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what is a chode?

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  1. What you call the "gooch" can also be referred to as a cho*da*, but not
    a choad, or a chode. Carefull.

    I have also heard taint, barse, nacho, notcha, grundle, and scranus used
    for the same area.

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  2. OK, the tread won't die.

    Dylan Wallinger said:

    *I have also heard... *


    Or if you pull your Gray’s Anatomy off the shelf: 'Perineum'
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    From now on, all discussion of unicycler's saddle soreness shall be
    referred to as perineal pain or irritation.🙄

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  3. You mean crotch rot?

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  4. Dylan Wallinger said:

    I have also heard taint, barse, nacho, notcha, grundle, and scranus used
    for the same area.

    Wow, you must've been talking about this a lot. :-)

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  5. Nice thread. When will it die?

    ilovejynx has posted a grand total of four times. All about chode.
    There. I've said it. Chode.

    And he didn't even mention unicycling. A spamming, trolling, nonnie
    chode. Please dispose of this thread.

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  6. Klaas Bil said:

    *Wow, you must've been talking about this a lot. :-)
    *

    Maybe it's like the Eskimos, who have 30 different words for "snow".
    Unicyclists should have multiple names for describing that place of
    maximum "saddle soreness".

    My suggested name for that place is Shirley, as in it will "surely be
    sore tomorrow".

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  7. it is easy to do big drops with a chode, that way my package never flies
    under my ass and gets crushed when i land. and yes i do unicycle, i just
    love jynx from pokemon. you gotta a problem with that? i thought this
    was a unicyclist forum where unicyclists could talk about there
    unicycles and tuna cans.

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  8. I always wanted to use this

    [image: http://netfiles.uiuc.edu/saupperl/shared/locked2.gif]

    Lock it up.

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  9. Very interesting thread.

    I heard the word in an old episode of Beavis and Buthead. Buthead
    called Beavis a Choad Smoker! After some research I discovered that
    Choad is the Middle English word for Penis.

    Chode nowadays is used interchangeable with Taint and Penis and Putz.
    It was actually made common again by Mike Judd for his use of it in
    Beavis and Buthead.

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  10. JVTFm said:

    I'm not gonna flat out tell you what a chode is....
    BUT
    heres a link to the urban dictionary website that gives you the
    definition
    'Chode definition '
    (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chode&r=f)

    The example for #4 from the link above is funny and weird to hear
    someone say. 😄

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  11. Actually, a choad is an amphibian, very similar to a fwog, except that
    it has more angular features, a blunter snout, and a "warty" skin.
    Choads were popular as familiars for witches and warlocks.

    A familiar is a small animal, such as a cat, fwog or choad, that
    follows the witch or warlock everywhere, or sometimes sits behind a
    witch on her bwoomstick. The other definition (as per Urban
    Dictionary) is based on a misunderstanding of this. The choad is the
    thing you find behind the -_war_-locks...

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