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What Saiz was screaming

Db · 2003-10-01T04:10:35+00:00

From the procycling.com website "Saiz treated Spanish TV viewers to a shameless display of the fire and brimstone which, when positively channelled, is one of his fortés as a directeur sportif. On this occasion the effects were fatal for Nozal: after Saiz howled at the offending cameraman "I [censored] on your [censored]-mother. I will kill you and cut you into pieces," race organisers had little choice but to throw him off the race..." Thats a classic!

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Db
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1 October 2003, 04:10 UTC #1

From the procycling.com website
"Saiz treated Spanish TV viewers to a shameless display of the fire and brimstone which, when
positively channelled, is one of his fortés as a directeur sportif. On this occasion the effects
were fatal for Nozal: after Saiz howled at the offending cameraman
"I [censored] on your [censored]-mother. I will kill you and cut you into pieces,"
race organisers had little choice but to throw him off the race..."
Thats a classic!

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Nick Burns
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1 October 2003, 04:11 UTC #2

"db" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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From the procycling.com website
"Saiz treated Spanish TV viewers to a shameless display of the fire and brimstone which, when
positively channelled, is one of his fortés as a directeur sportif. On this occasion the effects
were fatal for Nozal: after Saiz howled at the offending cameraman
"I [censored] on your [censored]-mother. I will kill you and cut you into pieces,"
race organisers had little choice but to throw him off the race..."
Thats a classic!
Damn. If he really said that, he is crazier than I thought.

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Carl Sundquist
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1 October 2003, 04:11 UTC #3

"Nick Burns" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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"Saiz treated Spanish TV viewers to a shameless display of the fire and brimstone which, when
positively channelled, is one of his fortés as a directeur sportif. On this occasion the effects
were fatal for Nozal: after Saiz howled at the offending cameraman
"I [censored] on your [censored]-mother. I will kill you and cut you into pieces,"
race organisers had little choice but to throw him off the race..."
Thats a classic!
Damn. If he really said that, he is crazier than I thought.
straightdope.coma3 238.html

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Richard Adams
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1 October 2003, 04:36 UTC #4

Nick Burns said:
"db" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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From the procycling.com website
"Saiz treated Spanish TV viewers to a shameless display of the fire and brimstone which, when
positively channelled, is one of his fortés as a directeur sportif. On this occasion the effects
were fatal for Nozal: after Saiz howled at the offending cameraman
"I [censored] on your [censored]-mother. I will kill you and cut you into pieces,"
race organisers had little choice but to throw him off the race..."
Thats a classic!
Damn. If he really said that, he is crazier than I thought.
Must have gone to the Woody Hayes School of Temper management and Linebacker Slugging.

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Rk
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1 October 2003, 22:22 UTC #5

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From the procycling.com website
"Saiz treated Spanish TV viewers to a shameless display of the fire and brimstone which, when
positively channelled, is one of his fortés as a directeur sportif. On this occasion the effects
were fatal for Nozal: after Saiz howled at the offending cameraman
"I [censored] on your [censored]-mother. I will kill you and cut you into pieces,"
"Spanish is a loving tongue."

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Nick Burns
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1 October 2003, 22:23 UTC #6

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yeah- foriegn languages get crazy buck wild with the insults, no doubt...
As opposed the the suave Americans?
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the french are pretty bad- everything has to do with [censored] and sodomy...
the fun thing to do is i write "ta mere" or "ta soeur" under the nike

swoosh on
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the back of you t-shirt if you go to france... or better yet- write "je

vous"
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over the swoosh and "tous" under it

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Otto
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1 October 2003, 22:24 UTC #7

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<snip> Damn. If he really said that, he is crazier than I thought.
As far as I know, that's a pretty standard insult in spain (the sh!tting of your mother one), not
crazy, but then again not exactly what one would expect from a guy looking for a new sponsor.

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Alex Beascochea
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1 October 2003, 22:24 UTC #8

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"Nick Burns" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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"Saiz treated Spanish TV viewers to a shameless display of the fire and brimstone which, when
positively channelled, is one of his fortés as a directeur sportif. On this occasion the
effects were fatal for Nozal: after Saiz howled at the offending cameraman
"I [censored] on your [censored]-mother. I will kill you and cut you into pieces,"
race organisers had little choice but to throw him off the race..."
Thats a classic!
Damn. If he really said that, he is crazier than I thought.
straightdope.coma3 238.html
The first part is typical spanish :
"I [censored] on +
- your [(puta) + female family member ] (preferably mother)
- [[el cabron de tu) male family member] (preferably father)
- [ holy figure ] (preferably God || Virgin) ( extremely vulgar !!! (avoid))
Followed by threat...
But the second part (the threat) is not translated correctly. I think he said "Si te veo por ahi te
voy a matar a hostias" lit: if I see you around I am going to beat you dead."
But the real equivalent is the english master-piece:
"If I get you I am gonna beat the [censored] out of you! "

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Tcmedara
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2 October 2003, 05:18 UTC #9

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From the procycling.com website
"Saiz treated Spanish TV viewers to a shameless display of the fire and brimstone which, when
positively channelled, is one of his fortés as a directeur sportif. On this occasion the effects
were fatal for Nozal: after Saiz howled at the offending cameraman
"I [censored] on your [censored]-mother. I will kill you and cut you into pieces,"
"Spanish is a loving tongue."
That's the beauty of the Spanish language. Few languages can allow you to swear so effectively and
poetically at the same time.

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Rk
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2 October 2003, 11:14 UTC #10

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From the procycling.com website
"Saiz treated Spanish TV viewers to a shameless display of the fire and brimstone which, when
positively channelled, is one of his fortés as a directeur sportif. On this occasion the
effects were fatal for Nozal: after Saiz howled at the offending cameraman
"I [censored] on your [censored]-mother. I will kill you and cut you into pieces,"
"Spanish is a loving tongue."
That's the beauty of the Spanish language. Few languages can allow you to swear so effectively and
poetically at the same time.
"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries..."

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Dan Gregory
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2 October 2003, 22:51 UTC #11

"tcmedara" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:R7Leb.30914
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That's the beauty of the Spanish language. Few languages can allow you to swear so effectively and
poetically at the same time.

Shakespeare had much more variety methinks! All the best Dan Gregory

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Steve McGinty
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2 October 2003, 22:51 UTC #12

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> From the procycling.com website
>
> "Saiz treated Spanish TV viewers to a shameless display of the fire and brimstone which, when
> positively channelled, is one of his fortés as a directeur sportif. On this occasion the
> effects were fatal for Nozal: after Saiz howled at the offending cameraman
>
> "I [censored] on your [censored]-mother. I will kill you and cut you into pieces,"
>
"Spanish is a loving tongue."
That's the beauty of the Spanish language. Few languages can allow you to swear so effectively
and poetically at the same time.
"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries..."
They were French
intriguing.comfrench.txt
"I fart in your general direction!"
Regards! Stephen

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Tim McTeague
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4 October 2003, 21:17 UTC #13

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"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries..."
They were French
intriguing.comfrench.txt
"I fart in your general direction!"
Regards! Stephen
No, they were mock-French! There is a world of difference. Mon dieu.
Tim McTeague

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Steve McGinty
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5 October 2003, 14:47 UTC #14

Tim McTeague said:
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"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries..."
They were French
intriguing.comfrench.txt
"I fart in your general direction!"
Regards! Stephen
No, they were mock-French! There is a world of difference. Mon dieu.
Tim McTeague
Actually, they were out-rrrageous-French
Regards! Stephen

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