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  1. http://www.cyclingnews.com/photos/2007/dec07/UScrossnats07/index.php?id=/photos/2007/dec07/UScrossnats07/UScrossnats071/CYX-KNC107

  2. John Forrest Tomlinson said:

    http://www.cyclingnews.com/photos/2007/dec07/UScrossnats07/index.php?id=/photos/2007/dec07/UScrossnats07/UScrossnats071/CYX-KNC107

    The photo is completely ruined by the U-boat 29 commander in the church
    socks and cruiser shorts. It's a good thing he's wearing limo-tint
    sunglasses on an overcast day too.

    I bet you at least 70% of those Vaseline users in that photo imagine
    they're Andy Hampster going over the Gavia Pass.

    This photo belongs in the Mapplethorpe gallery.

    Magilla

  3. "John Forrest Tomlinson" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    http://www.cyclingnews.com/photos/2007/dec07/UScrossnats07/index.php?id=/photos/2007/dec07/UScrossnats07/UScrossnats071/CYX-KNC107

    It isn't a cool picture unless John Forrest Tomlinson says it's a cool
    picture. Oh wait.

    --
    JF

    "Nothing gives one person so much advantage over another as to remain always
    cool and unruffled under all circumstances. "
    - Thomas Jefferson

  4. ...I agree. Cool picture, thanks for sharing.

    Best Regards - Mike Baldwin

  5. Michael Baldwin said:

    ..I agree. Cool picture, thanks for sharing.

    Best Regards - Mike Baldwin

    Pull your pants up and put your fleshlight away. That's not how we talk
    in here, Miss Manners.

    The sign says "No cruising."

    Magilla

  6. In article <[email hidden]>,

    John Forrest Tomlinson said:

    <http://www.cyclingnews.com/photos/2007/dec07/UScrossnats07/index.php?id=/photos/2007/dec07/UScrossnats07/UScrossnats071/CYX-KNC107>

    I would merely like to note that those are the most ridiculously huge
    shoulder numbers I have ever seen. If those are necessary, I wonder if
    the UCI shouldn't just give up and make CXers use MTB-style front number
    plates.

    This field was so awesome that you may please note this 14-year old who
    led the race for a few laps:

    <http://www.cyclingnews.com/photos/2007/dec07/UScrossnats07/index.php?id=
    /photos/2007/dec07/UScrossnats07/UScrossnats071/CYX-KNC893>

    Not that I should talk so much, what with the finishing 30th-ish in
    local B CX races.

    --
    Ryan Cousineau [email hidden] http://www.wiredcola.com/
    "My scenarios may give the impression I could be an excellent crook.
    Not true - I am a talented lawyer." - Sandy in rec.bicycles.racing

  7. Ryan Cousineau said:

    please note this 14-year old

    Did you mean: a mear 14 years-old?
    http://snurl.com/mear14

  8. On Fri, 14 Dec 2007 10:20:11 GMT, Ryan Cousineau <[email hidden]>

    Quoted message said:

    This field was so awesome that you may please note this 14-year old who
    led the race for a few laps:

    <http://www.cyclingnews.com/photos/2007/dec07/UScrossnats07/index.php?id=
    /photos/2007/dec07/UScrossnats07/UScrossnats071/CYX-KNC893>

    That's cool too.

  9. Jim F said:

    "John Forrest Tomlinson" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    http://www.cyclingnews.com/photos/2007/dec07/UScrossnats07/index.php?id=/phot
    os/2007/dec07/UScrossnats07/UScrossnats071/CYX-KNC107

    It isn't a cool picture unless John Forrest Tomlinson says it's a cool
    picture. Oh wait.

    That's nothing:

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/14651805@N02/sets/72157603353072105/

    Race 9 in the Utah Cyclocross Series ...

    --
    Steven L. Sheffield
    stevens at veloworks dot com
    bellum pax est libertas servitus est ignoratio vis est
    ess ay ell tea ell ay kay ee sea eye tee why you ti ay aitch
    aitch tee tea pea colon [for word] slash [four ward] slash double-you
    double-yew double-ewe dot flahute dot com [foreword] slash

  10. MagillaGorilla said:

    I bet you at least 70% of those Vaseline users in that photo imagine
    they're Andy Hampster going over the Gavia Pass.

    Don't you mean Breukink?

    Bob Schwartz

  11. Bob Schwartz said:
    MagillaGorilla said:

    I bet you at least 70% of those Vaseline users in that photo imagine
    they're Andy Hampster going over the Gavia Pass.

    Don't you mean Breukink?

    I think he does!!!11!1!

  12. "Bob Schwartz" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:
    MagillaGorilla said:

    I bet you at least 70% of those Vaseline users in that photo imagine
    they're Andy Hampster going over the Gavia Pass.

    Don't you mean Breukink?

    Sure, winning a stage is WAY more important than winning the Giro.

  13. Ted van de Weteringe said:
    Bob Schwartz said:
    MagillaGorilla said:

    I bet you at least 70% of those Vaseline users in that photo imagine
    they're Andy Hampster going over the Gavia Pass.


