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  1. I was hanging out at the bike shop tonight having an absolutely lovely
    time when I notice that this fairly tall guy with a bit of a gut who
    has been wandering around for a really long time. It isn't that big
    of a shop and there isn't that much to look at. I mentally class him
    as 'window shopper' and ignore him. Since I'm not actually employed
    by the bike shop I have the right to ignore customers if I want to.
    After a while it's obvious that he's listening in on me explaining to
    one of my Sanya riding buddies why mountain bikes normally have quick
    release seatposts but road bikes almost never do.

    At a pause in the conversation I expect the inevitable "you speak
    Chinese really well" that I always get in these situations. Instead I
    get "nice legs, did you used to be a pro rider too?"

    I'm in the middle of saying "no, just someone who likes bikes" when I
    mentally process the "too" that was in that sentence.

    We talk for quite a while after that. He never went above Club Team
    level (so far very few Chinese riders have) but he did get to the
    point where his full time job was riding bikes but so far as I'm
    concerned if someone gets paid to ride a bike and doesn't do anything
    other than ride bikes then that someone is a professional rider.

    And he thought I had nice legs.

    🙂

    -M

  2. Marian said:

    I was hanging out at the bike shop tonight having an absolutely lovely
    time when I notice that this fairly tall guy with a bit of a gut who
    has been wandering around for a really long time. It isn't that big
    of a shop and there isn't that much to look at. I mentally class him
    as 'window shopper' and ignore him. Since I'm not actually employed
    by the bike shop I have the right to ignore customers if I want to.
    After a while it's obvious that he's listening in on me explaining to
    one of my Sanya riding buddies why mountain bikes normally have quick
    release seatposts but road bikes almost never do.

    At a pause in the conversation I expect the inevitable "you speak
    Chinese really well" that I always get in these situations. Instead I
    get "nice legs, did you used to be a pro rider too?"

    I'm in the middle of saying "no, just someone who likes bikes" when I
    mentally process the "too" that was in that sentence.

    We talk for quite a while after that. He never went above Club Team
    level (so far very few Chinese riders have) but he did get to the
    point where his full time job was riding bikes but so far as I'm
    concerned if someone gets paid to ride a bike and doesn't do anything
    other than ride bikes then that someone is a professional rider.

    And he thought I had nice legs.

    🙂

    -M

    Marian,
    Your posts are always entertaining and interesting - thanks for that!

    Would you mind telling us how you came to be in China, How long you've
    been there, how long you're staying, where you are from, and some of
    that sort of data? (A picture of the legs is entirely optional!)

    Just to be fair, I was born in Texas, and live in Southern California.
    I'm soon to be 64 years of age, and I'm riding more than I ever have
    (18,800 km so far in 2007). I've lost about 10 kg this year, and I'm
    riding faster and climbing better than I have for a long, long time.

    We actually had a good rain here yesterday (I measured 2 inches with my
    rain gauge), so I didn't ride, breaking my current streak of 44 straight
    days on the bike. I also had streaks of 90 and 165 days earlier this year.
    Colin

  3. Colin Campbell said:
    Marian said:

    I was hanging out at the bike shop tonight having an absolutely lovely
    time when I notice that this fairly tall guy with a bit of a gut who
    has been wandering around for a really long time. It isn't that big
    of a shop and there isn't that much to look at. I mentally class him
    as 'window shopper' and ignore him. Since I'm not actually employed
    by the bike shop I have the right to ignore customers if I want to.
    After a while it's obvious that he's listening in on me explaining to
    one of my Sanya riding buddies why mountain bikes normally have quick
    release seatposts but road bikes almost never do.

    Quoted message said:

    At a pause in the conversation I expect the inevitable "you speak
    Chinese really well" that I always get in these situations. Instead I
    get "nice legs, did you used to be a pro rider too?"

    Quoted message said:

    I'm in the middle of saying "no, just someone who likes bikes" when I
    mentally process the "too" that was in that sentence.

    Quoted message said:

    We talk for quite a while after that. He never went above Club Team
    level (so far very few Chinese riders have) but he did get to the
    point where his full time job was riding bikes but so far as I'm
    concerned if someone gets paid to ride a bike and doesn't do anything
    other than ride bikes then that someone is a professional rider.

    Quoted message said:

    And he thought I had nice legs.

