I couldn't resist!
A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St.
Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks
behind him.
He asked, "What are all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks, everyone on earth
has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock
will move."
"Oh," said the man, pointing, "whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved,
indicating that she never told a lie. "
"Incredible," said the man, "and whose clock is that one?"
St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The
hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two
lies in his entire life."
"Where's George W. Bush's clock?" asked the man.
"Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a
ceiling fan."
Terry "Squeaks" Pulliam Burd AAC(F)BV66.0748.CA
"Regime Change Begins At Home."
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