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  1. How much should we drink each day?

    I have searched around on the net a little, only to find contradictions all
    over the place, 8-12 glasses, 7-8 glasses, etc, so which is correct?

    The net is useful, especially when you have a load of experts on a newsgroup
    🙂

    Thanks again m8's

    Sin

  2. pvd said:

    How much should we drink each day?

    I have searched around on the net a little, only to find
    contradictions all over the place, 8-12 glasses, 7-8 glasses,
    etc, so which is correct?

    You see 7-8 glasses as contradicting 8-12 glasses?

    Well of course it has no relation to your bodyweight,
    bodyfat percentage, glass size or anything.

    You must drink precisely 8.65 standard size 33.3ml
    glasses of water in every 24 hour period or you will die in
    horrible agony.

    Be sure you get organic water of course.

    --
    Helgi Briem hbriem AT simnet DOT is

  3. "Helgi Briem" <[email hidden]> wrote

    Quoted message said:
    pvd said:

    How much should we drink each day?

    I have searched around on the net a little, only to find
    contradictions all over the place, 8-12 glasses, 7-8 glasses,
    etc, so which is correct?

    You see 7-8 glasses as contradicting 8-12 glasses?

    Well of course it has no relation to your bodyweight,
    bodyfat percentage, glass size or anything.

    You must drink precisely 8.65 standard size 33.3ml
    glasses of water in every 24 hour period or you will die in
    horrible agony.

    Be sure you get organic water of course.

    Organic OXYGENATED water!

    David

  4. David Cohen said:


    "Helgi Briem" <[email hidden]> wrote

    Quoted message said:
    pvd said:

    How much should we drink each day?

    I have searched around on the net a little, only to find
    contradictions all over the place, 8-12 glasses, 7-8 glasses,
    etc, so which is correct?

    You see 7-8 glasses as contradicting 8-12 glasses?

    Well of course it has no relation to your bodyweight,
    bodyfat percentage, glass size or anything.

    You must drink precisely 8.65 standard size 33.3ml
    glasses of water in every 24 hour period or you will die in
    horrible agony.

    Be sure you get organic water of course.

    Organic OXYGENATED water!

    Of course. That goes without saying.

    --
    Helgi Briem hbriem AT simnet DOT is

  5. "Helgi Briem" <[email hidden]> wrote

    Quoted message said:
    David Cohen said:

    "Helgi Briem" <[email hidden]> wrote

    Quoted message said:

    "pvd" <[email hidden]> wrote:
    >How much should we drink each day?
    >
    >I have searched around on the net a little, only to find
    > contradictions all over the place, 8-12 glasses, 7-8 glasses,
    >etc, so which is correct?

    You see 7-8 glasses as contradicting 8-12 glasses?

    Well of course it has no relation to your bodyweight,
    bodyfat percentage, glass size or anything.

    You must drink precisely 8.65 standard size 33.3ml
    glasses of water in every 24 hour period or you will die in
    horrible agony.

    Be sure you get organic water of course.

    Organic OXYGENATED water!

    Of course. That goes without saying.

    Apparently not. Cause I did.

    I have never been able to relate in any way to the personality type that
    requires precise directions to all aspects of life. "Drink plenty of water"
    would be fine for me. "Eat less, exercise more" works well, but drives most
    people nuts. To the financial benefit of every silly infomercial diet.

    Did have a baby die from severe hyponatremia due to the parents feeding it a
    lot of water, so, "plenty of water" isn't universally good.

    Wouldn't have happened with organic oxygenated water.

    Oops, did it again. Sorry.

    David

  6. pvd said:

    How much should we drink each day?

    I have searched around on the net a little, only to find contradictions all
    over the place, 8-12 glasses, 7-8 glasses, etc, so which is correct?

    The net is useful, especially when you have a load of experts on a newsgroup
    🙂

    Thanks again m8's

    Sin

    I found that three litres a day keeps my body healthy and happy. Now
    it's a minimum, being on cyclosporine and desferal. I refill 1 L or 1.5L
    bottles in the morning and make sure I go through them all over the
    course of a day (and other drinks don't count). I also replace the
    bottles pretty regularly.