    Quoted message said:

    🙂

    Quoted message said:

    -M

    Marian,
    Your posts are always entertaining and interesting - thanks for that!

    Would you mind telling us how you came to be in China, How long you've
    been there, how long you're staying, where you are from, and some of
    that sort of data? (A picture of the legs is entirely optional!)

    I decided to spend a year overseas between university and graduate
    school.

    One year turned into a year and a half making a September entrance to
    grad school difficult.

    Which resulted in moving to Hainan. Which resulted in deciding to
    spend 'one more year'.

    Which resulted in my deciding to Officially Study Chinese because I
    would be embarrassed to go to grad school and tell people that after
    three years in China I possessed the incredible ability to tell a taxi
    driver where to go and could read most of a simple menu.

    Which resulted in discovering my amazing talent for foreign
    languages. Four courses of Advanced Accelerated Immersion Chinese
    completed in three semesters.

    During which time I started biking seriously.

    Which is how the bike shop owner told me I _must_ register for one of
    the infrequent races we have because if I didn't race there wouldn't
    be enough women.

    Which eventually resulted in my finding myself in one of 'The Man With
    the Colnago Pedals' periodic month long training sessions. (It was a
    nearly two year process of discovery from his being 'that older guy
    people tend not to argue with' to 'executive coach of the women's
    national track team'😉

    Which resulted in my being introduced to the first edition of the Tour
    of Hainan.

    Which resulted in my being introduced to the Tour of Qinghai Lake.

    Which was one of the many causes of my being on the organizing
    committee of the second Tour of Hainan.

    Which is how I was introduced to the Provincial Sports Academy.

    Which is why I agreed to make a phone call to Florida for the Tornado-
    class Olympic racing catamaran team. And translate a few emails. As
    a favor.

    Which is why I got a ten day contract with the Chinese Yachting
    Association when the coach from Florida came. A very very expensive
    ten day contract.

    Which is one of many (many) reasons why I think I'm going to be here
    for a very long time.

    Quoted message said:

    Just to be fair, I was born in Texas, and live in Southern California.
    I'm soon to be 64 years of age, and I'm riding more than I ever have
    (18,800 km so far in 2007). I've lost about 10 kg this year, and I'm
    riding faster and climbing better than I have for a long, long time.

    I logged 13,000km in my first year riding. I was on track until I
    moved to Sanya in May (no one to train with, thus boring) but still
    had a chance of at least making 12,000 when the TdQL happened. It's
    been all downhill since then.

    I'm embarrassed to say that I've had a beautiful custom titanium
    Habanero race frame that I home-anodized iridescent purple and
    equipped with a mix of Shimano 105 and Ultegra for two months now and
    haven't even logged 250km on it yet. Before I started working in the
    Chinese professional sports world I was doing between 250km and 350km
    a week.

    Quoted message said:

    We actually had a good rain here yesterday (I measured 2 inches with my
    rain gauge), so I didn't ride, breaking my current streak of 44 straight
    days on the bike. I also had streaks of 90 and 165 days earlier this year.
    Colin

    Since mid-July, I've gone up to 20 days at a time without riding.

    -M

  4. Marian said:


    Since mid-July, I've gone up to 20 days at a time without riding.

    Well, that can't be good for your conditioning and you probably notice
    that every ride now.

    But we all go through pressures and changes as time goes by and have
    to find time for the bike. In another couple of years I'll be retired
    and able to devote more time to riding.

  5. Quoted message said:
    Marian said:

    Since mid-July, I've gone up to 20 days at a time without riding.

    Well, that can't be good for your conditioning and you probably notice
    that every ride now.

    But we all go through pressures and changes as time goes by and have
    to find time for the bike. In another couple of years I'll be retired
    and able to devote more time to riding.

    The truly frustrating part about it all is that when I had absolutely
    nothing whatsoever to do with any professional sports of any kind I
    was fit and well on my way to becoming really fit.
    Now that I am playing a game which I like to call "collect the
    sporting associations" I am losing my condition.

    Even worse than merely losing my condition I'm now hanging out with
    uber-athletes who don't do a very good job of not laughing when
    sadistic [censored] like Coach Xing somehow manage to convince me that I
    should participate in morning exercises.

