What will you Americans do now?

Yves Ladouche said:

Now that Armstrong is gone? What will you Americans do to attract our
attention? We will invite you to race in our events in our country, and you
will come, of course. Because your own country will not satisfy your lust
for attention. And your round women cannot compare to real beauty. So you
will come. But you should understand that you are just our puppets. For our
amusement.

Pedal, Americans, pedal. Dance, Americans, dance. Drink our wine. Eat our
food. Leave your money. Then go back to your pathetic land of half-testicled
robots.

You would think Bob Costas would have better things to
do than troll rbr.

Yves Ladouche said:

Now that Armstrong is gone? What will you Americans do to attract our
attention?

You must be the worst cycling nerd ever ...

Yves Ladouche said:

Quoted message said:

Now that Armstrong is gone? What will you Americans do to attract our
attention?

Ernst Noch said:

You must be the worst cycling nerd ever ...

http://www.teamestrogen.com/jokes.asp#nerds

"Yves Ladouche" <[email hidden]> a écrit dans le message de news:
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Quoted message said:

Now that Armstrong is gone? What will you Americans do to attract our
attention? We will invite you to race in our events in our country, and
you will come, of course. Because your own country will not satisfy your
lust for attention. And your round women cannot compare to real beauty. So
you will come. But you should understand that you are just our puppets.
For our amusement.

Pedal, Americans, pedal. Dance, Americans, dance. Drink our wine. Eat our
food. Leave your money. Then go back to your pathetic land of
half-testicled robots.

Next, we're gonna send a one-eyed midget who's gonna kick your Froggy butts
in fencing.

On Mon, 1 Aug 2005 23:45:16 -0700, "Yves Ladouche" <[email hidden]>

Quoted message said:

Now that Armstrong is gone? What will you Americans do to attract our
attention? We will invite you to race in our events in our country, and you
will come, of course. Because your own country will not satisfy your lust
for attention. And your round women cannot compare to real beauty. So you
will come. But you should understand that you are just our puppets. For our
amusement.

Pedal, Americans, pedal. Dance, Americans, dance. Drink our wine. Eat our
food. Leave your money. Then go back to your pathetic land of half-testicled
robots.

We're going to continue to send 4 guys who finish higher than any Frog
in the Tour.

And we're going to continue to pedal, dance, drink your wine, bang
your hairy women and kick your asses in every stage.

Allowing Frenchmen in the Tour is purely symbolic these days.

Thanks for the opportunity, troll.

"Yves Ladouche" <[email hidden]> wrote in
news:[email hidden]:

Quoted message said:

Now that Armstrong is gone?

We simply move the focus of our adoration from LANCE to BOOBY Julich!

NS

Donald Munro said:

Yves Ladouche said:

Quoted message said:

Now that Armstrong is gone? What will you Americans do to attract our
attention?

Ernst Noch said:

You must be the worst cycling nerd ever ...

http://www.teamestrogen.com/jokes.asp#nerds

hey! that's one of my favorite jokes.

h

On Mon, 1 Aug 2005 23:45:16 -0700, "Yves Ladouche" <[email hidden]>

Quoted message said:

So you
will come. But you should understand that you are just our puppets. For our
amusement.

We'll see what team dominates in the Paris Olympics in 2012. Oh, I'm
sorry they're going to be in London.

Does this made up name sound way too similar to "Guy LaDouche" from
Most Extreme Elimination Challenge?

"Allowing Frenchmen in the Tour is purely symbolic these days."

This isn't nearly as funny as it would be if it wasn't so true.

"This isn't nearly as funny as it would be if it wasn't so true. "

Exactly, except for Moreau and Moncoutie, and perhaps Casar, who DID
the French have representin'?

-Ken

Yves Ladouche said:

Now that Armstrong is gone? What will you Americans do to attract our
attention? We will invite you to race in our events in our country, and you
will come, of course. Because your own country will not satisfy your lust
for attention. And your round women cannot compare to real beauty. So you
will come. But you should understand that you are just our puppets. For our
amusement.

