We keep hearing about cyclists

"white dome trail 94575" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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We keep hearing about cyclists getting killed
by drunk drivers but what we don't hear about
is drunk cyclists that kill drivers when that
are cycling drunk and having sex with there
gay partner on there little bike.

offending cyclists (drunk or not) almost always
gets off with a small slap on the hand
because most cyclists are GAY.

Please take an English course, learn the difference between "their" &
"there", and "they" & "that", then you won't come across as being so stupid.

white dome trail 94575 said:

We keep hearing about cyclists getting killed
by drunk drivers but what we don't hear about
is drunk cyclists that kill drivers when that
are cycling drunk and having sex with there
gay partner on there little bike.

You know something I learned about cyclists?

Cool bunch. I worked half a summer as an NYC bike messenger, and this
guy going in the wrong direction crashed into me once. The first thing
we each wanted to know was whether the other person was all right.

I really don't think they should let over half the people who drive,
drive. The most timid white woman becomes hell-on-wheels behind the
wheel.

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offending cyclists (drunk or not) almost always
gets off with a small slap on the hand
because most cyclists are GAY.

Maybe, I dunno. I never understood the appeal of spandex on a man,
frankly. This explains it all.

Boy, it's getting harder and harder to be a straight man who's
physically active and knows how to dress.

"di" wrote: Please take an English course, learn the difference between
"their" & "there", and "they" & "that", then you won't come across as being
so stupid.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
His stupidity runs deeper than that. Actually, if he cleaned up his
English, he would then be a troll with good English.

Quoted message said:

offending cyclists (drunk or not) almost always
gets off with a small slap on the hand
because most cyclists are GAY.

and if we're *really* lucky, we get *spanked*.

--
mac the naïf

white dome trail 94575 said:

is drunk cyclists that kill drivers when that
are cycling drunk and having sex with there

Hey, it's Red Cloud's evil twin! or something.

RFM

white_dumb_trail_94575 said:

what we don't hear about is drunk cyclists
that kill drivers when that are cycling drunk...

.... maybe because it doesn't happen, ya think?!

--
"Bicycling is a healthy and manly pursuit with much
to recommend it, and, unlike other foolish crazes,
it has not died out." -- The Daily Telegraph (1877)

di said:

Please take an English course, learn the difference between "their" &
"there", and "they" & "that", then you won't come across as being so stupid.

actually, stupidity and illiteracy are not synonyms. Right now, he
sounds stupid and illiterate. If he improved his writing skills, he
would stop sounding illiterate. However, his comments would remain
equally idiotic.

Andres

Dumb troll.

--
Bob Burns
Mill Hall PA
(email is spamtrap)

white dome trail 94575 said:

We keep hearing about cyclists getting killed
by drunk drivers but what we don't hear about
is drunk cyclists that kill drivers when that
are cycling drunk and having sex with there
gay partner on there little bike.

offending cyclists (drunk or not) almost always
gets off with a small slap on the hand
because most cyclists are GAY.

Most trolls are pedophiles. The rest are necrophiliacs. Anonymous
trolls that confuse "there" with "their" are *both*.

Regards,
Bob Hunt

Aren't you concerned about pedestrians wasting perfectly good steering
wheel air bags?
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2889527841583480458&q=pwnz

In article <[email hidden]>,

white dome trail 94575 said:

... because most cyclists are GAY.

Y'mean like all those football players who were
coming out of the closet back in the '70s, or
those cowboys in the new flick: Brokeback Mountain?

(NTTAWWT.)

--
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Above address is just a spam midden.
I'm really at: tkeats [curlicue] vcn [point] bc [point] ca

white dome trail 94575 said:

We keep hearing about cyclists getting killed
by drunk drivers but what we don't hear about
is drunk cyclists that kill drivers when that
are cycling drunk and having sex with there
gay partner on there little bike.

offending cyclists (drunk or not) almost always
gets off with a small slap on the hand
because most cyclists are GAY.

This [censored] has gone out of his way to find a cycling forum and call us cyclists gay. Just think about how staggering that is. How sad? I feel sorry for the bloke.

"Tom Keats" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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In article <[email hidden]>,

white dome trail 94575 said:

... because most cyclists are GAY.

Y'mean like all those football players who were
coming out of the closet back in the '70s, or
those cowboys in the new flick: Brokeback Mountain?

To be engaged in sex for any reason other than procreation is an abomination
and an insult to our human nature. I urge all to become moral and indeed
holy like Saint Edward the Great. If you will take a vow of chastity
(assuming you are done with procreation), you will then be eligible for his
Order of the Perpetual Sorrows.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

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(NTTAWWT.)

PS. Are we suppose to know what the above gibberish stands for?

Edward Dolan said:

To be engaged in sex for any reason other than procreation is an
abomination and an insult to our human nature. I urge all to become
moral and indeed holy like Saint Edward the Great. If you will take a
vow of chastity (assuming you are done with procreation), you will
then be eligible for his Order of the Perpetual Sorrows.

I hear the hookers are really good there!

