weapons

U-Turn said:

I always carry a pen. Beats mace, sword, shotgun, or nuke any day. Oh,
and business cards for economic clout. Scott and I sometimes have
business-card-handing-out duels. I'm still the fastest draw, but it's
getting closer. 😎

hahahahahaha!

actually have you ever been hit with a credit card thrown sorta like a
frisbee? it HURTS!

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If you do decide to carry Pepper spray (mace), be careful. You MUST be
aware of wind direction or you may be the victim of. Look for the kind
that sprays in a stream versus a mist, the mist is most likely to come
back at you or get on your hands.

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Funny you should bring this up. Me and a friend are always talking about
how to stop bogans and stupid passers by from making dumbass comments.
The solution: attatch a hunting knife or equally scary weapon to the
frame of your unicycle. Then, if anyone starts harrassing you, hit 'em
in the gut with the uni, get the knife and start screaming and
swearing. Wearing no shirt and being bulked up would defintely scare
whoever it is off.

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Radical Reed said:

A guy with a shot gun?

that only works if the guy isnt still standing up after you spent your
rounds.

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i try not to promote this but, if u pm me i can send u the plans to make
a taser(stun gun) from a few old parts... all run off a 9v batterey

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U-Turn said:

Oh, and business cards for economic clout. Scott and I sometimes have
business-card-handing-out duels. I'm still the fastest draw, but it's
getting closer. 😎

good idea! what about a fake flashy business card stating "the amazing
Smith: can make anything disappear! (including YOU?)"

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Somewhere there's a pic a Obie using his uni as a rolling hop, head
crushing weapon about to pop his victims head like an over-ripe
watermelon.

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heavy trials uni works fine for a weapon, at least against agressive
dogs. used it once as defence and it did the job.

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i need mace causethey were 6 big 18 yearolds

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skianduniaddict

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i have had some intresting pms about my post... so i thort i would
elaberate.
its a simple prosess of curcitry that they could teach kids in
school.... but seriously, if u listened in science and tecnolagy
classes, you should find my next few posts interesting, i ofiusly cant
tell you exactly how to put it togeather, (litrigisie reasons) but i
can tell you some basic facts about electronics and i can leave the
rest to your imaginations....

1st about stun guns. theres two types intermit and projectile. simpley.
one shoots. the other must physical touch the threat.

the circut is pritty basic , it complys of a closeable switch ,a
contand open switch, power surply transistors and compasiters. the idea
with a taser is to take a small power serply and make it give you one
hell of a shock. this is done by increasing the amps using the
compasitors and transistors. i am currently un aware of the safe amount
of amps to use. but i started low and worked my way up till it was
...well... shoking... remeber ruber-ise every part of the taser that
comes in contact with you. if your the paroniod sort u could test it
out on ya nabours cat/ dog.

personal i am working on a projectile that fits under my seat, and is
fires forward. trigger in the rear, equiped with saftey switch.
powered of 3 9v batteries and all disretely fits in to the seat. copper
tiped dart

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I could see that seat shooter turning bad quickly. But it could still be
kinda neat. I have made tazers out of disposable cameras before. Pretty
much all you have to do is take off the cover, charge it then touch
someone with the circuit board. I zapped myself pretty badly a few
times with it.

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