Quoted message said:One evening a grandson was talking to his grandmother about
current events. The grandson asked his grandmother what she
thought about the shootings at schools, the computer age,
and just things in general.
This thing is probably best seen in the light of what seems
to be its history. My father remembers seeing an earlier,
simple version of this in the late 60s or early 70s without
the Grandma-Grandson set-up. (It was set up as a riddle,
with the title "How Old Am I?".)
My older brother says he saw a version of it in the mid 90s
(just after the rash of school shootings) with the set-up.
Given this context, and assuming the general age of
"Grandma" was around sixty ten years ago, many of the
chronological discrepancies aren't so egregious. (The rose-
colored tunnel-vision remains, however.) It also helps
explain the somewhat rambling nature of her discourse. (The
Tommy Dorsey suicide line was probably added around 1985.)
(By the way, notice that "Grandma" doesn't answer the boy's
question. This is probably because the framing device of the
conversation was tacked on later.)
Quoted message said:The Grandma replied, " Well, let me think a minute, I was
born, before television, penicillin, polio shots, frozen
foods, Xerox, contact lenses, Frisbees and the pill.
Commercial availability of TV - 1939; penicillin - 1941;
frozen foods
- 1930; Xerox - 1906 (xerography - 1949); contact lenses -
1900 (invented 1880); the Pill (1960).
Quoted message said:There were no credit cards, laser beams or ball-point
pens. Man had not invented pantyhose, air conditioners,
dishwashers, clothes dryers, and the clothes were hung
out to dry in the fresh air and man had yet to walk on
the moon.
The term "credit card" existed in 1890 and there were brass
credit tokens in 1910, but revolving credit via card started
in 1951; ball point pens were invented in 1938 and had
become ubiquitous by 1960; practical a/c, electric
dishwashers and dryers were invented in 1909, 1893 and 1915,
respectively.
Quoted message said:Your Grandfather and I got married first and then lived
together. Every family had a father and a mother. Until I
was 25, I called every man older than I, "Sir"- - and after
I turned 25, I still called policemen and every man with a
title, "Sir."
Quoted message said:We were before gay-rights, computer-dating, dual careers,
daycare centers, and group therapy.
This line was likely added in the early 90s. (Except for the
rich, dual-career households were the majority until the
late 40s. First daycare center: Buffalo, NY - 1900; first
practitioner of group therapy: T. Burrow in 1925 [but the
practice developed extensively treating WWII vets].)
Quoted message said:Our lives were governed by the Ten Commandments, good
judgment, and common sense. We were taught to know the
difference between right and wrong, and to stand up and
take responsibility for our actions. Serving your country
was a privilege; living in this country was a bigger
privilege.
Enough has been pointed out about the rosy-vision used here.
Quoted message said:We thought fast food was what people ate during Lent.
Having a meaningful relationship meant getting along with
your cousins. Draft dodgers were people who closed their
front doors when the evening breeze started.
These three seem to be added on, due to the change in the
structure of the sentences and the playfulness of the words.
(I must admit to liking the middle one.)
Quoted message said:Time-sharing! Meant time the family spent together in the
evenings and weekends -- not purchasing condominiums.
Another 1985-1995 addition.
Quoted message said:We never heard of FM radios, tape decks, CDs, electric
typewriters, yogurt, or guys wearing earrings.
FM was active in major cities by 1942. Plain yogurt was
available in them between the turn of the century and about
1930. The electric typewriter was invented in 1902.
Quoted message said:We listened to the Big Bands, Jack Benny, and the
President's speeches on our radios.
This puts "Grandma"'s childhood pretty squarely in the
1940s. The Big Band sound was pretty much over as a radio
mainstay by 1950, as was Benny (although he continued to do
his radio show until 1955, his focus on radio was over by
'52). The "President" most known for his radio addresses was
FDR, who died on April 12, 1945.
Quoted message said:And I don't ever remember any kid blowing his brains out
from listening to Tommy Dorsey.
Again, a later addition.
Quoted message said:If you saw anything with 'Made in Japan' on it, it was
junk. The term 'making out' referred to how you did on your
school exam.
This would be true for a high-schooler in the early-40s or
before. By the fifties, it was common slang for kissing.
Quoted message said:Pizza Hut, McDonald's, and instant coffee were unheard of.
Come on-- instant coffee was commercially available in 1916.
Quoted message said:We had 5 &10-cent store where you could actually buy things
for 5 and 10 cents. Ice-cream cones, phone calls, rides on
a streetcar, and a Pepsi were all a nickel.
National City Lines had a judgment placed against them in
1949 for effectively destroying the nation's major streetcar
lines. The price of a streetcar was generally higher than a
nickel by 1935. The Bell system converted their nickel
payphones to dime machines between 1951-1961.
Quoted message said:If you wanted to splurge, you could spend your nickel on
enough stamps to mail one letter and two postcards. You
could buy a new Chevy Coupe for $600 but who could afford
one? Too bad, because gas was 11 cents a gallon. In my day,
"grass" was mowed, "coke" was a cold drink, "pot" was
something your mother cooked in, and "rock music" was your
grandmother's lullaby.
Ah, the vagaries of slang. The next section was added
probably around 1990. (However, "coke" was slang for cocaine
as early as 1915 and was also a term for a coal byproduct,
and "pot" had a number of slang meanings ranging from "girl"
to "carbeurator" to "toilet" to "dial" to "poker winnings
for a particular hand".)
Quoted message said:"Aids" were helpers in the Principal's office, "chip" meant
a piece of wood, "hardware" was found in a hardware store,
and "software" wasn't even a word.
"Aides" would be helpers, "chip" is another poker term.
From what I understand, the term "software" was invented in
1960 or so.
Quoted message said:And we were the last generation to actually believe that a
lady needed a husband to have a baby. No wonder people call
us"old and confused" and say there is a generation gap.....
and how old do you think I am ???.....
Well, for everything "Grandma" said to be literally true,
in 2004 the old girl would have to be 102 (to be born
before the invention of the electric dishwasher). For it to
be generally true in terms of a typical whitebread
middleclass life and based on other clues, she would
probably have been born between 1925 and 1935: call it
1930, which would make her 74. (Which might explain why she
doesn't mention the Depression, having only been a small
child during the worst of
it.) I can't imagine anyone born after 1940 who would
espouse this drivel, or forget to mention the great
positive social changes started during WWII which
expanded through the 50's, 60s and 70s.
In its original @ 1970 form, the "How old am I?" person
would have been in his or her 40s (if one wasn't too much of
a stickler for precise detail), which would have been a
shocker for an average teenager who read it at that time.