So, what really gets locals riled up about these overrated cafes? Is it the way they cling to a half-baked reputation, acting like they’re the Mecca for cyclists? It's not just the coffee or the bike racks. Maybe it’s the vibe that screams exclusivity, and everyone’s desperate to fit in. Like, how can we take it seriously when food’s subpar and service is a joke? What's the deal with these places that think being cyclist-friendly is just a facade?