very, very OT

On Tue, 27 Apr 2004 19:08:25 -0600, "Janet Bostwick"
<[email hidden]> arranged random neurons, so they looked like
this:

Quoted message said:

Have you guys seen this?

pages.ebay.compages.ebay.comOpen ↗

type 4146756343 in the search box

OMG, that is absolutely hilarious. I think the tats make
the dress ;->

Terry "Squeaks" Pulliam Burd AAC(F)BV66.0748.CA

"If the soup had been as hot as the claret, if the claret
had been as old as the bird, and if the bird's breasts had
been as full as the waitress', it would have been a very
good dinner." Anonymous.

To reply, remove replace "shcox" with "cox"

Terry Pulliam Burd said:

OMG, that is absolutely hilarious. I think the tats make
the dress ;->

104 bidders can't be wrong! It's a shame the T-shirt isn't
part of the ensemble.

Quoted message said:

Terry Pulliam Burd said:

OMG, that is absolutely hilarious. I think the tats make
the dress ;->

Terry "Squeaks" Pulliam Burd

God I love good writing and laughing right out loud. Last
good web site that had me laughing so was that Regrettable
Food site. This guy doesn't realize how we can overlook a
lot of shortfalls when you have the ability to keep a girl
laughing. That's why he's getting all those marriage
proposals. Goomba

"Pennyaline" <[email hidden]> wrote in
message "]news:[email hidden]...

Quoted message said:

Terry Pulliam Burd said:

OMG, that is absolutely hilarious. I think the tats make
the dress ;->

104 bidders can't be wrong! It's a shame the T-shirt isn't
part of the ensemble.

Currently 120 bidders at $1338.13. That ought to buy some
tickets and beer. Janet

in article [email hidden], Janet Bostwick at
[email hidden] wrote on 4/27/04 10:15 PM:

Quoted message said:

"Pennyaline"
<[email hidden]> wrote in
message "]news:[email hidden]...

Quoted message said:

Terry Pulliam Burd said:

OMG, that is absolutely hilarious. I think the tats make
the dress ;->

104 bidders can't be wrong! It's a shame the T-shirt
isn't part of the ensemble.

Currently 120 bidders at $1338.13. That ought to buy some
tickets and beer. Janet

He actually got his money back and made a profit! That
was the funniest thing I ever saw on ebay! And over a
million hits!!!

If he hadn't have written so much, I don't think it would
have gotten as much. The pix were funny but the narrative
really, really makes it!

in article [email hidden], Goomba38 at [email hidden]
wrote on 4/27/04 10:15 PM:

Quoted message said:

God I love good writing and laughing right out loud. Last
good web site that had me laughing so was that Regrettable
Food site. This guy doesn't realize how we can overlook a
lot of shortfalls when you have the ability to keep a girl
laughing. That's why he's getting all those marriage
proposals. Goomba

Ain't that the truth!!!! Make me laugh, I'm yours! There's
only one thing I know that feels better than really hearty
laughter, the kind that starts in your toes and makes you
scream out loud. Actually...."that one thing" makes you
scream out loud, too! (if it's done right) :-)

Sheryl Rosen said:

Make me laugh, I'm yours!

Is that a threat or a promise? :-)

--
John Gaughan johngaughan.netjohngaughan.netOpen ↗
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Janet Bostwick <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

Currently 120 bidders at $1338.13.

[snip]

As of 4/27/04 at 8:35pm, there were 263 bidders bringing in
a fictitious amount. Too bad some kids found it and got
into a bidding war. I wish there was a way of snagging
their IP/dns and giving the winning parents the bill for
the new dress.

The Ranger

Sheryl Rosen said:

There's only one thing I know that feels better than
really hearty

laughter,

Quoted message said:

the kind that starts in your toes and makes you scream out
loud. Actually...."that one thing" makes you scream out
loud, too! (if it's done right) :-)

Childbirth...???

