Werewolf Apocalypse?

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Hello.

I am a color-blind albino with Hodgkin's Disease.

I need help understanding GRAVEL.

Also, I have PHONE CARWASH and my TANK is FIGHT.

Thanks

Adjusted alt.horror to alt.horror.werewolves.

Lets see if anybody's home....

--

Meanwhile, somewhere in the twentieth century, a young girl
named Phoebe Caulfield plops herself down on the sofa, pops
open a soda, and watches ... YOU!

"Phoebe Caulfield" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

In article <[email hidden]>,
[email hidden] says...

Quoted message said:

Hello.

I am a color-blind albino with Hodgkin's Disease.

I need help understanding GRAVEL.

Also, I have PHONE CARWASH and my TANK is FIGHT.

Thanks

Adjusted alt.horror to alt.horror.werewolves.

Lets see if anybody's home....

I seem to have misplaced my chalk and I really need it for some RABID
FESCUE.

You see, it's Wynona, she's oming over for breakfast. We're having juice,
toast,
and FIREMAN PAPER-WEIGHTS. So you can see the importance.

Do you have them in red?

Thanks.

Phoebe Caulfield said:

Adjusted alt.horror to alt.horror.werewolves.

Lets see if anybody's home....

Only during a full monn.

"The Bill Rodgers" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Phoebe Caulfield said:

Adjusted alt.horror to alt.horror.werewolves.

Lets see if anybody's home....

Only during a full monn.

What about the half monn? Do you sleep in coffins or converse shoe boxes?

Thanks

On Mon, 10 Oct 2005 23:29:24 -0400, "Nick Wise" <[email hidden]>

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What about the half monn? Do you sleep in coffins or converse shoe boxes?

Man, you obviously haven't watched Star Trek enough, or you'd know the
difference between werewolves and vampires.
As my hero Captain Jerk said "have you ever EVEN kissed a girl?".

On Mon, 10 Oct 2005 23:23:50 -0400, in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
<[email hidden]>, The Bill Rodgers
<[email hidden]> humped my leg thusly:

Quoted message said:

Phoebe Caulfield said:

Adjusted alt.horror to alt.horror.werewolves.

Lets see if anybody's home....

Only during a full monn.

ive got a big piece of meat for them.
--
dave hillstrom

Vote Dave Hillstrom for Whining Whinger in AUK October 2005

the belgians are STILL thieves.

On Mon, 10 Oct 2005 23:43:13 -0400, in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
<[email hidden]>, The Bill Rodgers
<[email hidden]> humped my leg thusly:

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On Mon, 10 Oct 2005 23:29:24 -0400, "Nick Wise" <[email hidden]>

Quoted message said:

What about the half monn? Do you sleep in coffins or converse shoe boxes?

Man, you obviously haven't watched Star Trek enough, or you'd know the
difference between werewolves and vampires.
As my hero Captain Jerk said "have you ever EVEN kissed a girl?".

and then what happened?
--
dave hillstrom

Vote Dave Hillstrom for Whining Whinger in AUK October 2005

the belgians are STILL thieves.

On Tue, 11 Oct 2005 01:58:27 -0400, dave hillstrom <[email hidden]>

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and then what happened?

Heavy breathing, sweating, moaning and groaning, then
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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Phoebe Caulfield <[email hidden]> wrote in
<[email hidden]>:

Quoted message said:

In article <[email hidden]>,
[email hidden] says...

Quoted message said:

Hello.

I am a color-blind albino with Hodgkin's Disease.

I need help understanding GRAVEL.

Also, I have PHONE CARWASH and my TANK is FIGHT.

Thanks

Adjusted alt.horror to alt.horror.werewolves.

Lets see if anybody's home....

I fart in your general direction....

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On Tue, 11 Oct 2005 01:58:27 -0400, dave hillstrom <[email hidden]>

Quoted message said:

and then what happened?

Heavy breathing, sweating, moaning and groaning, then
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

More like

Ahhhh-ooooooooooooooooooooo

In article <[email hidden]>,
[email hidden] says...

Quoted message said:

On Tue, 11 Oct 2005 01:58:27 -0400, dave hillstrom <[email hidden]>

Quoted message said:

and then what happened?

Heavy breathing, sweating, moaning and groaning, then
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Yep, that was a werewolf alright. If'n it had been a
vampire, the result would have been OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

--

Meanwhile, somewhere in the twentieth century, a young girl
named Phoebe Caulfield plops herself down on the sofa, pops
open a soda, and watches ... YOU!

Phoebe Caulfield said:

Meanwhile, somewhere in the twentieth century, a young girl
named Phoebe Caulfield plops herself down on the sofa, pops
open a soda, and watches ... YOU!

Want my webcam addy? You'll REALLY get an eyeful.

On Tue, 11 Oct 2005 07:11:32 -0400, in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
<[email hidden]>, TheBillRodgers
<[email hidden]> humped my leg thusly:

Quoted message said:

On Tue, 11 Oct 2005 01:58:27 -0400, dave hillstrom <[email hidden]>

Quoted message said:

and then what happened?

Heavy breathing, sweating, moaning and groaning, then
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

more details, please.
--
dave hillstrom

Vote Dave Hillstrom for Whining Whinger in AUK October 2005

the belgians are STILL thieves.

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On Mon, 10 Oct 2005 23:23:50 -0400, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
<[email hidden]>, The Bill Rodgers
<[email hidden]> humped my leg thusly:

Quoted message said:

Phoebe Caulfield said:

Adjusted alt.horror to alt.horror.werewolves.

Lets see if anybody's home....

Only during a full monn.

ive got a big piece of meat for them.

wait.... let me guess....

is it a 10lb. bucket of chitlins?

i know they love the soul food.

--
-Nick Wise

http://forum.hotdogmuffin.com

On Tue, 11 Oct 2005 18:33:55 -0400, "Nick Wise" <[email hidden]>

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wait.... let me guess....

is it a 10lb. bucket of chitlins?

i know they love the soul food.

Um, even we were afraid to ask him what he meant. So just leave it
alone dude.

"TheBillRodgers" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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On Tue, 11 Oct 2005 18:33:55 -0400, "Nick Wise" <[email hidden]>

Quoted message said:

wait.... let me guess....

is it a 10lb. bucket of chitlins?

i know they love the soul food.

Um, even we were afraid to ask him what he meant. So just leave it
alone dude.

Yeah, I know Carl Lewis was fast, but did you see the billboard with the
high heels?

--
-Nick Wise

http://forum.hotdogmuffin.com

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Phoebe Caulfield <[email hidden]> wrote in
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Quoted message said:

In article <[email hidden]>,
[email hidden] says...

Quoted message said:

Hello.

I am a color-blind albino with Hodgkin's Disease.

I need help understanding GRAVEL.

Also, I have PHONE CARWASH and my TANK is FIGHT.

Thanks

Adjusted alt.horror to alt.horror.werewolves.

Lets see if anybody's home....

I fart in your general direction....

really? how often? could be irritable bowel syndrome

hoKEy wOLf said:

could be irritable bowel syndrome

Well, he's certainly an irritable butthole, but I'm not sure it's IBS.

On Mon, 10 Oct 2005 22:56:34 -0400, "Nick Wise" <[email hidden]>

Quoted message said:

Hello.

I am a color-blind albino with Hodgkin's Disease.

I need help understanding GRAVEL.

Also, I have PHONE CARWASH and my TANK is FIGHT.

dammit. gut ate all the cheese again. no pizza night tonight.