    Cheers,

    Ari

    --
    spammage trappage: replace fishies_ with yahoo

    I'm going to die rather sooner than I'd like. I tried to protect my
    neighbours from crime, and became the victim of it. Complications in
    hospital following this resulted in a serious illness. I now need a bone
    marrow transplant. Many people around the world are waiting for a marrow
    transplant, too. Please volunteer to be a marrow donor:
    http://www.abmdr.org.au/
    http://www.marrow.org/

  7. In article <[email hidden]>,

    David Cohen said:

    "Helgi Briem" <[email hidden]> wrote

    Quoted message said:
    David Cohen said:

    "Helgi Briem" <[email hidden]> wrote
    > "pvd" <[email hidden]> wrote:
    >>How much should we drink each day?
    >>
    >>I have searched around on the net a little, only to find
    >> contradictions all over the place, 8-12 glasses, 7-8 glasses,
    >>etc, so which is correct?
    >
    > You see 7-8 glasses as contradicting 8-12 glasses?
    >
    > Well of course it has no relation to your bodyweight,
    > bodyfat percentage, glass size or anything.
    >
    > You must drink precisely 8.65 standard size 33.3ml
    > glasses of water in every 24 hour period or you will die in
    > horrible agony.
    >
    > Be sure you get organic water of course.

    Organic OXYGENATED water!

    Of course. That goes without saying.

    Apparently not. Cause I did.

    I have never been able to relate in any way to the personality type that
    requires precise directions to all aspects of life. "Drink plenty of water"
    would be fine for me. "Eat less, exercise more" works well, but drives most
    people nuts. To the financial benefit of every silly infomercial diet.

    Did have a baby die from severe hyponatremia due to the parents feeding it a
    lot of water, so, "plenty of water" isn't universally good.

    Wha???How much water do you have to feed a baby to actually kill it??!!
    Did they just force feed the kid?

    Quoted message said:


    Wouldn't have happened with organic oxygenated water.

    Oops, did it again. Sorry.

    David

    --
    Will Brink @ http://www.brinkzone.com/

  8. "Will Brink" <[email hidden]> wrote

    Quoted message said:
    David Cohen said:

    "Helgi Briem" <[email hidden]> wrote

    Quoted message said:

    "David Cohen" <[email hidden]> wrote:
    >"Helgi Briem" <[email hidden]> wrote
    >> "pvd" <[email hidden]> wrote:
    >>>How much should we drink each day?
    >>>
    >>>I have searched around on the net a little, only to find
    >>> contradictions all over the place, 8-12 glasses, 7-8 glasses,
    >>>etc, so which is correct?
    >>
    >> You see 7-8 glasses as contradicting 8-12 glasses?
    >>
    >> Well of course it has no relation to your bodyweight,
    >> bodyfat percentage, glass size or anything.
    >>
    >> You must drink precisely 8.65 standard size 33.3ml
    >> glasses of water in every 24 hour period or you will die in
    >> horrible agony.
    >>
    >> Be sure you get organic water of course.
    >
    >Organic OXYGENATED water!

    Of course. That goes without saying.

    Apparently not. Cause I did.

    I have never been able to relate in any way to the personality type that
    requires precise directions to all aspects of life. "Drink plenty of
    water"
    would be fine for me. "Eat less, exercise more" works well, but drives
    most
    people nuts. To the financial benefit of every silly infomercial diet.

    Did have a baby die from severe hyponatremia due to the parents feeding
    it a
    lot of water, so, "plenty of water" isn't universally good.

    Wha???How much water do you have to feed a baby to actually kill it??!!
    Did they just force feed the kid?

    Doesn't take much. Newborns are extremely sensitive to alterations in normal
    feeding. Without frequent, regular, feedings of breast milk or a properly
    designed formula, their serum proteins, electrolytes, and glucose get out of
    whack quickly. They have very immature homeostatic mechanisms to control
    these, and no reserves of fat and muscle and glycogen. A few days of feeding
    just water can do it. The resulting cerebral edema, if treated early, can be
    reversed. But occasionally...

    David

  9. "David Cohen" <[email hidden]> wrote >

    Quoted message said:

    "Will Brink" <[email hidden]> wrote

    Quoted message said:
    David Cohen said:


    Did have a baby die from severe hyponatremia due to the parents feeding
    it a lot of water, so, "plenty of water" isn't universally good.

    Wha???How much water do you have to feed a baby to actually kill it??!!
    Did they just force feed the kid?

    Doesn't take much. Newborns are extremely sensitive to alterations in


    normal

    Quoted message said:

    feeding. Without frequent, regular, feedings of breast milk or a properly
    designed formula, their serum proteins, electrolytes, and glucose get out


    of

    Quoted message said:

    whack quickly. They have very immature homeostatic mechanisms to control
    these, and no reserves of fat and muscle and glycogen. A few days of


    feeding

    Quoted message said:

    just water can do it. The resulting cerebral edema, if treated early, can


    be

    Quoted message said:

    reversed. But occasionally...

