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  1. Poll...
    http://engforum.pravda.ru/showthread.php3?threadid=96079

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    The subtle detail in it escaped you: You are forced to buy ANYTHING
    OVER 3 TONS if you want to come out alive from an accident with an
    SUV. "Kill or be killed," that's the law of the jungle...

    Yeah, that makes sense. Then it is time to get a really big bank loan
    so you can buy something that will survive that accident with the
    semis. Depending on where you live, maybe you need to factor in
    collisions with railroad trains.

    You have demonstrated that you are not a bike rider. Bikes don't meet
    your criteria for transportation. per your own logic. Accordingly,
    perhaps you could take your trolling off of the bike news/uselists.

    Here's a clue: collisions are not mandatory. They may be inevitable
    for the feeble minded...

    I know, accidents are for mortals. Jesus would never had been in an accident.

    Hey good question, "What would Jesus had driven before an accident?"

    http://committed.to/justiceforpeace

  2. "DonQuijote1954" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    Poll...
    http://engforum.pravda.ru/showthread.php3?threadid=96079

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    The subtle detail in it escaped you: You are forced to buy ANYTHING
    OVER 3 TONS if you want to come out alive from an accident with an
    SUV. "Kill or be killed," that's the law of the jungle...

    Yeah, that makes sense. Then it is time to get a really big bank loan
    so you can buy something that will survive that accident with the
    semis. Depending on where you live, maybe you need to factor in
    collisions with railroad trains.

    You have demonstrated that you are not a bike rider. Bikes don't meet
    your criteria for transportation. per your own logic. Accordingly,
    perhaps you could take your trolling off of the bike news/uselists.

    Here's a clue: collisions are not mandatory. They may be inevitable
    for the feeble minded...

    I know, accidents are for mortals. Jesus would never had been in an accident.


    You are obviously feeble minded to assume that wrecks are inevitably fatal for anyone NOT in
    one of those GHU forsaken SUV's. Oh and just one niggling little question.

    What's a Jewish carpenter/rabbi have to do with motorcycles? NOTHING...

    Quoted message said:

    Hey good question, "What would Jesus had driven before an accident?"

    Probablly a Two Wood...gotta clear that water hazard at the Jordan you know.

    --

    You can't hate what you never loved...
    Nefarious Necrologist 42nd class
    Some people ride, some just like to show off their butt
    jewelry once in a while.
    Dum vivimus, vivamus
    <🙁3 )3~~ <🙁3 )3~~

  3. On Fri, 10 Sep 2004 08:26:17 -0700, Scott en Aztlan
    <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    <[email hidden]>:

    Quoted message said:

    http://www.geocities.com/slothkills/

    You're wrong, you know. The primary cause of road rage is the kind of
    [censored] who loses his rag when he is five seconds late for the next
    traffic jam.

    Oh, and it's traffic tantrums - road rage sounds far too grown-up :-)

    Guy
    --
    May contain traces of irony. Contents liable to settle after posting.
    http://www.chapmancentral.co.uk

    88% of helmet statistics are made up, 65% of them at Washington University

  4. "Just zis Guy, you know?" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Quoted message said:

    On Fri, 10 Sep 2004 08:26:17 -0700, Scott en Aztlan
    <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    <[email hidden]>:

    Quoted message said:

    http://www.geocities.com/slothkills/

    You're wrong, you know. The primary cause of road rage is the kind of
    [censored] who loses his rag when he is five seconds late for the next
    traffic jam.

    Oh, and it's traffic tantrums - road rage sounds far too grown-up :-)

    Guy
    --
    May contain traces of irony. Contents liable to settle after posting.
    http://www.chapmancentral.co.uk

    88% of helmet statistics are made up, 65% of them at Washington University

    Stop slumming over here in wreckmoto...sheesh.

    --

    You can't hate what you never loved...
    Nefarious Necrologist 42nd class
    Some people ride, some just like to show off their butt
    jewelry once in a while.
    Dum vivimus, vivamus
    <🙁3 )3~~ <🙁3 )3~~

  5. Obviously Jesus would drive a Ford 15 passenger, diesel powered,
    Econoline van. What else would be big and powerful enough to
    haul him, his 12 followers and all of their stuff? Naturally he
    would not have an accident

    mike hunt

  6. DonQuijote1954 said:

    What would Jesus had driven

    A Honda. Acts 2:1-3 mentions Jesus and the disciples all being in one
    accord.

    (God drives a Plymouth. Genesis 3:23 -- "And the Lord drove them out, in
    his Fury."😉

    DS

  7. "Daniel J. Stern" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Quoted message said:
    DonQuijote1954 said:

    What would Jesus had driven

    A Honda. Acts 2:1-3 mentions Jesus and the disciples all being in one
    accord.

    (God drives a Plymouth. Genesis 3:23 -- "And the Lord drove them out, in
    his Fury."😉

    DS

    ROFLOL

    That is pretty freekin' funny.

