What makes you feel old? (Fatty masters only)

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>> After which he said
>> something like "You climb really well for an older guy."

>
> Old guys are allowed to say that to another old guy.
>
> When a young guy says it ... then you tell him he's a ***** for
> getting beat by an old guy.
>
> I felt old last week when I ran in a 4 mile Turkey Day race and got
> passed in the last 300m by a 10 year old girl. I knew there was a
> reason I race on wheels instead of on foot.

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I had the opposite occur to me, I'm
actually more competitive in my age
group running, than riding. No tactics
in running, and no assholes, is the only
way I can explain it. But riding is
more fun, just as long as I'm not in a race.
 
Mike Jacoubowsky wrote:
> So this morning we're returning from our training ride (I guess it's a
> training ride, although I haven't actually raced for a while) (but the other
> guys do, so does that count?) and after successfully contesting the final
> sprint one of the guys is expressing surprise at my strength, to which I
> explain that those who can no longer climb, sprint. After which he said
> something like "You climb really well for an older guy."
>
> Ouch.
>
> I'm 51, he's 42, not *that* much younger!
>
> --Mike-- Chain Reaction Bicycles
> www.ChainReactionBicycles.com

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The opposite happened to me. People
think I'm 10 years younger than I
actually am (I was being carded into my
early 40's), so I have to explain the
reason I can't keep up, is because I'm
so damn old. But there is a benefit to
this. If a younger guy, is really
making me suffer, all I have to do is
tell him my age, and you'll see that
smile fall right off of his face.
Nothin' wrong with being old, I wouldn't
re-live my 20's for anything. I get
slower every year, but I enjoy it more.
But I was never much of a racer, and
hated the crashes, so it was a relief to
unburden me with that idea anyway.
 
So this morning we're returning from our training ride (I guess it's a
training ride, although I haven't actually raced for a while) (but the other
guys do, so does that count?) and after successfully contesting the final
sprint one of the guys is expressing surprise at my strength, to which I
explain that those who can no longer climb, sprint. After which he said
something like "You climb really well for an older guy."

Ouch.

I'm 51, he's 42, not *that* much younger!

--Mike-- Chain Reaction Bicycles
www.ChainReactionBicycles.com
 
On Nov 27, 9:52 pm, "Mike Jacoubowsky" <[email protected]> wrote:
> So this morning we're returning from our training ride (I guess it's a
> training ride, although I haven't actually raced for a while) (but the other
> guys do, so does that count?) and after successfully contesting the final
> sprint one of the guys is expressing surprise at my strength, to which I
> explain that those who can no longer climb, sprint. After which he said
> something like "You climb really well for an older guy."
>
> Ouch.
>
> I'm 51, he's 42, not *that* much younger!


What a sissy. Imagine the lines I'm getting at 63 when I do a long
ride and don't have any after effects while the young guys are crying
about their legs hurting?
 
On Nov 28, 9:11 am, [email protected] wrote:
> On Nov 27, 9:52 pm, "Mike Jacoubowsky" <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> > So this morning we're returning from our training ride (I guess it's a
> > training ride, although I haven't actually raced for a while) (but the other
> > guys do, so does that count?) and after successfully contesting the final
> > sprint one of the guys is expressing surprise at my strength, to which I
> > explain that those who can no longer climb, sprint. After which he said
> > something like "You climb really well for an older guy."

>
> > Ouch.

>
> > I'm 51, he's 42, not *that* much younger!

>
> What a sissy. Imagine the lines I'm getting at 63 when I do a long
> ride and don't have any after effects while the young guys are crying
> about their legs hurting?


Yeah, I heard that old people dry up - guess it's true. :)~

R
 
"Mike Jacoubowsky" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> So this morning we're returning from our training ride (I guess it's a
> training ride, although I haven't actually raced for a while) (but the

other
> guys do, so does that count?) and after successfully contesting the final
> sprint one of the guys is expressing surprise at my strength, to which I
> explain that those who can no longer climb, sprint. After which he said
> something like "You climb really well for an older guy."
>
> Ouch.
>
> I'm 51, he's 42, not *that* much younger!
>
> --Mike-- Chain Reaction Bicycles
> www.ChainReactionBicycles.com
>

Mike,
You are right at the threshold of age impairment.

