,
    Rockefeller Center..Wish I was there" - THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS.."From New
    York - the greatest city in the world" - LATE SHOW WITH DAVID LETTERMAN
    (Ed Sullivan Theatre - placed the Beatles on the musical map).."I moved
    into my apartment Sept. 10. In one day I saw the worst but also the
    best of New York. Its people are glorious, marvelous. The best.
    First-run movies? We got it. Tops in theater? We got it. Ballet, opera,
    circus, concerts. More culture here, more in the way of arts than
    anywhere in the world. New York is the Athens of today" - MATT
    DAMON.."If statistics are right, the Jews constitute but one percent of
    the human race. It suggests a
    nebulous dim puff of stardust lost in the blaze of the Milky way.
    Properly, the Jew ought hardly to be heard of, but he is heard of, has
    always been heard of. He is as prominent on the planet as any other
    people, and his commercial importance is extravagantly out of
    proportion to the smallness of his bulk. His contributions to the
    world's list of great names in literature, science, art, music,
    finance, medicine, and abstruse learning are also away out of
    proportion to the weakness of his numbers. He has made a marvelous
    fight in this world, in all the ages; and had done it with his hands
    tied behind him. He could be vain of himself, and be excused for it.
    The Egyptian, the Babylonian, and the Roman followed, and made a vast
    noise, and they are gone. Other peoples have sprung up and held their
    torch high for a time, but it burned out, and they sit in twilight now,

    or have vanished. The Jew saw them all, beat them all, and is now what
    he always was, exhibiting decadence, no infirmities of age, no
    weakening of his parts, no slowing of his energies, no dulling of his
    alert and aggressive mind. All things are mortal but the Jew; all other

    forces pass, but he remains. What is the secret of his immortality?" -
    MARK TWAIN.."One of the great mysteries that has always puzzled me is
    how Jews, who account for such a tiny fraction of the world's
    population, have been able to achieve so much and excel in so many
    different fields - science, music, medicine, literature, arts, business

    and more. If you listed the most influential people of the last hundred

    years, three at the top of the list would be Einstein, Freud and Marx;
    all were Jews. Many more belong on the list, yet Jews comprise at most
    less than 3 percent of the United States population. They are an
    amazing people. Imagine the persecution they endured over the
    centuries: pogroms, temple burnings, Cossack raids, uprootings of
    families, their dispersal to the winds and the Holocaust. After the
    Diaspora, they could not own land or worship in much of the world; they

    were prohibited from voting and were told where to live. Yet their
    children survived and Jews became by far the most accomplished people
    per capita that the world has ever produced" - MARLON BRANDO (excerpt
    from "SONGS MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME"😉.."The Jew is the emblem of eternity.
    He who neither slaughter nor torture of thousands of years could
    destroy, he who neither fire, nor sword, nor Inquisition was able to
    wipe off the face of the earth. He who was the first to produce the
    Oracles of God. He who has been for so long the Guardian of Prophecy
    and has transmitted it to the rest of the world. Such a nation cannot
    be destroyed. The Jew is as everlasting as Eternity itself" - LEO
    TOLSTOY.."Western civilization is undeniably a 'Jewified' civilization,

    however offensive the word may be to our ears because of the ugly use
    made of it by anti-Semites - anti-Semites believed that Jews were
    everywhere, and in a sense they were almost everywhere that counted in
    modern society" - ALBERT LINDEMANN, In Esau'sTears: Modern
    anti-Semitism and the Rise of the Jews, Cambridge University Press,
    1997, p. 20.."1/3 of all American multimillionaires are tallied as
    Jewish; 45% of the top 40 of the Forbes 400 richest Americans are
    Jewish, yet they comprise a measly 2% of the American populace" -
    STEVEN SILBIGER ("The Phenomenon of The Jews" - 2000).."Los Angeles is
    for those who sleep, Paris and London baby you can keep, no other city
    will make me dance like New York" - MADONNA..""The extraordinary
    European Jews who emigrated to New York were enriching the city's
    intellectual life with an intensity that has probably never been
    equaled anywhere during a comparable period of time. I was raised
    largely by these Jews...They were my teachers; they were my employers;
    they were my friends. They introduced me to a world of books and ideas
    that I didn't know existed" - MARLON BRANDO, excerpt from "Songs My
    Mother Taught Me"
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    Quoted message said:


    "Darrin" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    Back from her extended weekend pass from the insane asylum, Boedicia
    (vile British anti-Semite & mother of two, who managed to get a visa to

    the US) said:

    Anthony wrote:
    > Darrin wrote:
    > I got to the
    > > point where If I saw one more matzo ball, I thought I'd kill myself.
    >
    > There's a story of Liz Taylor being offered matzo ball soup for the
    > third dinner in a row and saying (quote from memory) "Is there no
    > other part of the matzo that's made into soup?"