    Were they poor*, stupid**, or worried about their baby being fat***?
    Or just damn unlucky?

    S.
    has a brand new niece

    * too poor for formula and didn't have enough breast milk
    ** uneducated
    *** from Hollyweird

  10. pvd said:

    How much should we drink each day?

    I have searched around on the net a little, only to find contradictions all
    over the place, 8-12 glasses, 7-8 glasses, etc, so which is correct?

    The net is useful, especially when you have a load of experts on a newsgroup
    🙂

    Thanks again m8's

    Sin

    Why not just drink 8 and you will have both recommdations covered.

  11. In article <[email hidden]>,

    David Cohen said:

    "Will Brink" <[email hidden]> wrote

    Quoted message said:
    David Cohen said:

    "Helgi Briem" <[email hidden]> wrote
    > "David Cohen" <[email hidden]> wrote:
    >>"Helgi Briem" <[email hidden]> wrote
    >>> "pvd" <[email hidden]> wrote:
    >>>>How much should we drink each day?
    >>>>
    >>>>I have searched around on the net a little, only to find
    >>>> contradictions all over the place, 8-12 glasses, 7-8 glasses,
    >>>>etc, so which is correct?
    >>>
    >>> You see 7-8 glasses as contradicting 8-12 glasses?
    >>>
    >>> Well of course it has no relation to your bodyweight,
    >>> bodyfat percentage, glass size or anything.
    >>>
    >>> You must drink precisely 8.65 standard size 33.3ml
    >>> glasses of water in every 24 hour period or you will die in
    >>> horrible agony.
    >>>
    >>> Be sure you get organic water of course.
    >>
    >>Organic OXYGENATED water!
    >
    > Of course. That goes without saying.

    Apparently not. Cause I did.

    I have never been able to relate in any way to the personality type that
    requires precise directions to all aspects of life. "Drink plenty of
    water"
    would be fine for me. "Eat less, exercise more" works well, but drives
    most
    people nuts. To the financial benefit of every silly infomercial diet.

    Did have a baby die from severe hyponatremia due to the parents feeding
    it a
    lot of water, so, "plenty of water" isn't universally good.

    Wha???How much water do you have to feed a baby to actually kill it??!!
    Did they just force feed the kid?

    Doesn't take much. Newborns are extremely sensitive to alterations in normal
    feeding. Without frequent, regular, feedings of breast milk or a properly
    designed formula, their serum proteins, electrolytes, and glucose get out of
    whack quickly. They have very immature homeostatic mechanisms to control
    these, and no reserves of fat and muscle and glycogen. A few days of feeding
    just water can do it. The resulting cerebral edema, if treated early, can be
    reversed. But occasionally...

    Amazing. What would get into these people's head to feed a baby only
    water for a few days? Did they have a reason for this idiotic behavior?

    Quoted message said:


    David

    --
    Will Brink @ http://www.brinkzone.com/

  12. "Will Brink" <[email hidden]> wrote

    Quoted message said:
    David Cohen said:

    "Will Brink" <[email hidden]> wrote

    Quoted message said:

    "David Cohen" <[email hidden]> wrote:
    > "Helgi Briem" <[email hidden]> wrote
    > > "David Cohen" <[email hidden]> wrote:
    > >>"Helgi Briem" <[email hidden]> wrote
    > >>> "pvd" <[email hidden]> wrote:
    > >>>>How much should we drink each day?
    > >>>>
    > >>>>I have searched around on the net a little, only to find
    > >>>> contradictions all over the place, 8-12 glasses, 7-8 glasses,
    > >>>>etc, so which is correct?
    > >>>
    > >>> You see 7-8 glasses as contradicting 8-12 glasses?
    > >>>
    > >>> Well of course it has no relation to your bodyweight,
    > >>> bodyfat percentage, glass size or anything.
    > >>>
    > >>> You must drink precisely 8.65 standard size 33.3ml
    > >>> glasses of water in every 24 hour period or you will die in
    > >>> horrible agony.
    > >>>
    > >>> Be sure you get organic water of course.
    > >>
    > >>Organic OXYGENATED water!
    > >
    > > Of course. That goes without saying.
    >
    > Apparently not. Cause I did.
    >
    > I have never been able to relate in any way to the personality type
    > that
    > requires precise directions to all aspects of life. "Drink plenty of
    > water"
    > would be fine for me. "Eat less, exercise more" works well, but drives
    > most
    > people nuts. To the financial benefit of every silly infomercial diet.
    >
    > Did have a baby die from severe hyponatremia due to the parents
    > feeding
    > it a
    > lot of water, so, "plenty of water" isn't universally good.

