Wet butt

The Truthful Assh0le said:

Woke up to a loud thunderstorm. The doors are off the Jeep. I guess
my butt is gonna get wet on the way to work this morning. Better take
a change of clothes.

And here I was, expecting a recipe for a mop for pork butt.

Carol

Damsel in dis Dress said:

On Mon, 13 Aug 2007 00:25:02 -0700, The Truthful Assh0le

Quoted message said:

Woke up to a loud thunderstorm. The doors are off the Jeep. I guess
my butt is gonna get wet on the way to work this morning. Better take
a change of clothes.

And here I was, expecting a recipe for a mop for pork butt.

I forget the OT in the subject line. Somehow, at the time, it seemed
like my most on topic thing going. I retrospect, I'd rather have the
nicely sauced pork steaks.

Quoted message said:

Carol

--Bryan

In article <[email hidden]>,

The Truthful Assh0le said:

Woke up to a loud thunderstorm. The doors are off the Jeep. I guess
my butt is gonna get wet on the way to work this morning. Better take
a change of clothes.

--Bryan

Put the doors back on!
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The Truthful Assh0le said:

Damsel in dis Dress said:

On Mon, 13 Aug 2007 00:25:02 -0700, The Truthful Assh0le

Quoted message said:

Woke up to a loud thunderstorm. The doors are off the Jeep. I guess
my butt is gonna get wet on the way to work this morning. Better take
a change of clothes.

And here I was, expecting a recipe for a mop for pork butt.

I forget the OT in the subject line. Somehow, at the time, it seemed
like my most on topic thing going. I retrospect, I'd rather have the
nicely sauced pork steaks.

Well, at least you were honest about it. <G>

Carol

Damsel in dis Dress said:

The Truthful Assh0le said:

Woke up to a loud thunderstorm. The doors are off the Jeep. I
guess my butt is gonna get wet on the way to work this morning.
Better take a change of clothes.

And here I was, expecting a recipe for a mop for pork butt.

I was expecting jpgs.

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The Truthful Assh0le said:

Woke up to a loud thunderstorm. The doors are off the Jeep. I guess
my butt is gonna get wet on the way to work this morning. Better take
a change of clothes.

Don't you have any garbage bags? Line the seat with one.

--

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies. Groucho Marks

The Truthful Assh0le said:

Woke up to a loud thunderstorm. The doors are off the Jeep. I guess
my butt is gonna get wet on the way to work this morning. Better take
a change of clothes.

--Bryan

What has all this [censored] got to do with this group? Jerk

The Truthful Assh0le said:

Woke up to a loud thunderstorm. The doors are off the Jeep. I guess
my butt is gonna get wet on the way to work this morning. Better take
a change of clothes.

Go back to sleep. You're delirious.

-sw

Steve Wertz said:

The Truthful Assh0le said:

Woke up to a loud thunderstorm. The doors are off the Jeep. I guess
my butt is gonna get wet on the way to work this morning. Better take
a change of clothes.

Go back to sleep. You're delirious.

That was the truth. Then, somehow the alarm got turned off and I woke
to see it was 6:44 on the day we had to have the vehicles moved by
7:00 for street resurfacing. Some of my neighbors are at risk of
getting towed this very minute.

Quoted message said:

-sw

--Bryan

The Truthful Assh0le <[email hidden]> dropped this turd
news:[email hidden]: in
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Quoted message said:

Woke up to a loud thunderstorm. The doors are off the Jeep. I guess
my butt is gonna get wet on the way to work this morning. Better take
a change of clothes.

--Bryan

It was a doozie too Bryan. I was just getting ready to hit the sack when
the wind hit, shades of last years storms. I went outside to make sure
Bart was inside the garage and watched the storm roll in for a bit. We
*really* needed the rain. The winds reached 62 mph at Lambert.

Michael <- just woke up to a nice cool morning

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Quoted message said:

The Truthful Assh0le said:

Woke up to a loud thunderstorm. The doors are off the Jeep. I guess
my butt is gonna get wet on the way to work this morning. Better take
a change of clothes.

--Bryan

What has all this [censored] got to do with this group? Jerk

Uh oh, we woke up the Google Group topic police. This goes on all the time,
there are people who carry on conversations all the time, usually they list
it as OT. Bryan didn't, and later apologized for not doing so......and the
topic was turned to food, Damsel's butt mop.......

So to use your own introduction to the group, Hey, jerk, who the [censored] are
you? If you don't like the group keep trolling.
-g

Michael \'Dog3\' Lonergan said:

The Truthful Assh0le <[email hidden]> dropped this turdnews:[email hidden]:in
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Quoted message said:

Woke up to a loud thunderstorm. The doors are off the Jeep. I guess
my butt is gonna get wet on the way to work this morning. Better take
a change of clothes.

Quoted message said:

--Bryan

It was a doozie too Bryan. I was just getting ready to hit the sack when
the wind hit, shades of last years storms. I went outside to make sure
Bart was inside the garage and watched the storm roll in for a bit.

It was very pretty, and sounded nice, but I was thinking about how wet
the Jeep was getting. Too bad, because I usually just adore
thunderstorms.

