I came across this while going through my study materials. I've trimmed it a bit, but thought it might be amusing...
How to Handle Stress
- Jam 39 tiny marshmallows up your nose and try to sneeze them out - Use your Mastercard to pay your Visa - Pop some popcorn without putting on the lid - When someone says "have a nice day" tell them you have other plans - Make a "to do" list of things you've already done - Dance naked in front of your pets - Put your toddler's clothes on backwards and send to school as if nothing was wrong - Retaliate for tax woes and fill out your tax forms using Roman numerals - Tattoo "out to lunch" on your forehead - Leaf through a National Geographic and draw underware on the natives - Pay your electric bill in pennies - Drive to work in reverse - Relax by mentally reflecting on your favourite episode of "the Flintstones" during an important meeting - Read the dictionary upside down and look for hidden messages - Start a rumor and see if you recognize it when it comes back to you - Bill your doctor for time spent in the waiting room - Write a short story with alphabet soup - Stare at people through the times of a fork and pretend they're in jail - Make up a language and ask people for directions
Amberle3 -- Amberle3 249/217/210-minigoal/150? Renewed my commitment to me 3/30/03
LOL, Lee Amberle3 <[email hidden]> wrote in message "]news:[email hidden]...
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I came across this while going through my study materials. I've trimmed it a bit, but thought it might be amusing...
How to Handle Stress
- Jam 39 tiny marshmallows up your nose and try to sneeze them out - Use your Mastercard to pay your Visa - Pop some popcorn without putting on the lid - When someone says "have a nice day" tell them you have other plans - Make a "to do" list of things you've already done - Dance naked in front of your pets - Put your toddler's clothes on backwards and send to school as if nothing was wrong - Retaliate for tax woes and fill out your tax forms using Roman numerals - Tattoo "out to lunch" on your forehead - Leaf through a National Geographic and draw underware on the natives - Pay your electric bill in pennies - Drive to work in reverse - Relax by mentally reflecting on your favourite episode of "the Flintstones" during an important meeting - Read the dictionary upside down and look for hidden messages - Start a rumor and see if you recognize it when it comes back to you - Bill your doctor for time spent in the waiting room - Write a short story with alphabet soup - Stare at people through the times of a fork and pretend they're in jail - Make up a language and ask people for directions
Amberle3 -- Amberle3 249/217/210-minigoal/150? Renewed my commitment to me 3/30/03
"Amberle3" <[email hidden]> wrote in message "]news:[email hidden]...
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I came across this while going through my study materials. I've trimmed it a bit, but thought it might be amusing...
How to Handle Stress
- Jam 39 tiny marshmallows up your nose and try to sneeze them out - Use your Mastercard to pay your Visa
I already do this, but sometimes it is Visa to pay Visa, just a different bank. *smile*
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- Pop some popcorn without putting on the lid - When someone says "have a nice day" tell them you have other plans - Make a "to do" list of things you've already done - Dance naked in front of your pets
Do this too, they think I am nuts when I do it too. *smile*
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- Put your toddler's clothes on backwards and send to school as if nothing was wrong - Retaliate for tax woes and fill out your tax forms using Roman numerals - Tattoo "out to lunch" on your forehead - Leaf through a National Geographic and draw underware on the natives - Pay your electric bill in pennies - Drive to work in reverse - Relax by mentally reflecting on your favourite episode of "the Flintstones" during an important meeting - Read the dictionary upside down and look for hidden messages - Start a rumor and see if you recognize it when it comes back to you - Bill your doctor for time spent in the waiting room - Write a short story with alphabet soup - Stare at people through the times of a fork and pretend they're in jail - Make up a language and ask people for directions
Amberle3 -- Amberle3 249/217/210-minigoal/150? Renewed my commitment to me 3/30/03
I'm going to do the tax one!! Wonder if my tax program will let me type in roman numerals?
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Connie Walsh
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Amberle3 said:
I came across this while going through my study materials. I've trimmed it a bit, but thought it might be amusing...
How to Handle Stress
- Jam 39 tiny marshmallows up your nose and try to sneeze them out - Use your Mastercard to pay your Visa - Pop some popcorn without putting on the lid - When someone says "have a nice day" tell them you have other plans - Make a "to do" list of things you've already done - Dance naked in front of your pets - Put your toddler's clothes on backwards and send to school as if nothing was wrong - Retaliate for tax woes and fill out your tax forms using Roman numerals - Tattoo "out to lunch" on your forehead - Leaf through a National Geographic and draw underware on the natives - Pay your electric bill in pennies - Drive to work in reverse - Relax by mentally reflecting on your favourite episode of "the Flintstones" during an important meeting - Read the dictionary upside down and look for hidden messages - Start a rumor and see if you recognize it when it comes back to you - Bill your doctor for time spent in the waiting room - Write a short story with alphabet soup - Stare at people through the times of a fork and pretend they're in jail - Make up a language and ask people for directions
Amberle3 -- Amberle3 249/217/210-minigoal/150? Renewed my commitment to me 3/30/03
I just have to reply to this one, Amberle3 ;-D I loved it - too bad I didn't have this when I was going through my bad patch ;-D Thanks for posting it. Elaine
Amberle3 said:
I came across this while going through my study materials. I've trimmed it a bit, but thought it might be amusing...