--
Best Greg

In article <[email hidden]>, "Janet Bostwick"

Quoted message said:

Have you guys seen this?

pages.ebay.compages.ebay.comOpen ↗

type 4146756343 in the search box

Janet

Or just go here:

<cgi.ebay.comeBayISAPI.dllOpen ↗
146756343>

Heard about it on this morning's news. When I looked, it had
had 1, 922, 837 hits!! I wanna meet the guy -- he's a
scream! Thanks for the laugh, Janet.
--
-Barb, <www.jamlady.eboard.com> updated 3-29-04.

In article <[email hidden]>, Terry Pulliam

Burd said:

On Tue, 27 Apr 2004 19:08:25 -0600, "Janet Bostwick"
<[email hidden]> arranged random neurons, so they
looked like this:

Quoted message said:

Have you guys seen this?

pages.ebay.compages.ebay.comOpen ↗

type 4146756343 in the search box

OMG, that is absolutely hilarious. I think the tats make
the dress ;->

Terry "Squeaks" Pulliam Burd AAC(F)BV66.0748.CA

Tats? Tats? Did somebody say tats? I'm thinking about
another one. This one will show more readily than my other
two and my tat-supplier is trying to discourage me. I'm
thinking, I'm thinking.
--
-Barb, <www.jamlady.eboard.com> updated 3-29-04.

In article <[email hidden]>, "Janet Bostwick"

Quoted message said:

"Pennyaline"
<[email hidden]> wrote in
message "]news:[email hidden]...

Quoted message said:

Terry Pulliam Burd said:

OMG, that is absolutely hilarious. I think the tats
make the dress ;->

104 bidders can't be wrong! It's a shame the T-shirt
isn't part of the ensemble.

Currently 120 bidders at $1338.13. That ought to buy some
tickets and beer. Janet

Somebody's jerking him around -- it was up to $17,100 when I
just looked.
--
-Barb, <www.jamlady.eboard.com> updated 3-29-04.

In article <barbschaller-
[email hidden]>,
[email hidden] says...

Quoted message said:

In article <[email hidden]>, "Janet

Bostwick said:

"Pennyaline"
<[email hidden]> wrote
in message "]news:[email hidden]...

Quoted message said:

"Terry Pulliam Burd" wrote:
> OMG, that is absolutely hilarious. I think the tats
> make the dress ;->

104 bidders can't be wrong! It's a shame the T-shirt
isn't part of the ensemble.

Currently 120 bidders at $1338.13. That ought to buy
some tickets and beer. Janet

Somebody's jerking him around -- it was up to $17,100 when
I just looked.

They must have eliminated some of the 'joke' bids. Last
night, it was up to over $99,000,000. He's got a note on the
listing now that you have to be pre-approved in order to
bid. Obviously the kiddies found the listing and were having
way too much fun.
--
Donna A pessimist believes all women are bad. An optimist
hopes they are.

In article <[email hidden]>,

(PENMART01) said:

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Melba's Jammin'

Tats? Tats? Did somebody say tats? I'm thinking about
another one. This one will show more readily than my
other two and my tat-supplier is trying to discourage me.
I'm thinking, I'm thinking.

Sheesh... purty soon you'll be known as Minnesotta Tats!

ROFL!!!
--
-Barb, <www.jamlady.eboard.com> updated 3-29-04.

Melba's Jammin said:

Tats? Tats? Did somebody say tats? I'm thinking about
another one. This one will show more readily than my other
two and my tat-supplier is trying to discourage me. I'm
thinking, I'm thinking.

Eh? Another tattoo? Whatever the hell for? Due to your
extraordinary, almost pathological shyness, you never
display the one you already have, the famous purple beetroot
on your left buttock, so why another one? When I asked to
see the beetroot, you first attempted to divert my attention
by trying to get me to look at some discolouration on your
teeth and when it didn't work, you just bashfully refused.
"Bite me", you said, coyly.

ObBeetroots: Here is a great recipe from _The Lutèce
Cookbook_ by André Soltner, which, he says, is an old
Normandy dish.