Start investing in the sew-in name tags for your clothes, ID bracelets and
adult diapers. Oh, never mind about the diapers, the bike shorts have it
built in. Get used to the idea of people complementing you for the ability
of a "guy your age." :)

Sunday I turned 57. We had a bunch of people over that I have not seen is a
lot of years. Quite a number of them have switched their diets to
incorporate eating whole basketballs. I mean these folks have not been able
to see their toes since the Berlin wall came down. Keep riding the bike, it
works. As we get older being in good shape can be useful to inspire
customers. Lead by example.

Every year at the show I keep running into more folks that I raced with in
the sixties. They all still look pretty good.

The cycling works, that is for certain. It certainly beats shuffleboard. As
we age the focus of performance changes. Forty years ago, I had fast legs
and a stiff ****, now I have stiff legs and a slow mind. There is no
justice...

Bruce
 
>> So this morning we're returning from our training ride (I guess it's a
>> training ride, although I haven't actually raced for a while) (but the
>> other
>> guys do, so does that count?) and after successfully contesting the final
>> sprint one of the guys is expressing surprise at my strength, to which I
>> explain that those who can no longer climb, sprint. After which he said
>> something like "You climb really well for an older guy."
>>
>> Ouch.
>>
>> I'm 51, he's 42, not *that* much younger!

>
> What a sissy. Imagine the lines I'm getting at 63 when I do a long
> ride and don't have any after effects while the young guys are crying
> about their legs hurting?


There's the guys, Sean, who up until last year would show up once in a while
and try to mix it up in the sprints. He's in his late-70s now. Still goes
over to Ireland each year for a double metric century.

If there's anything I've noticed as I've gotten older, it's that I have a
lot more endurance than before, or perhaps it's just more patience that lets
me know that, if I'm not feeling great at the beginning of a ride, there's
no reason to let that bug me and wreck the day, because in all likelihood
I'll start feeling better as the ride goes on. And those young punks that go
flying off the front right from the start? Amazing how many of them you see
along the way, debris littering the side of the road (or camped out for
hours at a rest stop, trying to convince themselves to keep going).

--Mike-- Chain Reaction Bicycles
www.ChainReactionBicycles.com
 
> You are right at the threshold of age impairment.

Actually, it was about 4 years ago that I seemingly-suddenly lost max power
when climbing. Weird thing, that. I used to live for the steepest parts of
the climb, because that's where I caught up to others. Ironically, my
sprinting has greatly improved at the same time, and you'd think they'd be
related somewhat. However, I think sprinting benefits from being patient and
opportunistic. I simply don't give up, and sprints are invariably longer
than people believe... when they falter, I'm there. It's not a question of
if, but when.

> Every year at the show I keep running into more folks that I raced with in
> the sixties. They all still look pretty good.


For the most part that's true! Staying in reasonable shape has been a bit of
a battle though. Keeping the weight off isn't easy, and weight is just about
everything, isn't it? A few years ago I had to switch to rabbit food
(salads) for lunch. It worked. I don't look forward to it, but neither do I
look forward to a slow creep upward on the scale. I'm probably eating better
now than I ever did before, or at least I'm aware of what the stuff I eat
will do to me (and often eat it anyway... sigh). If there's one single thing
about getting older that's no fair, it's your body becoming more efficient
such that you need to eat less. Should be the other way around.

> The cycling works, that is for certain. It certainly beats shuffleboard.
> As
> we age the focus of performance changes. Forty years ago, I had fast legs
> and a stiff ****, now I have stiff legs and a slow mind. There is no
> justice...


Martin Mull said something about that. "Seems like a man's mind is the last
thing to go soft" or something like that.