How to Handle Stress
- Jam 39 tiny marshmallows up your nose and try to sneeze them out - Use your Mastercard to pay your Visa - Pop some popcorn without putting on the lid - When someone says "have a nice day" tell them you have other plans - Make a "to do" list of things you've already done - Dance naked in front of your pets - Put your toddler's clothes on backwards and send to school as if nothing was wrong - Retaliate for tax woes and fill out your tax forms using Roman numerals - Tattoo "out to lunch" on your forehead - Leaf through a National Geographic and draw underware on the natives - Pay your electric bill in pennies - Drive to work in reverse - Relax by mentally reflecting on your favourite episode of "the Flintstones" during an important meeting - Read the dictionary upside down and look for hidden messages - Start a rumor and see if you recognize it when it comes back to you - Bill your doctor for time spent in the waiting room - Write a short story with alphabet soup - Stare at people through the times of a fork and pretend they're in jail - Make up a language and ask people for directions
Amberle3 -- Amberle3 249/217/210-minigoal/150? Renewed my commitment to me 3/30/03
Hey, I've seen the marshmallow one....at a Blue Man Group show even!
:-)
They are a lot of fun, I highly recommend seeing them to anyone.
Julie
"Amberle3" <[email hidden]> wrote in message "]news:[email hidden]...
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I came across this while going through my study materials. I've trimmed it a bit, but thought it might be amusing...
How to Handle Stress
- Jam 39 tiny marshmallows up your nose and try to sneeze them out - Use your Mastercard to pay your Visa - Pop some popcorn without putting on the lid - When someone says "have a nice day" tell them you have other plans - Make a "to do" list of things you've already done - Dance naked in front of your pets - Put your toddler's clothes on backwards and send to school as if nothing was wrong - Retaliate for tax woes and fill out your tax forms using Roman numerals - Tattoo "out to lunch" on your forehead - Leaf through a National Geographic and draw underware on the natives - Pay your electric bill in pennies - Drive to work in reverse - Relax by mentally reflecting on your favourite episode of "the Flintstones" during an important meeting - Read the dictionary upside down and look for hidden messages - Start a rumor and see if you recognize it when it comes back to you - Bill your doctor for time spent in the waiting room - Write a short story with alphabet soup - Stare at people through the times of a fork and pretend they're in jail - Make up a language and ask people for directions
Amberle3 -- Amberle3 249/217/210-minigoal/150? Renewed my commitment to me 3/30/03
there you are!!! Lee, relieved Elaine Kirkham <[email hidden]> wrote in message "]news:[email hidden]...
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I just have to reply to this one, Amberle3 ;-D I loved it - too bad I didn't have this when I was going through my bad patch ;-D Thanks for posting it. Elaine
Amberle3 said:
I came across this while going through my study materials. I've trimmed it a bit, but thought it might be amusing...
How to Handle Stress
- Jam 39 tiny marshmallows up your nose and try to sneeze them out - Use your Mastercard to pay your Visa - Pop some popcorn without putting on the lid - When someone says "have a nice day" tell them you have other plans - Make a "to do" list of things you've already done - Dance naked in front of your pets - Put your toddler's clothes on backwards and send to school as if nothing was wrong - Retaliate for tax woes and fill out your tax forms using Roman numerals - Tattoo "out to lunch" on your forehead - Leaf through a National Geographic and draw underware on the natives - Pay your electric bill in pennies - Drive to work in reverse - Relax by mentally reflecting on your favourite episode of "the Flintstones" during an important meeting - Read the dictionary upside down and look for hidden messages - Start a rumor and see if you recognize it when it comes back to you - Bill your doctor for time spent in the waiting room - Write a short story with alphabet soup - Stare at people through the times of a fork and pretend they're in jail - Make up a language and ask people for directions
Amberle3 -- Amberle3 249/217/210-minigoal/150? Renewed my commitment to me 3/30/03
I always want to say "hey, who are you to be telling me what kind of day to have???" Lee Prairie Roots <[email hidden]> wrote in message "]news:[email hidden]...
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That one jumped out at me too.
Today (see my weekly WI post for the story), I'm also drawn to the idea of looking at people through fork tines and imagining them in jail.
Fred said:
My favorite:
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- When someone says "have a nice day" tell them you have other plans