Bubba

Betteraves sautées à la crème
Sautéed beets in cream

Serves 6

2 pounds red beets salt 1 tablespoon vinegar 4 tablespoons
(1/2 stick) unsalted butter pepper, fresh ground 3 garlic
cloves, peeled, green germs removed, and chopped fine 2
tablespoons chopped chives, or chopped parsley
3/4 cup heavy cream

4. Wash the beets. Put them in pot a cover them with water.
(The pot should not be full. There should be at least 1
inch between the surface of the water and the top of the
pot.) Add 1/2 tablespoon of salt and the vinegar. Bring
to the boil, cover, and cook at a slow boil until tender
- about 1 to 1 1/2 hours. The beets are ready when a
knife goes into them easily.

5. Set the pot aside and let the beets cool in the water.
It is best not to refrigerate them.

6. Remove the skins, and pull of the roots and stems of
the beets with your fingers. Cut the beets into 1/8-
inch slices.

7. In a skillet, heat the butter. Add the beets. Add salt
and pepper to taste. Sauté for 8 minutes. Add the garlic
and sauté for 2 minutes more.

8. Add 1 tablespoon of the chives (or parsley) and the
cream. Bring to the boil, and simmer for a few minutes.
Put the beets on a plate, and sprinkle them with the
remaining chives (or parsley). Serve hot.

In article <[email hidden]>,

(Victor Sack) said:

Melba's Jammin said:

Tats? Tats? Did somebody say tats? I'm thinking about
another one. This one will show more readily than my
other two and my tat-supplier is trying to discourage
me. I'm thinking, I'm thinking.

Eh? Another tattoo? Whatever the hell for?

Mostly because I think they're very cool. Uncommon. Lord
knows I need all I can garner to distinguish myself. :-)

Quoted message said:

Due to your extraordinary, almost pathological shyness, you
never display the one you already have, the famous purple
beetroot on your left buttock, so why another one? When I
asked to see the beetroot, you first attempted to divert my
attention by trying to get me to look at some
discolouration on your teeth and when it didn't work, you
just bashfully refused. "Bite me", you said, coyly.

Quoted message said:

ObBeetroots: Here is a great recipe from _The Lutèce
Cookbook_ by André Soltner, which, he says, is an old
Normandy dish.

Bubba

Betteraves sautées à la crème
Sautéed beets in cream

Yet another disgusting recipe from Bubba Victor deleted.

You had it right the first time, Bubba. Bite me. Or was
it, "Kiss my
. . . ." "-)
--
-Barb, <www.jamlady.eboard.com> updated 3-29-04.

Sheryl Rosen said:

in article [email hidden], Janet
Bostwick at [email hidden] wrote on 4/27/04 10:15 PM:

Quoted message said:

"Pennyaline"
<[email hidden]> wrote
in message "]news:[email hidden]...

Quoted message said:

"Terry Pulliam Burd" wrote:
> OMG, that is absolutely hilarious. I think the tats
> make the dress ;->

104 bidders can't be wrong! It's a shame the T-shirt
isn't part of the ensemble.

Currently 120 bidders at $1338.13. That ought to buy some
tickets and beer. Janet

He actually got his money back and made a profit! That
was the funniest thing I ever saw on ebay! And over a
million hits!!!

If he hadn't have written so much, I don't think it would
have gotten as much. The pix were funny but the narrative
really, really makes it!

The auction ended, but I had to write to the guy:

"I just have to tell you, this is the most hilarious thing
I've seen on eBay... well, perhaps next to the photo of the
silver teapot which showed the photographer reflected in the
nude. They yanked that one (pardon the pun) pronto and small
wonder. I mean, really small wonder!"

Jill

Janet Bostwick said:

Have you guys seen this?

Quoted message said:

pages.ebay.compages.ebay.comOpen ↗

This auction even made the local news here yesterday
(Tuesday). The news report said the wedding dress has
been sold.

Goomba38 <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:<[email hidden]>...

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Terry Pulliam Burd said:

OMG, that is absolutely hilarious. I think the tats
make the dress ;->

Terry "Squeaks" Pulliam Burd

God I love good writing and laughing right out loud. Last
good web site that had me laughing so was that Regrettable
Food site. This guy doesn't realize how we can overlook a
lot of shortfalls when you have the ability to keep a girl
laughing. That's why he's getting all those marriage
proposals. Goomba

You gotta be kiddin'. This guy's a real triple threat: fat,
stupid and can't write.