    Sit-ups are bad enough. Sit-ups in front of people who have every
    logical expectation of going to the Olympics are even worse.

    -M

  6. In article
    <[email hidden]>,

    Marian said:
    Quoted message said:
    Marian said:

    Since mid-July, I've gone up to 20 days at a time without riding.

    Well, that can't be good for your conditioning and you probably notice
    that every ride now.

    But we all go through pressures and changes as time goes by and have
    to find time for the bike. In another couple of years I'll be retired
    and able to devote more time to riding.

    The truly frustrating part about it all is that when I had absolutely
    nothing whatsoever to do with any professional sports of any kind I
    was fit and well on my way to becoming really fit.
    Now that I am playing a game which I like to call "collect the
    sporting associations" I am losing my condition.

    Even worse than merely losing my condition I'm now hanging out with
    uber-athletes who don't do a very good job of not laughing when
    sadistic [censored] like Coach Xing somehow manage to convince me that I
    should participate in morning exercises.

    Sit-ups are bad enough. Sit-ups in front of people who have every
    logical expectation of going to the Olympics are even worse.

    Do it! This is a habit you want to form, and despite what you may think,
    you are the one who has nothing to lose, since there are no expectations
    upon your shoulders.

    Moreover, nothing has been better for me in the past than training with
    athletes who were better than me. It's like an accelerated course in
    awesomeness, and even if it's sit-ups in the yard each morning, it will
    make you great fast.

    Also, a morning exercise program is cardio, and will help you maintain
    some of your on-bike fitness, as well as giving you some interestingly
    useful core strength.

    --
    Ryan Cousineau [email hidden] http://www.wiredcola.com/
    "My scenarios may give the impression I could be an excellent crook.
    Not true - I am a talented lawyer." - Sandy in rec.bicycles.racing

  7. Ryan Cousineau said:

    In article
    <[email hidden]>,

    Marian said:
    Quoted message said:

    On Dec 1, 1:37 pm, Marian <[email hidden]> wrote:

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    > Since mid-July, I've gone up to 20 days at a time without riding.

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    Well, that can't be good for your conditioning and you probably notice
    that every ride now.

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    But we all go through pressures and changes as time goes by and have
    to find time for the bike. In another couple of years I'll be retired
    and able to devote more time to riding.

    Quoted message said:

    The truly frustrating part about it all is that when I had absolutely
    nothing whatsoever to do with any professional sports of any kind I
    was fit and well on my way to becoming really fit.
    Now that I am playing a game which I like to call "collect the
    sporting associations" I am losing my condition.

    Quoted message said:

    Even worse than merely losing my condition I'm now hanging out with
    uber-athletes who don't do a very good job of not laughing when
    sadistic [censored] like Coach Xing somehow manage to convince me that I
    should participate in morning exercises.

    Quoted message said:

    Sit-ups are bad enough. Sit-ups in front of people who have every
    logical expectation of going to the Olympics are even worse.

    Do it! This is a habit you want to form, and despite what you may think,
    you are the one who has nothing to lose, since there are no expectations
    upon your shoulders.

    Does this mean I have to do sit-ups even when they aren't watching?

    Quoted message said:

    Moreover, nothing has been better for me in the past than training with
    athletes who were better than me.

    Yeah, but it's also humiliating.

    Quoted message said:

    It's like an accelerated course in
    awesomeness, and even if it's sit-ups in the yard each morning, it will
    make you great fast.

    That's how I made the leap from not coming in last to usually coming
    in first. I now know that the older guy who my friends were in the
    strange habit of not arguing with is the executive coach of the
    women's national track team. When I took his skills class in June
    2006 I thought he was perhaps a former racer or something like that.
    By the time I saw his World Cycling Center t-shirt I had already
    figured on him being a little more than that but it took a long time
    before I was completely clear on the matter.

    Quoted message said:

    Also, a morning exercise program is cardio, and will help you maintain
    some of your on-bike fitness, as well as giving you some interestingly
    useful core strength.

    I don't like sit-ups. About the only good thing about sit-ups is
    flirting with whoever is holding my ankles down.

    -M

  8. In article
    <[email hidden]>,

    Marian said:
    Ryan Cousineau said:

    In article
    <[email hidden]>,

    Marian said:

    On Dec 4, 10:45 pm, [email hidden] wrote:
    > On Dec 1, 1:37 pm, Marian <[email hidden]> wrote:

    Quoted message said:

    > > Since mid-July, I've gone up to 20 days at a time without riding.

