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[Pontiac Aztek, super cheap]
Quoted message said:Quoted message said:Unfortunately, the sloping rear roof does wierd things to the cargo
area. And it really is the most butt-ugly thing out of Detroit in a
very long time.
Oh yeah. Full glory:
http://www.pontiac.com/aztek/gallery.jsp?brand=aztek&pagename=models_pric
es&Location=HNav
That's some pictures of the current model, which unbelievably, is not
quite as awful-looking as the original.
Quoted message said:Yep, GM has the worst designers on the planet. Top 3 ugliest motor vehicles
of the last decade, Aztek, Avalanche, and any Cadillac.
I have to disagree. The Aztek is an easy winner, but the Avalanche is
not even in the same category (I find its looks reasonable, and the
concept clever):
http://www.chevrolet.com/avalanche/gallery.htm
And as for the Cadillacs, I understand that the "Art & Science" design
theory is not for everyone, but the newest cars from them are very, very
interesting.
The Seville, alas, is not quite as tidy as the original super-crisp
version:
http://www.cadillac.com/cadillacjsp/models/gallery.jsp?model=seville§
ion=colorExt
But the CTS is a very clever, very nice car. It looks even better in
person than in pictures:
http://www.cadillac.com/cadillacjsp/models/gallery.jsp?model=cts§ion=
colorExt#
I attribute some of this to the fact that these seem to be fairly
low-angle shots (for drama! And excitement!) which do not flatter the
car as much as more normal views. Picture #5 in the above link is more
like it.
Who is doing some really bad design? I'm still dubious about the
Chrysler 300 (nice car, clunky styling), and I think that while Ford has
done some very neat things with their retro Mustang, that plumbing their
back catalog for styling is something that can't last long.
But the single worst designer of cars available to Americans is probably
Chris Bangle. Behold the BMW Z4:
http://www.bmw.com/generic/com/en/products/automobiles/showroom/z4/z4/ind
ex.html
Note how the going-everywhere sheet metal creases cleverly conspire to
make a convertible two-seater look like complete [censored]. Compare and
contrast to the really pretty Z3 to see what the Z4 could have looked
like if BMW had done nothing at all.
Even the new 6-series isn't safe. Blandly acceptable from the front, but
its rear suffers from acute Bangleosis:
http://www.bmw.com/generic/com/en/products/automobiles/showroom/6series/c
onvertible/index.html
The 5 and 7 series sedans are much less awful, mainly because putting a
stupid-looking trunk on them isn't quite as painful, and it looks like
they let someone else style the sides. I have gotten used to the
slightly odd headlights, too.
The 3 series, especially the full-on M3 Coupe, are quite nice cars.
Oh, and the X3? It thanks the Aztek every morning for making the X3 look
normal.
ObBike: Van Dessel. What are they doing? They used to make a beautiful
curved-tube road machine that was my dream ride, and hang any weight
penalties.
Now that frame is only available on their "Super Fly" moustache-barred
city bike. With a disc brake. Their current road bikes have bland
frames: http://vandesselsports.com
So I'm back to being in love with the Cervélo Soloist and the demented
P3: http://cervelo.com/bikes/SLTeam.html
No, really I just love the old Pinarello, honest,
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Ryan Cousineau, [email hidden] http://www.sfu.ca/~rcousine/wiredcola/
President, Fabrizio Mazzoleni Fan Club