    Quoted message said:

    Hardly surprising since she has the IQ of a grape like the rest of>
    these idiot
    women who marry jews and then are either pressured to convert or get>
    the
    daft idea that one can become a jew by injection. I wonder why Liz>
    Taylor
    didn't convert to Burtons religion when she married *him*.>
    One mustn't mock the afflicted and it is obvious that poor Darrin 68
    (his IQ)> is a ham sandwich short of a picnic. It is fortunate that
    he lives
    close> to Bellevue so the men in white don't have far to go when they
    have
    to throw> their net over him every 2 weeks. I heard he has a sidewalk
    stall
    where> he sells flies.> Speaking of flies there is an English joke -
    Three men board a train One is a Paki, one an Englishman and one a
    jew> Just as they start off, a fly flies into their compartment. The
    Englishman> brushes it of in disgust, the Paki grabs it and eats it.
    Another
    fly manages> to get into the same compartment, whereby the jew grabs
    it and asks,
    rubbing> his hands in glee "Anybody vant to buy a fly?"

    When it comes to tasteless humor, I am an equal opportunist. IOW, I
    have heard 'em all!ehehh You cannot stump the YID of TID!eh BO the
    SHMO, I am sure that Halla, Humbug, Bear, Mike Harrison, self-loathing
    Jewish Jane (American), and all the rest of the British skinheads, must
    simply adore you! ehe Otherwise, you continue to shame your fellow
    Brits (including Paul Bettany, who is married to sweet Jew, Jennifer
    Connelly (mother is Jewish), and happily residing with their children
    in their multi-million dollar Brownstone in Brooklyn Heights!eheheh
    BTW, you still have yet to answer the following:

    Quoted message said:

    Why do you keeping do *that* you simpleton.> As for the no-talent
    Lesley Warren, the whole world knows she is a> jewess and if> they
    couldn't tell from that face of hers, the minute she opened her> face
    would> be enough to convince them.> > Now call Bellevue and tell them
    to come and get you before they send> the> wagon to the net cafe and
    throw a net over you, you mad hebe.> ehe ehe ehe ehe ehe ehe ehe ehe ehe
    ehe ehe> My God, he's got me doing it now!!!!!>>

    As opposed to Dame Joan Plowright (what Sir Larry saw in her is truly a
    mystery!? LOL), who has portrayed Jews in film, and looks more Jewish
    than Lesley Ann Warren ever could! LOL! Once again, "Funny - you don't
    look Jewish!?" applies in many instances. Lesley included! Perhaps you
    should put down the Joseph Goebbels propaganda handbook on the Jewish
    stereotype of appearance. That should come after clearing your trailer
    trash table of its milk & meat. "It does the neo-Nazi children good!"
    eheheh -D, NYC "When I was at school I thought it was fun to lark about
    and show off - and so I did a lot of that - and my mother had always
    wanted to be an actress - and she was a nice Jewish girl - and they
    didn't do that sort of thing in those days - so she used to put me in
    for what we used to call music festivals - and I would do poetry and
    stuff like that" - MARIAM MARGOLYES (Yiddish British).."Today in
    Germany I am called a German man of science, and in England I am
    represented as a Swiss Jew. If I come to be regarded as bete noire the
    descriptions will be reversed, and I shall become a Swiss Jew for the
    Germans and a German man of science for the English!" eh - ALBERT
    EINSTEIN (Greatest Mind of The 20th Century)

  10. Halla said:

    On Thu, 27 Apr 2006 00:54:03 +0100, "Jani" <[email hidden]>
    blethered:

    Quoted message said:

    Oy. Watch it with the "vile British", please.

    Jani

    How many groups are you in woman? 🙂

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    (looking at the crossposts and wondering whose bright idea *that* was ...)

    I had to add rec food in, all my follow ups kill crossposts.

    Quoted message said:

    <blink>

    Does likewise.

    Quoted message said:

    Hi Jani, fancy seeing you here. <g> <waves from caff>

    Does the same.

    I almost feel sorry for ehehe guy, if Jani's going to roast him I may
    pop over and watch 🙂
    --
    Work in progress

  11. "Halla" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    On Thu, 27 Apr 2006 00:54:03 +0100, "Jani" <[email hidden]>
    blethered:

    Quoted message said:

    Oy. Watch it with the "vile British", please.

    Jani
    (looking at the crossposts and wondering whose bright idea *that* was ...)

    <blink>

    Hi Jani, fancy seeing you here. <g> <waves from caff>

    You'd be surprised the odd corners of Usenet I find myself in, sometimes 🙂

    *waves back from brief stopover in rfc*

    Jani

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