    Wha???How much water do you have to feed a baby to actually kill it??!!
    Did they just force feed the kid?

    Doesn't take much. Newborns are extremely sensitive to alterations in
    normal
    feeding. Without frequent, regular, feedings of breast milk or a properly
    designed formula, their serum proteins, electrolytes, and glucose get out
    of
    whack quickly. They have very immature homeostatic mechanisms to control
    these, and no reserves of fat and muscle and glycogen. A few days of
    feeding
    just water can do it. The resulting cerebral edema, if treated early, can
    be
    reversed. But occasionally...

    Amazing. What would get into these people's head to feed a baby only
    water for a few days? Did they have a reason for this idiotic behavior?

    As I mentioned to Selene, different cultures can have some strange
    practices. And ignorance crosses all cultural barriers. Imagine you are a
    poor, uneducated, 90 IQ, woman with no social support from older, more
    experienced women. (of course, you would still have fine kitchen appliances)

    Your newborn keeps vomiting the formula the hospital gave you to take home.
    When 'you' have an upset stomach, you don't eat for a couple days, and you
    feel better. The baby takes water ok, and keeps it down. So, feed baby water
    until it feels better. Two days later, baby must be feeling better because
    it doesn't cry anymore. Three days later, baby won't wake up.

    Simple formula intolerance becomes little tiny pine box.

    David

  13. Helgi Briem said:
    pvd said:

    How much should we drink each day?

    I have searched around on the net a little, only to find
    contradictions all over the place, 8-12 glasses, 7-8 glasses,
    etc, so which is correct?

    You see 7-8 glasses as contradicting 8-12 glasses?

    Well of course it has no relation to your bodyweight,
    bodyfat percentage, glass size or anything.

    You must drink precisely 8.65 standard size 33.3ml
    glasses of water in every 24 hour period or you will die in
    horrible agony.

    Be sure you get organic water of course.

    Organic is way better than farmed - avoid farmed water at all costs.

  14. "The Queen of Cans and Jars" <[email hidden]> wrote in message

    Quoted message said:

    Organic is way better than farmed - avoid farmed water at all costs.

    Indeed. Once you've seen a water farm, you'll be sickened and never want to
    touch farmed water again.

  15. Quoted message said:

    "The Queen of Cans and Jars" <[email hidden]> wrote in message

    Quoted message said:

    Organic is way better than farmed - avoid farmed water at all costs.


    Indeed. Once you've seen a water farm, you'll be sickened and
    never want to touch farmed water again.


    Shudder. All those water molecules crowded in there,
    oxygen to oxygen, hydrogen bonds all rubbing against
    each other. It's awful.

    --
    Helgi Briem hbriem AT simnet DOT is

  16. In article <[email hidden]>,

    David Cohen said:

    "Will Brink" <[email hidden]> wrote

    Quoted message said:
    David Cohen said:

    "Will Brink" <[email hidden]> wrote
    > "David Cohen" <[email hidden]> wrote:
    >> "Helgi Briem" <[email hidden]> wrote
    >> > "David Cohen" <[email hidden]> wrote:
    >> >>"Helgi Briem" <[email hidden]> wrote
    >> >>> "pvd" <[email hidden]> wrote:
    >> >>>>How much should we drink each day?
    >> >>>>
    >> >>>>I have searched around on the net a little, only to find
    >> >>>> contradictions all over the place, 8-12 glasses, 7-8 glasses,
    >> >>>>etc, so which is correct?
    >> >>>
    >> >>> You see 7-8 glasses as contradicting 8-12 glasses?
    >> >>>
    >> >>> Well of course it has no relation to your bodyweight,
    >> >>> bodyfat percentage, glass size or anything.
    >> >>>
    >> >>> You must drink precisely 8.65 standard size 33.3ml
    >> >>> glasses of water in every 24 hour period or you will die in
    >> >>> horrible agony.
    >> >>>
    >> >>> Be sure you get organic water of course.
    >> >>
    >> >>Organic OXYGENATED water!
    >> >
    >> > Of course. That goes without saying.
    >>
    >> Apparently not. Cause I did.
    >>
    >> I have never been able to relate in any way to the personality type
    >> that
    >> requires precise directions to all aspects of life. "Drink plenty of
    >> water"
    >> would be fine for me. "Eat less, exercise more" works well, but drives
    >> most
    >> people nuts. To the financial benefit of every silly infomercial diet.
    >>
    >> Did have a baby die from severe hyponatremia due to the parents
    >> feeding
    >> it a
    >> lot of water, so, "plenty of water" isn't universally good.
    >
    > Wha???How much water do you have to feed a baby to actually kill it??!!
    > Did they just force feed the kid?