--Mike-- Chain Reaction Bicycles
www.ChainReactionBicycles.com



"Bruce Gilbert" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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>
> "Mike Jacoubowsky" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
>> So this morning we're returning from our training ride (I guess it's a
>> training ride, although I haven't actually raced for a while) (but the

> other
>> guys do, so does that count?) and after successfully contesting the final
>> sprint one of the guys is expressing surprise at my strength, to which I
>> explain that those who can no longer climb, sprint. After which he said
>> something like "You climb really well for an older guy."
>>
>> Ouch.
>>
>> I'm 51, he's 42, not *that* much younger!
>>
>> --Mike-- Chain Reaction Bicycles
>> www.ChainReactionBicycles.com
>>

> Mike,
> You are right at the threshold of age impairment.
>
> Start investing in the sew-in name tags for your clothes, ID bracelets and
> adult diapers. Oh, never mind about the diapers, the bike shorts have it
> built in. Get used to the idea of people complementing you for the ability
> of a "guy your age." :)
>
> Sunday I turned 57. We had a bunch of people over that I have not seen is
> a
> lot of years. Quite a number of them have switched their diets to
> incorporate eating whole basketballs. I mean these folks have not been
> able
> to see their toes since the Berlin wall came down. Keep riding the bike,
> it
> works. As we get older being in good shape can be useful to inspire
> customers. Lead by example.
>
> Every year at the show I keep running into more folks that I raced with in
> the sixties. They all still look pretty good.
>
> The cycling works, that is for certain. It certainly beats shuffleboard.
> As
> we age the focus of performance changes. Forty years ago, I had fast legs
> and a stiff ****, now I have stiff legs and a slow mind. There is no
> justice...
>
> Bruce
>
>
>
 
Mike Jacoubowsky wrote:
> So this morning we're returning from our training ride (I guess it's a
> training ride, although I haven't actually raced for a while) (but the other
> guys do, so does that count?) and after successfully contesting the final
> sprint one of the guys is expressing surprise at my strength, to which I
> explain that those who can no longer climb, sprint. After which he said
> something like "You climb really well for an older guy."


If you're riding, you're not old....

http://www.velonews.com/photo/html/photo1511.html

http://www.velonews.com/photo/html/photo1802.html
 
On Nov 28, 6:11 am, [email protected] wrote:

>
> What a sissy. Imagine the lines I'm getting at 63 when I do a long
> ride and don't have any after effects while the young guys are crying
> about their legs hurting?





Wow, you must be a stud. I'm impressed.
 
> After which he said
> something like "You climb really well for an older guy."


Old guys are allowed to say that to another old guy.

When a young guy says it ... then you tell him he's a ***** for
getting beat by an old guy.

I felt old last week when I ran in a 4 mile Turkey Day race and got
passed in the last 300m by a 10 year old girl. I knew there was a
reason I race on wheels instead of on foot.
 
On Nov 28, 10:06 am, "Mike Jacoubowsky" <[email protected]> wrote:

> Actually, it was about 4 years ago that I seemingly-suddenly lost max power
> when climbing. Weird thing, that. I used to live for the steepest parts of
> the climb, because that's where I caught up to others. Ironically, my
> sprinting has greatly improved at the same time, and you'd think they'd be
> related somewhat.


Another trade... what was I going to say... oh yeah: Same thing as
when you need to get up for the Old Person Pee every night, but on the
other hand, you don't need as much sleep as you used to.

Also useful: How bad can you really need something out of the
refrigerator if you can't remember what it was you wanted once you get
there?

I'm sure there will be other stops on the way to Wherever. --D-y
 
On Nov 28, 12:52 am, "Mike Jacoubowsky" <[email protected]> wrote:
> So this morning we're returning from our training ride (I guess it's a
> training ride, although I haven't actually raced for a while) (but the other
> guys do, so does that count?) and after successfully contesting the final
> sprint one of the guys is expressing surprise at my strength, to which I
> explain that those who can no longer climb, sprint. After which he said
> something like "You climb really well for an older guy."
>



makes me feel old when a rape victim gets 200 lashes. back in my day
they only got 10.
 