    Quoted message said:

    > Well, that can't be good for your conditioning and you probably notice
    > that every ride now.

    Quoted message said:

    > But we all go through pressures and changes as time goes by and have
    > to find time for the bike. In another couple of years I'll be retired
    > and able to devote more time to riding.

    Quoted message said:

    The truly frustrating part about it all is that when I had absolutely
    nothing whatsoever to do with any professional sports of any kind I
    was fit and well on my way to becoming really fit.
    Now that I am playing a game which I like to call "collect the
    sporting associations" I am losing my condition.

    Quoted message said:

    Even worse than merely losing my condition I'm now hanging out with
    uber-athletes who don't do a very good job of not laughing when
    sadistic [censored] like Coach Xing somehow manage to convince me that I
    should participate in morning exercises.

    Quoted message said:

    Sit-ups are bad enough. Sit-ups in front of people who have every
    logical expectation of going to the Olympics are even worse.

    Do it! This is a habit you want to form, and despite what you may think,
    you are the one who has nothing to lose, since there are no expectations
    upon your shoulders.

    Does this mean I have to do sit-ups even when they aren't watching?

    Well...you should. 🙂

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    Moreover, nothing has been better for me in the past than training with
    athletes who were better than me.

    Yeah, but it's also humiliating.

    No! Nobody there expects anything from you. Even participating is big
    ups for the Marianator. And I promise never to call you "the Marianator"
    again. It's like being the underdog: you have nothing to lose, least of
    all their respect 🙂

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    It's like an accelerated course in
    awesomeness, and even if it's sit-ups in the yard each morning, it will
    make you great fast.

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    Also, a morning exercise program is cardio, and will help you maintain
    some of your on-bike fitness, as well as giving you some interestingly
    useful core strength.

    I don't like sit-ups. About the only good thing about sit-ups is
    flirting with whoever is holding my ankles down.

    Er, I usually use a couch. So there you go, your sit-ups are already way
    less horrible than mine.

    Its upholstery says "no no," but the cushions say "yes, yes..."

    --
    Ryan Cousineau [email hidden] http://www.wiredcola.com/
    "My scenarios may give the impression I could be an excellent crook.
    Not true - I am a talented lawyer." - Sandy in rec.bicycles.racing

  9. Ryan Cousineau said:

    In article
    <[email hidden]>,

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    > Sit-ups are bad enough. Sit-ups in front of people who have every
    > logical expectation of going to the Olympics are even worse.

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    Do it! This is a habit you want to form, and despite what you may think,
    you are the one who has nothing to lose, since there are no expectations
    upon your shoulders.

    Quoted message said:

    Does this mean I have to do sit-ups even when they aren't watching?

    Well...you should. 🙂

    B-b-but, no one is watching. And I don't wannnnnnnnnnaaaaaaaa.

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    Moreover, nothing has been better for me in the past than training with
    athletes who were better than me.

    Quoted message said:

    Yeah, but it's also humiliating.

    No! Nobody there expects anything from you. Even participating is big
    ups for the Marianator. And I promise never to call you "the Marianator"
    again. It's like being the underdog: you have nothing to lose, least of
    all their respect 🙂

    I dunno. They were laughing at me. There was definitely laughter.
    Coach Ma even said something like "see what happens when you don't
    train regularly."

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    It's like an accelerated course in
    awesomeness, and even if it's sit-ups in the yard each morning, it will
    make you great fast.
    Also, a morning exercise program is cardio, and will help you maintain
    some of your on-bike fitness, as well as giving you some interestingly
    useful core strength.

    Quoted message said:

    I don't like sit-ups. About the only good thing about sit-ups is
    flirting with whoever is holding my ankles down.

    Er, I usually use a couch. So there you go, your sit-ups are already way
    less horrible than mine.

    Its upholstery says "no no," but the cushions say "yes, yes..."

    You don't have to answer this if you don't want to but, Ryan, do you
    do sit ups while drunk?

    -M

  10. Marian said:

    You don't have to answer this if you don't want to but, Ryan, do you do
    sit ups while drunk?

