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I still don't understand what groundhog day is🙁

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I still don't understand what groundhog day is🙁

Here is the groundhog day FAQ Ophelia:

http://www.groundhog.org/faq/history.shtml

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I still don't understand what groundhog day is🙁

Here is the groundhog day FAQ Ophelia:

http://www.groundhog.org/faq/history.shtml

Thank you Michael. So a groundhog is what we know as a hedgehog?

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Here is the groundhog day FAQ Ophelia:

http://www.groundhog.org/faq/history.shtml

Thank you Michael. So a groundhog is what we know as a hedgehog?

Oh, not like any hedgehog I've ever seen! They're bigger
than housecats. And no quill type things, just fur. Google
on the word groundhog, 3 pictures pop right up.

nancy

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Here is the groundhog day FAQ Ophelia:

http://www.groundhog.org/faq/history.shtml

Thank you Michael. So a groundhog is what we know as a hedgehog?

Oh, not like any hedgehog I've ever seen! They're bigger
than housecats. And no quill type things, just fur. Google
on the word groundhog, 3 pictures pop right up.

Ok I have looked. They look a bit like chipmunks to me🙂 Thanks

On Sun 15 Jan 2006 09:12:07a, Thus Spake Zarathustra, or was it Ophelia?

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> Here is the groundhog day FAQ Ophelia:
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> http://www.groundhog.org/faq/history.shtml
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Thank you Michael. So a groundhog is what we know as a hedgehog?

Oh, not like any hedgehog I've ever seen! They're bigger
than housecats. And no quill type things, just fur. Google on the
word groundhog, 3 pictures pop right up.

Ok I have looked. They look a bit like chipmunks to me🙂 Thanks

But a much bigger, fatter, chipmunk. Unless, of course, your chipmunks are
as big as a housecat. <g>

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> "Michael "Dog3" Lonergan" <[email hidden]> wrote

>> Here is the groundhog day FAQ Ophelia:
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>> http://www.groundhog.org/faq/history.shtml
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> Thank you Michael. So a groundhog is what we know as a hedgehog?

Oh, not like any hedgehog I've ever seen! They're bigger
than housecats. And no quill type things, just fur. Google on the
word groundhog, 3 pictures pop right up.

Ok I have looked. They look a bit like chipmunks to me🙂 Thanks

But a much bigger, fatter, chipmunk. Unless, of course, your
chipmunks are
as big as a housecat. <g>

Hmm not sure🙂)

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> "Michael "Dog3" Lonergan" <[email hidden]> wrote

>> Here is the groundhog day FAQ Ophelia:
>>
>> http://www.groundhog.org/faq/history.shtml
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> Thank you Michael. So a groundhog is what we know as a hedgehog?

Oh, not like any hedgehog I've ever seen! They're bigger
than housecats. And no quill type things, just fur. Google on the
word groundhog, 3 pictures pop right up.

Ok I have looked. They look a bit like chipmunks to me🙂 Thanks

But a much bigger, fatter, chipmunk. Unless, of course, your chipmunks
are
as big as a housecat. <g>

Well, in Minnesota, the mosquitos (also the state bird) are so big, they've
been know to fly off with cats the suck them dry in more leirurely manner

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Ok I have looked. They look a bit like chipmunks to me🙂 Thanks

But a much bigger, fatter, chipmunk. Unless, of course, your chipmunks
are
as big as a housecat. <g>

(laugh) I was thinking, if they have chipmunks the size of groundhogs
over there, I might consider avoiding Scotland. Groundhogs are like
really big rats.

Ophelia, do you have woodchucks?

nancy

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> Here is the groundhog day FAQ Ophelia:
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> http://www.groundhog.org/faq/history.shtml
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Thank you Michael. So a groundhog is what we know as a hedgehog?

Oh, not like any hedgehog I've ever seen! They're bigger
than housecats. And no quill type things, just fur. Google
on the word groundhog, 3 pictures pop right up.