Quoted message said:

We *really* needed the rain.

Yeah? You can have my share. Now I'll have to cut the grass over at
the house.

Quoted message said:

The winds reached 62 mph at Lambert.

Michael <- just woke up to a nice cool morning

--Bryan

The Truthful Assh0le said:

Then, somehow the alarm got turned off and I woke
to see it was 6:44 on the day we had to have the vehicles moved by
7:00 for street resurfacing. Some of my neighbors are at risk of
getting towed this very minute.

"Street Resurfacing" in my neighborhood means you get a bunch of
asphalt-covered gravel flung up into your driveway and yard. And
then it sticks to your tires and pits your new paint job. And
then you track it into your house with your new $300 pair of
Jordans onto your snow white carpet.

I'd rather eat a McD's Cheeseburger and sue.

-sw

Steve Wertz said:

The Truthful Assh0le said:

Then, somehow the alarm got turned off and I woke
to see it was 6:44 on the day we had to have the vehicles moved by
7:00 for street resurfacing. Some of my neighbors are at risk of
getting towed this very minute.

"Street Resurfacing" in my neighborhood means you get a bunch of
asphalt-covered gravel flung up into your driveway and yard. And
then it sticks to your tires and pits your new paint job. And
then you track it into your house with your new $300 pair of
Jordans onto your snow white carpet.

Accurate, except for no $300 sneakers, and no snow white carpet.

Quoted message said:

I'd rather eat a McD's Cheeseburger and sue.

I'd rather eat Sue too.

Quoted message said:

-sw

--Bryan

Michael 'Dog3' Lonergan said:

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Quoted message said:

Woke up to a loud thunderstorm. The doors are off the Jeep. I
guess my butt is gonna get wet on the way to work this morning.
Better take a change of clothes.

Quoted message said:

It was a doozie too Bryan. I was just getting ready to hit the sack
when the wind hit, shades of last years storms. I went outside to
make sure Bart was inside the garage and watched the storm roll in
for a bit. We really needed the rain. The winds reached 62 mph at
Lambert.

I was playing on the computer when I heard the neighbor's trash cans
banging. I thought, "What the hell is Bob doing emptying trash at this
time of night?" Then I heard the thunder start, and the power went out
for a second. The people across the street were still out this morning.

I looked out the front door, and the trees were a moving!

Brian

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If televison's a babysitter, the Internet is a drunk librarian who
won't shut up.
-- Dorothy Gambrell (http://catandgirl.com)

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Default User said:

I was playing on the computer when I heard the neighbor's trash cans
banging. I thought, "What the hell is Bob doing emptying trash at this
time of night?" Then I heard the thunder start, and the power went out
for a second. The people across the street were still out this morning.

I looked out the front door, and the trees were a moving!

Brian

I hate brownouts when my computer is on... It crashes the system and
takes it a bloody 30 minutes or so to come back up. :-(
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Omelet wrote:>

Quoted message said:

I hate brownouts when my computer is on... It crashes the system

What, you don't have a battery back up... you like to live
dangerously.

I wouldn't own a computer without having a battery back up, it's the
single most important peripheral of the system.

APC.com is your friend.

I have this one:
http://apc.com/resource/include/techspec_index.cfm?base_sku=BE750BB&total_watts=200

I never know it's there until all of a sudden is starts screaming at
me that there's a power problem, gives me about 20 minutes to power
down normally... every time your pc takes an electrical hit/spike even
if it doesn't destroy your system entirely some amount of internal
damage is incurred; to your cpu, your modem, your monitor, your
printer, etc.

Sheldon

Omelet said:

In article <[email hidden]>,

Default User said:

I was playing on the computer when I heard the neighbor's trash cans
banging. I thought, "What the hell is Bob doing emptying trash at
this time of night?" Then I heard the thunder start, and the power
went out for a second. The people across the street were still out
this morning.

I looked out the front door, and the trees were a moving!

Quoted message said:

I hate brownouts when my computer is on... It crashes the system and
takes it a bloody 30 minutes or so to come back up. :-(

Yeah, my creaky old Win98 machine has to do a disk after a crash. I
always wish I had a UPS attached when that happens, but not bad enough
to actually go buy one.

I just took it as a sign that I should stop for the night.

Brian

--
If televison's a babysitter, the Internet is a drunk librarian who
won't shut up.
-- Dorothy Gambrell (http://catandgirl.com)

Steve Wertz said:

The Truthful Assh0le said:

Then, somehow the alarm got turned off and I woke
to see it was 6:44 on the day we had to have the vehicles moved by
7:00 for street resurfacing. Some of my neighbors are at risk of
getting towed this very minute.

"Street Resurfacing" in my neighborhood means you get a bunch of
asphalt-covered gravel flung up into your driveway and yard. And
then it sticks to your tires and pits your new paint job. And
then you track it into your house with your new $300 pair of
Jordans onto your snow white carpet.

Oh, do they use that terrible "oil and chip" method?

Brian

--
If televison's a babysitter, the Internet is a drunk librarian who
won't shut up.
-- Dorothy Gambrell (http://catandgirl.com)