Weekend Century Ride today

"Ben" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Just wondering did you guys go, as the wind was murder today in Brisvegas,
and it hasn't stopped yet.

It was a shocker today wasn't it? I had to bail on the ride, not because of
the weather, but I'm glad I didn't go now!

Adam

Ben said:

Just wondering did you guys go, as the wind was murder today in Brisvegas,
and it hasn't stopped yet.

I went MTBing in Daisy with LotteBum instead. She was very patient, and
didn't aim her shotty at me ONCE (or more)!

Tam

Tam said:

I went MTBing in Daisy with LotteBum instead. She was very patient, and
didn't aim her shotty at me ONCE (or more)!

Don't think that'll last too long. I have an arrangement with Abby.

It was nice in the bush yesterday - plenty of shelter from that horrible wind.

Lotte

"Tamyka Bell" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Ben said:

Just wondering did you guys go, as the wind was murder today in
Brisvegas,
and it hasn't stopped yet.

I went MTBing in Daisy with LotteBum instead. She was very patient, and
didn't aim her shotty at me ONCE (or more)!

Tam

Oh, I get it now! Shotgun/shotty is a euphemism for quick wit, sharp tounge,
and a predilection for speaking her mind, you should consider yourself
fortunate Tam.

Retrograded said:

Oh, I get it now! Shotgun/shotty is a euphemism for quick wit, sharp tounge,
and a predilection for speaking her mind,

It is??

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you should consider yourself fortunate Tam.

Not at all. She didn't [censored] with me, so I didn't pull out the shotty.

Speaking of me speaking my mind, I decided to voice my opinion on about men who drive like maniacs and the direct correlation between this and the size of their genitalia, on a mountainbike forum where they are a bit sensitive to generalisations such as those I frequently make. You should see the stir I've caused - put it this way, I now know the size of several members' genitals to within a milimetre and it's not looking good. The threat has even been put down that my posts will be deleted.

Haw haw!

Lotte

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"Tamyka Bell" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

Ben said:

Just wondering did you guys go, as the wind was murder today in
Brisvegas,
and it hasn't stopped yet.

I went MTBing in Daisy with LotteBum instead. She was very patient, and
didn't aim her shotty at me ONCE (or more)!

Tam

Oh, I get it now! Shotgun/shotty is a euphemism for quick wit, sharp tounge,
and a predilection for speaking her mind, you should consider yourself
fortunate Tam.

Er no, a shotty is a shotty. Actually there was about a 1/2 hour time
loss when we stopped by the quarry and chatted about weapon systems...

Tam

LotteBum said:

Retrograded said:

Oh, I get it now! Shotgun/shotty is a euphemism for quick wit, sharp

tounge,

Quoted message said:

and a predilection for speaking her mind,

It is??

Quoted message said:

you should consider yourself fortunate Tam.

Not at all. She didn't [censored] with me, so I didn't pull out the shotty.

Speaking of me speaking my mind, I decided to voice my opinion on about
men who drive like maniacs and the direct correlation between this and
the size of their genitalia, on a mountainbike forum where they are a
bit sensitive to generalisations such as those I frequently make. You
should see the stir I've caused - put it this way, I now know the size
of several members' genitals to within a milimetre and it's not looking
good. The threat has even been put down that my posts will be deleted.

Haw haw!

Lotte

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LotteBum

was that on mtbdirt?

"LotteBum" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

Retrograded said:

Oh, I get it now! Shotgun/shotty is a euphemism for quick wit, sharp

tounge,

Quoted message said:

and a predilection for speaking her mind,

It is??

Quoted message said:

you should consider yourself fortunate Tam.

Not at all. She didn't [censored] with me, so I didn't pull out the shotty.

Speaking of me speaking my mind, I decided to voice my opinion on about
men who drive like maniacs and the direct correlation between this and
the size of their genitalia, on a mountainbike forum where they are a
bit sensitive to generalisations such as those I frequently make. You
should see the stir I've caused - put it this way, I now know the size
of several members' genitals to within a milimetre and it's not looking
good. The threat has even been put down that my posts will be deleted.

Hahahaha, nice one. I can't believe that you've caused a stir with one of
your generalisations!! I guess the generalisation you're referring to is;
men drive big cars to compensate for their undersized genitalia?

How would you relate this to a mountainbiking scenario, those with more
travel and/or dual suspension are trying to compensate? Those riders of
hardtails with very little travel are really "packing it"? This is obviously
a touchy subject for those who have responded with the size of their wedding
tackle, are they validating your generalisation??

Quoted message said:

Haw haw!

Lotte

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LotteBum

Tamyka wrote:

was that on mtbdirt?

It sure was. They're a sensitive lot. I love stirring them. I once started a multiple page flame fest there. It went for something like 30 pages! It was great.

Retrograded wrote:

Hahahaha, nice one. I can't believe that you've caused a stir with one of
your generalisations!! I guess the generalisation you're referring to is;
men drive big cars to compensate for their undersized genitalia?

Although I feel that this rings true, my generalisation was more along the lines of men driving like d!ckheads having small penises and how it's really just a turn-off. My other half did DH runs with a bunch of these fools last year before he sold his DH rig and the smallest guy of them all was the one to get the most cut up about it. I have a feeling he's hung like a church mouse. Cute.

How would you relate this to a mountainbiking scenario, those with more
travel and/or dual suspension are trying to compensate? Those riders of
hardtails with very little travel are really "packing it"? This is obviously
a touchy subject for those who have responded with the size of their wedding
tackle, are they validating your generalisation??