    Bernard

  8. Quoted message said:

    I know, accidents are for mortals. Jesus would never had been in an accident.

    Hey good question, "What would Jesus had driven before an accident?"

    I have a question for you, "What would Jesus do for a klondike bar?"

  9. "Keith Schiffer" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:<[email hidden]>...

    Quoted message said:

    "DonQuijote1954" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    Poll...
    http://engforum.pravda.ru/showthread.php3?threadid=96079

    Quoted message said:

    >The subtle detail in it escaped you: You are forced to buy ANYTHING
    >OVER 3 TONS if you want to come out alive from an accident with an
    >SUV. "Kill or be killed," that's the law of the jungle...

    Yeah, that makes sense. Then it is time to get a really big bank loan
    so you can buy something that will survive that accident with the
    semis. Depending on where you live, maybe you need to factor in
    collisions with railroad trains.

    You have demonstrated that you are not a bike rider. Bikes don't meet
    your criteria for transportation. per your own logic. Accordingly,
    perhaps you could take your trolling off of the bike news/uselists.

    Here's a clue: collisions are not mandatory. They may be inevitable
    for the feeble minded...

    I know, accidents are for mortals. Jesus would never had been in an accident.


    You are obviously feeble minded to assume that wrecks are inevitably fatal for anyone NOT in
    one of those GHU forsaken SUV's. Oh and just one niggling little question.

    What's a Jewish carpenter/rabbi have to do with motorcycles? NOTHING...

    Is that what you think????

    http://www.pagospelriders.com/

    And he would never have crashed... 😉

  10. <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    Obviously Jesus would drive a Ford 15 passenger, diesel powered,
    Econoline van. What else would be big and powerful enough to
    haul him, his 12 followers and all of their stuff? Naturally he
    would not have an accident

    mike hunt

  11. <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    Obviously Jesus would drive a Ford 15 passenger, diesel powered,
    Econoline van. What else would be big and powerful enough to
    haul him, his 12 followers and all of their stuff? Naturally he
    would not have an accident

    Clueless cur!

    They'd have ridden on their "Triumph's" 8^) Sheesh people good ol Haysuess was a
    motorcyclist...how do I know? Easy he'd help anyone anytime even if they were an [censored]...

    --

    You can't hate what you never loved...
    Nefarious Necrologist 42nd class
    Some people ride, some just like to show off their butt
    jewelry once in a while.
    Dum vivimus, vivamus
    <🙁3 )3~~ <🙁3 )3~~

  12. "DonQuijote1954" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...
    SNIP

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    What's a Jewish carpenter/rabbi have to do with motorcycles? NOTHING...

    Is that what you think????

    I know...

    Quoted message said:

    http://www.pagospelriders.com/

    What ever...most are closet bigots and can't even admit it to themselves....again WHAT does a
    carpenter/rabbi have to do with motorcycling? Can't be bothered with them.

    Quoted message said:


    And he would never have crashed... 😉

    From what I've read, yes he would have just so he could have used it as a teaching opportunity
    as what to NOT do.

    --

    You can't hate what you never loved...
    Nefarious Necrologist 42nd class
    Some people ride, some just like to show off their butt
    jewelry once in a while.
    Dum vivimus, vivamus
    <🙁3 )3~~ <🙁3 )3~~

  13. Daniel J. Stern said:


    DonQuijote1954 said:

    What would Jesus had driven

    A Honda. Acts 2:1-3 mentions Jesus and the disciples all being in one
    accord.

    (God drives a Plymouth. Genesis 3:23 -- "And the Lord drove them out, in
    his Fury."😉

    That was back "in the beginning" as they say. Later He evidently
    traded in the Fury and bought a Dodge Spirit. He let his Son drive
    it. (That was four chapters before J.C. got his Accord):

    Matthew 12:28 - "But if I drive out demons by the Spirit of God, then
    the kingdom of God has come upon you."

    So evidently God is a Mopar guy.

    Chalo Colina

  14. [email hidden] wrote in message news:<[email hidden]>...

    Quoted message said:

    Obviously Jesus would drive a Ford 15 passenger, diesel powered,
    Econoline van. What else would be big and powerful enough to
    haul him, his 12 followers and all of their stuff? Naturally he
    would not have an accident

    mike hunt

    I'm glad because he would have crushed a lot of people.

    Why not have them ride a bicycle? Too dangerous for them?

  15. "Chalo" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    SNIP

    Quoted message said:

    So evidently God is a Mopar guy.

    No accountng for taste is there? Sheesh...you'd think he'd have some self respect and do better
    than a cage.

    --

    You can't hate what you never loved...
    Nefarious Necrologist 42nd class
    Some people ride, some just like to show off their butt
    jewelry once in a while.
    Dum vivimus, vivamus
    <🙁3 )3~~ <🙁3 )3~~

  16. "DonQuijote1954" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    [email hidden] wrote in message news:<[email hidden]>...