Ok I have looked. They look a bit like chipmunks to me🙂 Thanks

Think of something a bit like a land beaver but a bit smaller and
without the paddle-type tail. I would guess that a big groundhog will
weight up to 10 -15 lbs, perhaps more. they remind be a little bit of a
ferret in the way that they move.
John Kane, Kingston ON Canada

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On Sun 15 Jan 2006 09:12:07a, Thus Spake Zarathustra, or was it
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> "Ophelia" <[email hidden]> wrote
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>> "Michael "Dog3" Lonergan" <[email hidden]> wrote
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>>> Here is the groundhog day FAQ Ophelia:
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>>> http://www.groundhog.org/faq/history.shtml
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>> Thank you Michael. So a groundhog is what we know as a hedgehog?
>
> Oh, not like any hedgehog I've ever seen! They're bigger
> than housecats. And no quill type things, just fur. Google on the
> word groundhog, 3 pictures pop right up.

Ok I have looked. They look a bit like chipmunks to me🙂 Thanks

But a much bigger, fatter, chipmunk. Unless, of course, your
chipmunks are
as big as a housecat. <g>

Well, in Minnesota, the mosquitos (also the state bird) are so big,
they've been know to fly off with cats the suck them dry in more
leirurely manner

LOL

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On Sun 15 Jan 2006 09:12:07a, Thus Spake Zarathustra, or was it
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Ok I have looked. They look a bit like chipmunks to me🙂 Thanks

But a much bigger, fatter, chipmunk. Unless, of course, your
chipmunks are
as big as a housecat. <g>

(laugh) I was thinking, if they have chipmunks the size of groundhogs
over there, I might consider avoiding Scotland. Groundhogs are like
really big rats.

Ophelia, do you have woodchucks?

SO says no

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> "Michael "Dog3" Lonergan" <[email hidden]> wrote

>> Here is the groundhog day FAQ Ophelia:
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>> http://www.groundhog.org/faq/history.shtml
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> Thank you Michael. So a groundhog is what we know as a hedgehog?

Oh, not like any hedgehog I've ever seen! They're bigger
than housecats. And no quill type things, just fur. Google
on the word groundhog, 3 pictures pop right up.

Ok I have looked. They look a bit like chipmunks to me🙂 Thanks

Think of something a bit like a land beaver but a bit smaller and
without the paddle-type tail. I would guess that a big groundhog will
weight up to 10 -15 lbs, perhaps more. they remind be a little bit of
a
ferret in the way that they move.

Thanks John🙂 I know what a ferret is like😉)

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Ophelia, do you have woodchucks?

SO says no

Hmmm. I guess he wouldn't have the answer to the age old
question: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a
woodchuck could chuck wood?

nancy

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Ophelia, do you have woodchucks?

SO says no

Hmmm. I guess he wouldn't have the answer to the age old
question: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a
woodchuck could chuck wood?

nancy

none...woodchucks have no thumbs. They can't bowl worth a damn either as
they can't open the doors to their bowling locker to get their shoes out.

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Nancy Young wrote

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Hmmm. I guess he wouldn't have the answer to the age old
question: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a
woodchuck could chuck wood?

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none...woodchucks have no thumbs. They can't bowl worth a damn either as
they can't open the doors to their bowling locker to get their shoes out.

I was formulating a wiseass answer to you when a commercial came
on, behind me ... I whirled around, only to see a DIY commercial
about Chuck chucking wood! Ahhhhhh!

At any rate, Mr. Fromage, the question was IF they could.

(smile) nancy (can't bowl for [censored], either)

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Ophelia, do you have woodchucks?

SO says no

Hmmm. I guess he wouldn't have the answer to the age old
question: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a
woodchuck could chuck wood?

SO says no LOLOL

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Hmm not sure🙂)

try this link
http://www.groundhogs.com/new_page_3.htm
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