They sure are. It's quite frightening, really. The way I see it is if you have 2" of luncheon, why be ashamed of it when you can stand up and be proud of it. If you try to advertise yourself as someone who happens to be hung like an elephant, you're likely to end up with a woman with bits like a concrete mixer, and that's just not going to work is it? It'd be like throwing a sausage down a hallway.

It's just very amusing to watch these guys get worked up over silly comments I make. It's such great fun, particularly on Mondays.

Lotte

LotteBum wrote:
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They sure are. It's quite frightening, really. The way I see it is if
you have 2" of luncheon, why be ashamed of it when you can stand up and
be proud of it. If you try to advertise yourself as someone who
happens to be hung like an elephant, you're likely to end up with a
woman with bits like a concrete mixer, and that's just not going to
work is it? It'd be like throwing a sausage down a hallway.

<snip>

Quoted message said:

LotteBum

Oi!

Stop making me wet my pants in the office!

Tam

"LotteBum" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Tamyka wrote:

was that on mtbdirt?

It sure was. They're a sensitive lot. I love stirring them. I once
started a multiple page flame fest there. It went for something like
30 pages! It was great.

Retrograded wrote:

Hahahaha, nice one. I can't believe that you've caused a stir with one
of
your generalisations!! I guess the generalisation you're referring to
is;
men drive big cars to compensate for their undersized genitalia?

Although I feel that this rings true, my generalisation was more along
the lines of men driving like d!ckheads having small penises and how
it's really just a turn-off. My other half did DH runs with a bunch of
these fools last year before he sold his DH rig and the smallest guy of
them all was the one to get the most cut up about it. I have a feeling
he's hung like a church mouse. Cute.

<insert something appropriate here>

Quoted message said:

How would you relate this to a mountainbiking scenario, those with more
travel and/or dual suspension are trying to compensate? Those riders of
hardtails with very little travel are really "packing it"? This is
obviously
a touchy subject for those who have responded with the size of their
wedding
tackle, are they validating your generalisation??

They sure are. It's quite frightening, really. The way I see it is if
you have 2" of luncheon, why be ashamed of it when you can stand up and
be proud of it. If you try to advertise yourself as someone who
happens to be hung like an elephant, you're likely to end up with a
woman with bits like a concrete mixer, and that's just not going to
work is it? It'd be like throwing a sausage down a hallway.

Hahahaha, thanks for that description.

Quoted message said:

It's just very amusing to watch these guys get worked up over silly
comments I make. It's such great fun, particularly on Mondays.

Lotte

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LotteBum

Tam wrote:

Oi!

Stop making me wet my pants in the office!

Speaking of which, we should see if we can get sponsorship from Tena Lady! My auntie got some Tena Lady drink bottles from her work and gave each of my nephews one. They carry them with pride.

LotteBum

LotteBum said:

Tam wrote:

Oi!

Stop making me wet my pants in the office!

Speaking of which, we should see if we can get sponsorship from Tena
Lady! My auntie got some Tena Lady drink bottles from her work and
gave each of my nephews one. They carry them with pride.

LotteBum

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LotteBum

My backside has been much photographed lately (unbeknownst to me until
after the event) and I am thinking of selling the advertising space on my
knicks and run tights. But I was more thinking "Prado" or "Rav 4" ... A
friend is opening a bike shop soon!!!! 😄

Tam

Tam wrote:

My backside has been much photographed lately (unbeknownst to me until
after the event) and I am thinking of selling the advertising space on my
knicks and run tights. But I was more thinking "Prado" or "Rav 4" ... A
friend is opening a bike shop soon!!!! 😄

Hahahah! That sounds like the type of car you could advertise on my butt. Speaking of which, people never take photos of my butt. Or maybe they do, but it would be out of sheer disbelief. No-one's butt wobbles the way mine does.

Lotte (who used to ride one of those big cushy ladies seats which happened to be a 'Giant'.... and it was labelled across the back of the seat. That's what I call brilliant advertising)

LotteBum said:

Tam wrote:

My backside has been much photographed lately (unbeknownst to me until
after the event) and I am thinking of selling the advertising space on
my
knicks and run tights. But I was more thinking "Prado" or "Rav 4" ... A
friend is opening a bike shop soon!!!! 😄

Hahahah! That sounds like the type of car you could advertise on my
butt. Speaking of which, people never take photos of my butt. Or
maybe they do, but it would be out of sheer disbelief. No-one's butt
wobbles the way mine does.

Lotte (who used to ride one of those big cushy ladies seats which
happened to be a 'Giant'.... and it was labelled across the back of the
seat. That's what I call brilliant advertising)

In one of the shots, I'd just but trackies on over my run tights, so
they dacked me first. I'm telling you, prime advertising space.

I was trying to follow your line but the way your [censored] was wobbling made
it really tricky.

Tam wrote:

In one of the shots, I'd just but trackies on over my run tights, so
they dacked me first. I'm telling you, prime advertising space.

I agree wholeheartedly, but...... Tickets! Tickets!

I was trying to follow your line but the way your [censored] was wobbling made
it really tricky.

Ai, you were 100m behind me! I would hardly call that trying to follow my line!

LotteBum

LotteBum said:

Tam wrote:

In one of the shots, I'd just but trackies on over my run tights, so
they dacked me first. I'm telling you, prime advertising space.

I agree wholeheartedly, but...... Tickets! Tickets!

I was trying to follow your line but the way your [censored] was wobbling
made
it really tricky.

Ai, you were 100m behind me! I would hardly call that trying to follow
my line!

LotteBum

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LotteBum

It took 100m for my brain-filtering to effectively smooth that wobble
out the line, THAT's why I wasn't closer...

Are you my ticket seller? I was just going to use ebay...

Tam