    Doesn't take much. Newborns are extremely sensitive to alterations in
    normal
    feeding. Without frequent, regular, feedings of breast milk or a properly
    designed formula, their serum proteins, electrolytes, and glucose get out
    of
    whack quickly. They have very immature homeostatic mechanisms to control
    these, and no reserves of fat and muscle and glycogen. A few days of
    feeding
    just water can do it. The resulting cerebral edema, if treated early, can
    be
    reversed. But occasionally...

    Amazing. What would get into these people's head to feed a baby only
    water for a few days? Did they have a reason for this idiotic behavior?

    As I mentioned to Selene, different cultures can have some strange
    practices. And ignorance crosses all cultural barriers. Imagine you are a
    poor, uneducated, 90 IQ, woman with no social support from older, more
    experienced women. (of course, you would still have fine kitchen appliances)

    Your newborn keeps vomiting the formula the hospital gave you to take home.
    When 'you' have an upset stomach, you don't eat for a couple days, and you
    feel better. The baby takes water ok, and keeps it down. So, feed baby water
    until it feels better. Two days later, baby must be feeling better because
    it doesn't cry anymore. Three days later, baby won't wake up.

    Simple formula intolerance becomes little tiny pine box.

    I guess in the grand scheme of stupid human behavior, this is not one of
    the "biggies" but it's sad. As I have said, I would not last one week
    doing your job.

    Quoted message said:


    David

    --
    Will Brink @ http://www.brinkzone.com/

  17. "Helgi Briem" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    "The Queen of Cans and Jars" <[email hidden]> wrote in message

    Quoted message said:

    Organic is way better than farmed - avoid farmed water at all costs.


    Indeed. Once you've seen a water farm, you'll be sickened and
    never want to touch farmed water again.


    Shudder. All those water molecules crowded in there,
    oxygen to oxygen, hydrogen bonds all rubbing against
    each other. It's awful.

    Not to mention the runoff from the big corporate water farms.

  18. Usenet Posting said:

    On Tue, 15 Feb 2005 03:04:40 GMT, [email hidden] (The Queen of

    Cans and Jars) said:
    Helgi Briem said:

    On Mon, 14 Feb 2005 12:39:40 -0000, "pvd" <[email hidden]> wrote:

    >How much should we drink each day?
    >
    >I have searched around on the net a little, only to find
    > contradictions all over the place, 8-12 glasses, 7-8 glasses,
    >etc, so which is correct?

    You see 7-8 glasses as contradicting 8-12 glasses?

    Well of course it has no relation to your bodyweight,
    bodyfat percentage, glass size or anything.

    You must drink precisely 8.65 standard size 33.3ml
    glasses of water in every 24 hour period or you will die in
    horrible agony.

    Be sure you get organic water of course.

    Organic is way better than farmed - avoid farmed water at all costs.

    I looked for organic water. Apparently it does not exist. Something
    about H2O being H2O.

    I just think it is a conspiracy.

    SHHHHHHHHH

  19. Helgi Briem said:
    Quoted message said:

    "The Queen of Cans and Jars" <[email hidden]> wrote in


    message

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    Organic is way better than farmed - avoid farmed water at all


    costs.

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:


    Indeed. Once you've seen a water farm, you'll be sickened and
    never want to touch farmed water again.


    Shudder. All those water molecules crowded in there,
    oxygen to oxygen, hydrogen bonds all rubbing against
    each other. It's awful.

    City Not Worried About Contamination From Dihydrogen Monoxide Spill

    KELOWNA, BRITISH COLUMBIA-- Okanagan residents are being assured that
    the crash of a delivery truck containing 18-tonnes of dihydrogen
    monoxide poses little risk to themselves or the local environment. The
    unfortunate accident, which disrupted local traffic for six hours, has
    been contained by the city's Haz-Mat specialists, who safely reduced
    the chemical threat through their quick, responsive actions.