Pedal, Americans, pedal. Dance, Americans, dance. Drink our wine. Eat our
food. Leave your money. Then go back to your pathetic land of half-testicled
robots.

For this American, nothing will change at all.. except maybe the TV
coverage. Now that Lance is gone, maybe I'll get to see an interesting
Tour for once.

"k.papai" <[email hidden]> wrote in news:1122995540.738189.171880
@g49g2000cwa.googlegroups.com:

Quoted message said:

"This isn't nearly as funny as it would be if it wasn't so true. "

Exactly, except for Moreau and Moncoutie, and perhaps Casar, who DID
the French have representin'?

um, Thomas Voeckler? At least, he's the only other one to get camera time.

NS

Yves Ladouche said:

Now that Armstrong is gone? What will you Americans do to attract our
attention?

I'm thinking perhaps another war... maybe?

Yves Ladouche said:

Now that Armstrong is gone? What will you Americans do to attract our
attention? We will invite you to race in our events in our country, and you
will come, of course. Because your own country will not satisfy your lust
for attention. And your round women cannot compare to real beauty.

What shape are beautiful women?

Steve

So you

Quoted message said:

will come. But you should understand that you are just our puppets. For our
amusement.

Pedal, Americans, pedal. Dance, Americans, dance. Drink our wine. Eat our
food. Leave your money. Then go back to your pathetic land of half-testicled
robots.

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Cut the nonsense to reply

gwhite said:

Yves Ladouche said:

Now that Armstrong is gone? What will you Americans do to attract our
attention?

I'm thinking perhaps another war... maybe?

A few years ago I was getting smashed on rum punches at the Hotel Olafsson in
Port au Prince, Haiti with a German expat.

We arranged for a rematch. Yeah, I know I didn't need to give him one, but
kicking deutchenass was so much fun the last couple times and they were the only
ones to give us a good stand up fight. So I agreed to a rematch. Somewhere
between 2010 and 2020, exact date to be set as circumstances dictate. Oh, yeah,
France is the primary playing field, again.

Winner gets the rest of the world.

Oh. The loser gets Haiti.

Ron

Well folks, we all wondered the same thing about 12 or 13 years ago at the
end of the "Lemond era". Then along came Lance ...
"Yves Ladouche" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

Now that Armstrong is gone? What will you Americans do to attract our
attention? We will invite you to race in our events in our country, and

you

Quoted message said:

will come, of course. Because your own country will not satisfy your lust
for attention. And your round women cannot compare to real beauty. So you
will come. But you should understand that you are just our puppets. For

our

Quoted message said:

amusement.

Pedal, Americans, pedal. Dance, Americans, dance. Drink our wine. Eat our
food. Leave your money. Then go back to your pathetic land of

half-testicled

Quoted message said:

robots.

gwhite said:

Yves Ladouche said:

Now that Armstrong is gone? What will you Americans do to attract our
attention?

I'm thinking perhaps another war... maybe?

Well, OK. Let's do Grenada again. Someplace we can polish off in a
weekend and be done with.

Tim Lines said:

gwhite said:

Yves Ladouche said:

Now that Armstrong is gone? What will you Americans do to attract our
attention?

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

I'm thinking perhaps another war... maybe?

Well, OK. Let's do Grenada again. Someplace we can polish off in a
weekend and be done with.

Ever notice that the US tends to invade places with beaches?
Not just Normandy, but Vietnam, Grenada, Panama, I probably forgot
a couple. Vietnam didn't turn out so great, but we know that
was all the Frenchies' fault. Clearly our problem is that we
deviated from the winning formula: Iraq has lots of sand, but
not much in the way of good beaches. Let's get back to what
works: we'll declare war over that missing blonde girl and go
kick some Aruban ass!