    Its probably the only time he does sit ups. I mean would
    you do sit ups while hung over ?

  11. Marian said:

    You don't have to answer this if you don't want to but, Ryan, do you
    do sit ups while drunk?

    I do. But that is because I fall over so much.

  12. In article
    <[email hidden]>,

    Marian said:
    Ryan Cousineau said:

    In article
    <[email hidden]>,

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    > > Sit-ups are bad enough. Sit-ups in front of people who have every
    > > logical expectation of going to the Olympics are even worse.

    Quoted message said:

    > Do it! This is a habit you want to form, and despite what you may think,
    > you are the one who has nothing to lose, since there are no expectations
    > upon your shoulders.

    Quoted message said:

    Does this mean I have to do sit-ups even when they aren't watching?

    Well...you should. 🙂

    B-b-but, no one is watching. And I don't wannnnnnnnnnaaaaaaaa.

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    > Moreover, nothing has been better for me in the past than training with
    > athletes who were better than me.

    Quoted message said:

    Yeah, but it's also humiliating.

    No! Nobody there expects anything from you. Even participating is big
    ups for the Marianator. And I promise never to call you "the Marianator"
    again. It's like being the underdog: you have nothing to lose, least of
    all their respect 🙂

    I dunno. They were laughing at me. There was definitely laughter.
    Coach Ma even said something like "see what happens when you don't
    train regularly."

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    > It's like an accelerated course in
    > awesomeness, and even if it's sit-ups in the yard each morning, it will
    > make you great fast.
    > Also, a morning exercise program is cardio, and will help you maintain
    > some of your on-bike fitness, as well as giving you some interestingly
    > useful core strength.

    Quoted message said:

    I don't like sit-ups. About the only good thing about sit-ups is
    flirting with whoever is holding my ankles down.

    Er, I usually use a couch. So there you go, your sit-ups are already way
    less horrible than mine.

    Its upholstery says "no no," but the cushions say "yes, yes..."

    You don't have to answer this if you don't want to but, Ryan, do you
    do sit ups while drunk?

    Well, I've never tried, but (shocking admission coming) I really don't
    ever drink enough to be properly drunk: two drinks is a big night for me.

    My drinking is depressingly like my workouts: more impressive in theory
    than in practice.

    --
    Ryan Cousineau [email hidden] http://www.wiredcola.com/
    "My scenarios may give the impression I could be an excellent crook.
    Not true - I am a talented lawyer." - Sandy in rec.bicycles.racing

  13. Donald Munro said:
    Marian said:

    You don't have to answer this if you don't want to but, Ryan, do you do
    sit ups while drunk?

    Its probably the only time he does sit ups. I mean would
    you do sit ups while hung over ?

    In the spirit of embarrassing admissions, I've never been hung-over
    and have only been drunk enough to vomit twice in my life.

    So, I wouldn't know.

    -M

  14. Marian said:
    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    You don't have to answer this if you don't want to but, Ryan, do you
    do sit ups while drunk?

    Donald Munro said:
    Quoted message said:

    Its probably the only time he does sit ups. I mean would you do sit ups
    while hung over ?

    Marian said:

    In the spirit of embarrassing admissions, I've never been hung-over and
    have only been drunk enough to vomit twice in my life.

    That admission will probably earn you an automatic 2 year
    suspension from LIVEDRUNK.

  15. Marian said:

    On Dec 10, 10:34 pm, Ryan Cousineau <[email hidden]> wrote:

    I don't like sit-ups. About the only good thing about sit-ups is
    flirting with whoever is holding my ankles down.

    If the flirting goes well, the ankles get held the other way.

  16. In article <[email hidden]>,

    Donald Munro said:
    Marian said:
    Quoted message said:

    > You don't have to answer this if you don't want to but, Ryan, do you
    > do sit ups while drunk?

    Donald Munro said:
    Quoted message said:

    Its probably the only time he does sit ups. I mean would you do sit ups
    while hung over ?

    Marian said:

    In the spirit of embarrassing admissions, I've never been hung-over and
    have only been drunk enough to vomit twice in my life.

    That admission will probably earn you an automatic 2 year
    suspension from LIVEDRUNK.

    Boy is Carl about to be surprised. Do you think anyone will believe I
    have a Therapeutic Underuse Exemption?