    The emergency unit was dispatched to the scene of the overturned liquid
    transport container, and Queensway Avenue was closed-off so that the
    chemical decontamination unit could be set up to combat the threat of
    disaster.
    Although everything was done to prevent pollution, some of the clear,
    odorless liquid may have escaped into the atmosphere--although nearby
    residents weren't evacuated, and it is presumed that the misty cloud of
    vapour will dissipate safely.

    "We were extremely cautious when dealing with this spill," said Captain
    Yves Trough, HazMat spokesperson. "Dihydrogen monoxide is a very
    dangerous chemical, and can be very tricky to contain. Thankfully, the
    threat was reduced significantly due of the professionalism shown by
    our crew."

    "Safety first," said Capt Trough. "No matter what the substance,
    chemical, or liquid, my people endure. And I can safely say our boys
    minimized the health hazard this time, due to my leadership, their
    disciplined training, and of course my quick-thinking."

    Eventually, the team was able to remove all of the threatening liquid
    containers, most of which were unruptured. But even the compromised
    plastic containers of dihydrogen monoxide were removed to a safe
    decontamination station, where they will be disposed of in a safe
    manner.

    Some are concerned that the dihydrogen monoxide will seep into
    groundwater and possibly make its way into the drinking water reserves,
    but most informed citizens believe that the liquid poses little threat.

    Capt. Trough demurred to the praise of the team's heroic actions.
    "Whether the substance at the spill site is dihydrogen monoxide or just
    plain water, we're going to treat it the same way."

  20. "elzinator" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:


    Helgi Briem said:
    Quoted message said:

    "The Queen of Cans and Jars" <[email hidden]> wrote in


    message

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    > Organic is way better than farmed - avoid farmed water at all


    costs.

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    >
    Indeed. Once you've seen a water farm, you'll be sickened and
    never want to touch farmed water again.


    Shudder. All those water molecules crowded in there,
    oxygen to oxygen, hydrogen bonds all rubbing against
    each other. It's awful.

    City Not Worried About Contamination From Dihydrogen Monoxide Spill

    KELOWNA, BRITISH COLUMBIA-- Okanagan residents are being assured that
    the crash of a delivery truck containing 18-tonnes of dihydrogen
    monoxide poses little risk to themselves or the local environment. The
    unfortunate accident, which disrupted local traffic for six hours, has
    been contained by the city's Haz-Mat specialists, who safely reduced
    the chemical threat through their quick, responsive actions.

    The emergency unit was dispatched to the scene of the overturned liquid
    transport container, and Queensway Avenue was closed-off so that the
    chemical decontamination unit could be set up to combat the threat of
    disaster.
    Although everything was done to prevent pollution, some of the clear,
    odorless liquid may have escaped into the atmosphere--although nearby
    residents weren't evacuated, and it is presumed that the misty cloud of
    vapour will dissipate safely.

    "We were extremely cautious when dealing with this spill," said Captain
    Yves Trough, HazMat spokesperson. "Dihydrogen monoxide is a very
    dangerous chemical, and can be very tricky to contain. Thankfully, the
    threat was reduced significantly due of the professionalism shown by
    our crew."

    "Safety first," said Capt Trough. "No matter what the substance,
    chemical, or liquid, my people endure. And I can safely say our boys
    minimized the health hazard this time, due to my leadership, their
    disciplined training, and of course my quick-thinking."

    Eventually, the team was able to remove all of the threatening liquid
    containers, most of which were unruptured. But even the compromised
    plastic containers of dihydrogen monoxide were removed to a safe
    decontamination station, where they will be disposed of in a safe
    manner.

    Some are concerned that the dihydrogen monoxide will seep into
    groundwater and possibly make its way into the drinking water reserves,
    but most informed citizens believe that the liquid poses little threat.

    Capt. Trough demurred to the praise of the team's heroic actions.
    "Whether the substance at the spill site is dihydrogen monoxide or just
    plain water, we're going to treat it the same way."

    At the University where I used to teach, the organic lab was above the
    campus police station. One Friday, the water main was shut off (used for
    aspirators in the lab). Several faucets were left on full blast. Over the
    weekend, the water came back on, and the police station was slightly flooded
    (dripping in from the ceiling). Several of the officers had to be taken to
    the emergency room with severe burning sensations, sickness, and
    lightheadedness. That is until they learned it was only water!
    Never underestimate the power of the mind.

    --
    Dr. Dickie
    Skepticult member in good standing #394-00596-438
    Poking kooks with a pointy stick
    Proud member of the, "Vast right-wing conspiracy."

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