On Nov 28, 6:52 am, "Mike Jacoubowsky" <[email protected]> wrote:
> So this morning we're returning from our training ride (I guess it's a
> training ride, although I haven't actually raced for a while) (but the other
> guys do, so does that count?) and after successfully contesting the final
> sprint one of the guys is expressing surprise at my strength, to which I
> explain that those who can no longer climb, sprint. After which he said
> something like "You climb really well for an older guy."
>
> Ouch.
>
> I'm 51, he's 42, not *that* much younger!
>
> --Mike-- Chain Reaction Bicycleswww.ChainReactionBicycles.com


That's easy, training like I used to and getting injured just as I'm
about to get fit again. Has been going on for about 4 years now.

-ilan
 
On Nov 28, 6:38 pm, [email protected] wrote:

>
> That's easy, training like I used to and getting injured just as I'm
> about to get fit again. Has been going on for about 4 years now.
>
> -ilan


You've got my deepest sympathy. That really sucks, especially when you
are really starting to feel good, things are really coming together,
and boom, you're screwed again.
Unfortunately in my case my body got really old really early. There's
always next year, and once the senility sets in the day is full of
surprises to keep it interesting. ;-)
Bill C
 
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and once the senility sets in the day is full of surprises to keep it
interesting. ;-)
Bill C


"Bill C" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> On Nov 28, 6:38 pm, [email protected] wrote:
>
>>
>> That's easy, training like I used to and getting injured just as I'm
>> about to get fit again. Has been going on for about 4 years now.
>>
>> -ilan

>
> You've got my deepest sympathy. That really sucks, especially when you
> are really starting to feel good, things are really coming together,
> and boom, you're screwed again.
> Unfortunately in my case my body got really old really early. There's
> always next year, and once the senility sets in the day is full of
> surprises to keep it interesting. ;-)
> Bill C
 
"Mike Jacoubowsky" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
>>
>> What a sissy. Imagine the lines I'm getting at 63 when I do a long
>> ride and don't have any after effects while the young guys are crying
>> about their legs hurting?

>
> If there's anything I've noticed as I've gotten older, it's that I have a
> lot more endurance than before, or perhaps it's just more patience that
> lets me know that, if I'm not feeling great at the beginning of a ride,
> there's no reason to let that bug me and wreck the day, because in all
> likelihood I'll start feeling better as the ride goes on.


I think that we have the patience to know that going fast at the start isn't
a good recipe for feeling better at the end of the ride. Or for that matter
the second 80 miles of a century.
 
"Mike Jacoubowsky" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> So this morning we're returning from our training ride (I guess it's a
> training ride, although I haven't actually raced for a while) (but the
> other guys do, so does that count?) and after successfully contesting the
> final sprint one of the guys is expressing surprise at my strength, to
> which I explain that those who can no longer climb, sprint. After which he
> said something like "You climb really well for an older guy."
>
> Ouch.
>
> I'm 51, he's 42, not *that* much younger!


People always think I'm younger than my 50 because of my girlish figure.
But a couple of days ago Corinne at the Fitness Centre wanted to list me in
the Leisure Guide as a satisfied customer, complete with photo and satisfied
customer quote. She took, and I looked at the photos (flickr, misc. Jim
photos, red hoodie, below). I thought, "Geez, I am older and uglier than I
thought I was!"

That makes me feel old. Cycling, I still feel strong and mighty. In my
mind.

--
JF
http://www.flickr.com/photos/14134175@N06/
 
Jim Flom wrote:
> and I looked at the photos (flickr, misc. Jim photos,
> red hoodie, below). I thought, "Geez, I am older and
> uglier than I thought I was!"


I think we all have an internal view of ourself as being
a certain age regardless of how old we actually are.

And there is a difference between biological age and
chronological age.