    --
    Ryan Cousineau [email hidden] http://www.wiredcola.com/
    "My scenarios may give the impression I could be an excellent crook.
    Not true - I am a talented lawyer." - Sandy in rec.bicycles.racing

  17. In article
    <[email hidden]
    egroups.com>,

    Marian said:
    Ryan Cousineau said:

    In article
    <[email hidden]>,

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    > > Sit-ups are bad enough. Sit-ups in front of people who have every
    > > logical expectation of going to the Olympics are even worse.

    Quoted message said:

    > Do it! This is a habit you want to form, and despite what you may think,
    > you are the one who has nothing to lose, since there are no expectations
    > upon your shoulders.

    Quoted message said:

    Does this mean I have to do sit-ups even when they aren't watching?

    Well...you should. 🙂

    B-b-but, no one is watching. And I don't wannnnnnnnnnaaaaaaaa.

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    > Moreover, nothing has been better for me in the past than training with
    > athletes who were better than me.

    Quoted message said:

    Yeah, but it's also humiliating.

    No! Nobody there expects anything from you. Even participating is big
    ups for the Marianator. And I promise never to call you "the Marianator"
    again. It's like being the underdog: you have nothing to lose, least of
    all their respect 🙂

    I dunno. They were laughing at me. There was definitely laughter.
    Coach Ma even said something like "see what happens when you don't
    train regularly."

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    > It's like an accelerated course in
    > awesomeness, and even if it's sit-ups in the yard each morning, it will
    > make you great fast.
    > Also, a morning exercise program is cardio, and will help you maintain
    > some of your on-bike fitness, as well as giving you some interestingly
    > useful core strength.

    Quoted message said:

    I don't like sit-ups. About the only good thing about sit-ups is
    flirting with whoever is holding my ankles down.

    Er, I usually use a couch. So there you go, your sit-ups are already way
    less horrible than mine.

    Its upholstery says "no no," but the cushions say "yes, yes..."

    You don't have to answer this if you don't want to but, Ryan, do you
    do sit ups while drunk?

    But seriously, do half sit-ups. Leave your lumbar vertebrae
    on the deck. Equal benefit, no risk of back strain.
    The reason to have good muscle tone in the abdomen is
    to maintain good posture. Good posture reduces or eliminates
    chronic back strain, and gives the internal organs room to
    work. My bible is _Exercise_Without_Exercise by S. Arthur Devan.
    My motto is "Vos volo mihi efficio quis?"

    --
    Michael Press

  18. In article
    <[email hidden]
    egroups.com>,

    Marian said:
    Donald Munro said:
    Marian said:

    You don't have to answer this if you don't want to but, Ryan, do you do
    sit ups while drunk?

    Its probably the only time he does sit ups. I mean would
    you do sit ups while hung over ?

    In the spirit of embarrassing admissions, I've never been hung-over
    and have only been drunk enough to vomit twice in my life.

    So, I wouldn't know.

    I will pretend that I did not hear that.
    And watch yourself from now on.

    --
    Michael Press
    Chief LIVEDRUNK Qualification Officer

  19. SLAVE of THE STATE said:
    Marian said:

    On Dec 10, 10:34 pm, Ryan Cousineau <[email hidden]> wrote:

    Quoted message said:

    I don't like sit-ups. About the only good thing about sit-ups is
    flirting with whoever is holding my ankles down.

    If the flirting goes well, the ankles get held the other way.

    Yeah but while having someone hold my ankles up is a great deal of fun
    (or at least what goes along with having ankles held up) it doesn't
    really help with abdominal muscle tone.

    (On the other hand no Olympic athletes to watch and laugh...)

    -M

  20. Michael Press said:

    In article
    <[email hidden]
    egroups.com>,

    Marian said:
    Donald Munro said:

    Marian wrote:
    > You don't have to answer this if you don't want to but, Ryan, do you do
    > sit ups while drunk?

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    Its probably the only time he does sit ups. I mean would
    you do sit ups while hung over ?

    Quoted message said:

    In the spirit of embarrassing admissions, I've never been hung-over
    and have only been drunk enough to vomit twice in my life.

    Quoted message said:

    So, I wouldn't know.

    I will pretend that I did not hear that.
    And watch yourself from now on.

    But I vomited twice when I was working with the Tornado team.... !

    -M

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