    Don't you mean Breukink?

    I think he does!!!11!1!

    Sorry. Didn't mean to make you have to clean your
    monitor.

    Bob Schwartz

  14. Bob Schwartz said:
    MagillaGorilla said:

    I bet you at least 70% of those Vaseline users in that photo imagine
    they're Andy Hampster going over the Gavia Pass.

    Don't you mean Breukink?

    Bob Schwartz

    I'm not sure I get that one. Does it have something to do with the fact
    that Breukink was doped to the gills when he beat Atle Kvasvol at the
    Tour DuPont?

    Magilla

  15. MagillaGorilla said:
    Bob Schwartz said:
    MagillaGorilla said:

    I bet you at least 70% of those Vaseline users in that photo imagine
    they're Andy Hampster going over the Gavia Pass.

    Don't you mean Breukink?

    I'm not sure I get that one. Does it have something to do with the fact
    that Breukink was doped to the gills when he beat Atle Kvasvol at the
    Tour DuPont?

    Erik Van Der Breukink won the Gavia stage!!!11!1! Johan van de Velde was
    first on the col!! But he did the descent in the back of a campervan!!
    And then popped out around a corner and rode the last 100 m home!! By
    then, Breukink had long won the stage!! So Hampsten LOST!! Mandy
    Hempstoned is a LOSER, Erik Van Der Breukink is a HERO!!

  16. In article <[email hidden]>,

    Ted van de Weteringe said:
    Ryan Cousineau said:

    please note this 14-year old

    Did you mean: a mear 14 years-old?
    http://snurl.com/mear14

    Oh heavens do they need that Jones guy back. Even the blimp-pilot would
    have caught that one!

    --
    Ryan Cousineau [email hidden] http://www.wiredcola.com/
    "My scenarios may give the impression I could be an excellent crook.
    Not true - I am a talented lawyer." - Sandy in rec.bicycles.racing

  17. In article <[email hidden]>,

    Steven L. Sheffield said:
    Jim F said:

    "John Forrest Tomlinson" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    <http://www.cyclingnews.com/photos/2007/dec07/UScrossnats07/index.php?id=/photos/2007/dec07/UScrossnats07/UScrossnats071/CYX-KNC107>

    It isn't a cool picture unless John Forrest Tomlinson says it's a cool
    picture. Oh wait.

    That's nothing:

    <http://www.flickr.com/photos/14651805@N02/sets/72157603353072105/>

    Race 9 in the Utah Cyclocross Series ...

    Steven is of course referring to this photoset because, harking back to
    my snarks about the US Nats shoulder numbers, these guys actually are
    using MTB-style front-mounted number plates.

    But I also noticed there appears to be some light snow falling, though
    the course itself is clear of snow.

    Hopefully JT will be along to tell us if the photos are cool,

    --
    Ryan Cousineau [email hidden] http://www.wiredcola.com/
    "My scenarios may give the impression I could be an excellent crook.
    Not true - I am a talented lawyer." - Sandy in rec.bicycles.racing

  18. Ted van de Weteringe said:

    Erik Van Der Breukink won the Gavia stage!!!11!1! Johan van de Velde was
    first on the col!! But he did the descent in the back of a campervan!! And
    then popped out around a corner and rode the last 100 m home!! By then,
    Breukink had long won the stage!! So Hampsten LOST!! Mandy Hempstoned is a
    LOSER, Erik Van Der Breukink is a HERO!!

    An illustration of the difference between pseudonymous
    and anonymous.

  19. Ted van de Weteringe said:
    MagillaGorilla said:
    Bob Schwartz said:

    MagillaGorilla wrote:

    > I bet you at least 70% of those Vaseline users in that photo imagine
    > they're Andy Hampster going over the Gavia Pass.

    Don't you mean Breukink?

    I'm not sure I get that one. Does it have something to do with the
    fact that Breukink was doped to the gills when he beat Atle Kvasvol at
    the Tour DuPont?

    Erik Van Der Breukink won the Gavia stage!!!11!1! Johan van de Velde was
    first on the col!! But he did the descent in the back of a campervan!!
    And then popped out around a corner and rode the last 100 m home!! By
    then, Breukink had long won the stage!! So Hampsten LOST!! Mandy
    Hempstoned is a LOSER, Erik Van Der Breukink is a HERO!!

    Holy bananas, you mean the gorilla has been brainwashed this whole time?
    I was just going by THAT hampster poster:

    http://pelotonjim.files.wordpress.com/2006/08/gavia-andy.jpg

    Let me read up a bit on this Gavia Pass nonsense and then my people will
    contact your people. You might get a retraction from me, but I'm gonna
    bury it on page 87 and then have Bill Staplton send you something to
    sign that says you acknowledge I was right anyway.

    Magilla

  20. Ted van de Weteringe said:
    Quoted message said:

    Did you mean: a mear 14 years-old?
    http://snurl.com/mear14

    Ryan Cousineau said:

    Oh heavens do they need that Jones guy back. Even the blimp-pilot would
    have caught that one!

    He's considering a position at Velopress.

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