8-O

B i l l S o r n s o n said:

Edward Dolan said:

To be engaged in sex for any reason other than procreation is an
abomination and an insult to our human nature. I urge all to become
moral and indeed holy like Saint Edward the Great. If you will take a
vow of chastity (assuming you are done with procreation), you will
then be eligible for his Order of the Perpetual Sorrows.

I hear the hookers are really good there!

Just be happy that Mr. Ed Dolan hasn't been breeding [1] (although Mr.
Dolan and Mr. Sornson could find some common political ground).

[1] Cheap shot.

--
Tom Sherman - Fox River Valley (For a bit?)

Johnny Sunset said:

B i l l S o r n s o n said:

Edward Dolan said:

To be engaged in sex for any reason other than procreation is an
abomination and an insult to our human nature. I urge all to become
moral and indeed holy like Saint Edward the Great. If you will take
a vow of chastity (assuming you are done with procreation), you will
then be eligible for his Order of the Perpetual Sorrows.

I hear the hookers are really good there!

Just be happy that Mr. Ed Dolan hasn't been breeding [1] (although Mr.
Dolan and Mr. Sornson could find some common political ground).

[1] Cheap shot.

Before or after?!?

"Johnny Sunset" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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B i l l S o r n s o n said:

Edward Dolan said:

To be engaged in sex for any reason other than procreation is an
abomination and an insult to our human nature. I urge all to become
moral and indeed holy like Saint Edward the Great. If you will take a
vow of chastity (assuming you are done with procreation), you will
then be eligible for his Order of the Perpetual Sorrows.

I hear the hookers are really good there!

Just be happy that Mr. Ed Dolan hasn't been breeding [1] (although Mr.
Dolan and Mr. Sornson could find some common political ground).

[1] Cheap shot.

Newsgroups modified.

The Great Ed Dolan decided eons ago that procreation was for the lesser
breeds, at which point he decided to become a Great Saint. He has been known
far and wide ever since as Saint Edward the Great.

But I believe Mr. Sherman is not married either, but I have never heard him
claim to be a Great Saint like Ed Dolan. Why is that? Surely he is not
breeding without being married (only trash slobs do that) and of course it
is sinful to engage in sex without the express intent of procreation.

I sincerely hope that Mr. Sherman is not resorting to hookers because "...
hookers are really good", as Sorni would put it. I urge Mr. Sherman to
become a saint like Saint Edward the Great. Leave the sinning and the
resorting to hookers to the likes of Sorni.

If Mr. Sherman will take the necessary vow of chastity, he will be eligible
for the Order of the Perpetual Sorrows. Sorni is hereby banished to the
outer regions because he thinks "... hookers are really good." He will never
be eligible for the Order of the Perpetual Sorrows. Sorni is going to Hell
where he will be plagued by hookers for all eternity.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

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Johnny Sunset said:

B i l l S o r n s o n said:

Edward Dolan wrote:

> To be engaged in sex for any reason other than procreation is an
> abomination and an insult to our human nature. I urge all to become
> moral and indeed holy like Saint Edward the Great. If you will take
> a vow of chastity (assuming you are done with procreation), you will
> then be eligible for his Order of the Perpetual Sorrows.

I hear the hookers are really good there!

Just be happy that Mr. Ed Dolan hasn't been breeding [1] (although Mr.
Dolan and Mr. Sornson could find some common political ground).

[1] Cheap shot.

Before or after?!?

The above is totally meaningless to anyone but an idiot like Sorni.

The main problem with RBM is that it is just chock full of one liners. But
these one liners are special. They are not even sentences, but merely
phrases that consists of only a few words. No rhyme nor reason to anything
on this freaking group. The only other group that is even more idiotic than
this group is the Australian cyclist group, and the UK cycling group is not
much better, although more wordy. Idiotic newsgroups for idiots are the rule
everywhere.

Screw it! I am going back to ARBR where the idiots there are not quite so
idiotic.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

Edward Dolan said:

"Sorni" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Johnny Sunset said:

B i l l S o r n s o n wrote:
> Edward Dolan wrote:
>
>> To be engaged in sex for any reason other than procreation is an
>> abomination and an insult to our human nature. I urge all to
>> become moral and indeed holy like Saint Edward the Great. If you
>> will take a vow of chastity (assuming you are done with
>> procreation), you will then be eligible for his Order of the
>> Perpetual Sorrows.
>
> I hear the hookers are really good there!

Just be happy that Mr. Ed Dolan hasn't been breeding [1] (although
Mr. Dolan and Mr. Sornson could find some common political ground).

[1] Cheap shot.

Before or after?!?

The above is totally meaningless to anyone but an idiot like Sorni.

The main problem with RBM is that it is just chock full of one
liners. But these one liners are special. They are not even
sentences, but merely phrases that consists of only a few words. No
rhyme nor reason to anything on this freaking group. The only other
group that is even more idiotic than this group is the Australian
cyclist group, and the UK cycling group is not much better, although
more wordy. Idiotic newsgroups for idiots are the rule everywhere.

Screw it! I am going back to ARBR where the idiots there are not
quite so idiotic.

I was right. You ARE funny!

<eg> ROTFL <eg>