    Quoted message said:

    Obviously Jesus would drive a Ford 15 passenger, diesel powered,
    Econoline van. What else would be big and powerful enough to
    haul him, his 12 followers and all of their stuff? Naturally he
    would not have an accident

    mike hunt

    I'm glad because he would have crushed a lot of people.

    Why KILL when you can maim and then make them suffer more? Or is killing "kinder, gentler" than
    maiming...

    Quoted message said:

    Why not have them ride a bicycle? Too dangerous for them?

    Nope they wouldn't have been as cool as motorcycles. Only squares and [censored] don't own
    motorcycles...

    --

    You can't hate what you never loved...
    Nefarious Necrologist 42nd class
    Some people ride, some just like to show off their butt
    jewelry once in a while.
    Dum vivimus, vivamus
    <🙁3 )3~~ <🙁3 )3~~

  17. Chalo said:
    Quoted message said:

    (God drives a Plymouth. Genesis 3:23 -- "And the Lord drove them out, in
    his Fury."😉

    That was back "in the beginning" as they say. Later He evidently
    traded in the Fury and bought a Dodge Spirit. He let his Son drive
    it. (That was four chapters before J.C. got his Accord):

    Matthew 12:28 - "But if I drive out demons by the Spirit of God, then
    the kingdom of God has come upon you."

    Not only that, but Revelation 1:10 tells us that John got stuck in a
    traffic jam in the same car: "In the Spirit I found myself present on the
    day of the Lord, and I heard behind me a loud voice which resembled the
    blast of a trumpet."

  18. Daniel J. Stern said:
    Chalo said:
    Quoted message said:

    (God drives a Plymouth. Genesis 3:23 -- "And the Lord drove them out, in
    his Fury."😉

    That was back "in the beginning" as they say. Later He evidently
    traded in the Fury and bought a Dodge Spirit. He let his Son drive
    it. (That was four chapters before J.C. got his Accord):

    Matthew 12:28 - "But if I drive out demons by the Spirit of God, then
    the kingdom of God has come upon you."

    Not only that, but Revelation 1:10 tells us that John got stuck in a
    traffic jam in the same car: "In the Spirit I found myself present on the
    day of the Lord, and I heard behind me a loud voice which resembled the
    blast of a trumpet."

    I question the validity of this biblical passage. I mean there's no way
    the horn on an old Trumpet could be called a "blast."

    Charles

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    ("Meepmeep" is "rr," as in "roadrunner."😉

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  19. "Keith Schiffer" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:<[email hidden]>...

    Quoted message said:

    "DonQuijote1954" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Quoted message said:

    [email hidden] wrote in message news:<[email hidden]>...

    Quoted message said:

    Obviously Jesus would drive a Ford 15 passenger, diesel powered,
    Econoline van. What else would be big and powerful enough to
    haul him, his 12 followers and all of their stuff? Naturally he
    would not have an accident

    mike hunt

    I'm glad because he would have crushed a lot of people.

    Why KILL when you can maim and then make them suffer more? Or is killing "kinder, gentler" than
    maiming...

    Both are part of the purification. That's why the Holy Inquisition
    used maiming, torturing and then burning people alive to achieve that
    kinder, gentler soul.

    Quoted message said:


    Quoted message said:

    Why not have them ride a bicycle? Too dangerous for them?

    Nope they wouldn't have been as cool as motorcycles. Only squares and [censored] don't own
    motorcycles...

    That's what they used to say about mules and asses before... 😉

  20. "DonQuijote1954" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Quoted message said:

    "Keith Schiffer" <[email hidden]> wrote in message


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    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    "DonQuijote1954" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    [email hidden] wrote in message news:<[email hidden]>...
    > Obviously Jesus would drive a Ford 15 passenger, diesel powered,
    > Econoline van. What else would be big and powerful enough to
    > haul him, his 12 followers and all of their stuff? Naturally he
    > would not have an accident
    >
    >
    > mike hunt

    I'm glad because he would have crushed a lot of people.

    Why KILL when you can maim and then make them suffer more? Or is killing "kinder, gentler"


    than

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    maiming...

    Both are part of the purification. That's why the Holy Inquisition
    used maiming, torturing and then burning people alive to achieve that
    kinder, gentler soul.

    Quoted message said:


    Quoted message said:

    Why not have them ride a bicycle? Too dangerous for them?

    Nope they wouldn't have been as cool as motorcycles. Only squares and [censored] don't own
    motorcycles...

    That's what they used to say about mules and asses before... 😉

    Only reason I DON'T have either is no land for it...YET. I like mules and asses(rather fond of
    Burros) Will need them if we get Alpacas as they'll need guarding from bear, Cougar, Wolf,
    Coyote, Feral dogs and wandering motorcyclist who'll eat any damn thing.

    --

    You can't hate what you never loved...
    Nefarious Necrologist 42nd class
    Some people ride, some just like to show off their butt
    jewelry once in a while.
    Dum vivimus, vivamus
    <🙁3 )3~~ <🙁3 )3~~

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