Update for Roger: My anal problems

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I think you'll be glad to know that I took your suggestion, and used a
1" reamer bit, in a 5hp hammer drill, and reamed my ass out good. Now
it's all nice and clean. Email Alric for pics in graphic detail. And
Please Dr Ro, tell me what that lump is on my right testicle?
Thanks

LOL! Now THAT was funny. So that CAN'T be Bill.

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Alric Knebel [email protected] said:

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I think you'll be glad to know that I took your suggestion, and used a
1" reamer bit, in a 5hp hammer drill, and reamed my ass out good. Now
it's all nice and clean. Email Alric for pics in graphic detail. And
Please Dr Ro, tell me what that lump is on my right testicle?
Thanks

LOL! Now THAT was funny. So that CAN'T be Bill.

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He's always funny. Perhaps his humor is to cerebrial for you?

Ted said:

Alric Knebel [email protected] said:

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I think you'll be glad to know that I took your suggestion, and used a
1" reamer bit, in a 5hp hammer drill, and reamed my ass out good. Now
it's all nice and clean. Email Alric for pics in graphic detail. And
Please Dr Ro, tell me what that lump is on my right testicle?
Thanks

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LOL! Now THAT was funny. So that CAN'T be Bill.

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He's always funny. Perhaps his humor is to cerebrial for you?

If that means Alric is stupid, you are right.

Ted said:

Alric Knebel [email protected] said:

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I think you'll be glad to know that I took your suggestion, and used a
1" reamer bit, in a 5hp hammer drill, and reamed my ass out good. Now
it's all nice and clean. Email Alric for pics in graphic detail. And
Please Dr Ro, tell me what that lump is on my right testicle?
Thanks

LOL! Now THAT was funny. So that CAN'T be Bill.

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He's always funny. Perhaps his humor is to cerebrial for you?

LOL! That was funny, too.

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Alric Knebel [email protected] said:

LOL! That was funny, too.

Go look it up.

Alric Knebel [email protected] said:

Ted said:

On Sep 25, 8:09 pm, Alric Knebel <alric@[cableone.net]> wrote:

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[email hidden] wrote:

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>I think you'll be glad to know that I took your suggestion, and used a
>1" reamer bit, in a 5hp hammer drill, and reamed my ass out good. Now
>it's all nice and clean. Email Alric for pics in graphic detail. And
>Please Dr Ro, tell me what that lump is on my right testicle?
>Thanks

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LOL! Now THAT was funny. So that CAN'T be Bill.

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He's always funny. Perhaps his humor is to cerebrial for you?

LOL! That was funny, too.

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If that was funny, just remember it's ok to be drunk at 8am, because
it's 5pm somewhere in the world right now.

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blah... blah...

Wobbot/Alric, ALL your problems would be resolved were you to secure
enjoyable, paid, employment. I'm sorry the world has treated you
harshly, but [censored] on the net only relieves the symptoms, it
doesn't effect a cure.

I suggest you pour your immense energies into voluntary work of some
sort. Sure, it's demeaning and no-one will look upon you as their
saviour, but you might do some good somewhere, which is surely better
than pissing your life away against this particular wall.

Just a thought...

roger said:

Wobbot/Alric, ALL your problems would be resolved were you to secure
enjoyable, paid, employment.

WTF is wrong with me? Suggesting I actually give up my life of leisure
to WORK? UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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I'm sorry the world has treated you
harshly, but [censored] on the net only relieves the symptoms, it
doesn't effect a cure.

And so I [censored] about my [censored]'.

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I suggest you pour your immense energies into voluntary work of some
sort.

Does masturbation count? Because give Alric a shot of my [censored], and
that guy's kept busy for weeks.

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Sure, it's demeaning and no-one will look upon you as their
saviour,

But you already do.

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but you might do some good somewhere, which is surely better
than pissing your life away against this particular wall.

What wall?

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Just a thought...

No, it reallywasn't.

roger said:

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blah... blah...

Wobbot/Alric, ALL your problems would be resolved were you to secure
enjoyable, paid, employment. I'm sorry the world has treated you
harshly, but [censored] on the net only relieves the symptoms, it
doesn't effect a cure.

I suggest you pour your immense energies into voluntary work of some
sort. Sure, it's demeaning and no-one will look upon you as their
saviour, but you might do some good somewhere, which is surely better
than pissing your life away against this particular wall.

Just a thought...

Are you going to diagnose this lump on my [censored]/balls for me, or what?

On Sep 27, 9:40 am, [email hidden] wrote:

Wobbot, I have a question for you;

What's the longest period in the last five years you've gone without
posting on a usenet group? And does your answer suggest anything to
you?

yours-in-psychotherapist-mode,

r.xx.

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Are you going to diagnose this lump on my [censored]/balls for me, or what?

Yes. It's a grade 4 testicular tumor. You are dying. Rapidly.
Make your will NOW!

roger said:

Wobbot, I have a question for you;

What's the longest period in the last five years you've gone without
posting on a usenet group?

Hmm, that depends. Do you mean willingly didn't post? Or do I include
"forced periods" like incarceration, PC crashes, or when I had no PC
access?

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And does your answer suggest anything to
you?

Yes, that you are exceedingly nosey this time around.

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yours-in-psychotherapist-mode,

r.xx.

Sincerely,
Patient "X"

roger said:

Yes. It's a grade 4 testicular tumor. You are dying. Rapidly.
Make your will NOW!

My oncologist says 6 months, how about you?

roger said:

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blah... blah...

Wobbot/Alric, ALL your problems would be resolved were you to secure
enjoyable, paid, employment. I'm sorry the world has treated you
harshly, but [censored] on the net only relieves the symptoms, it
doesn't effect a cure.

I suggest you pour your immense energies into voluntary work of some
sort. Sure, it's demeaning and no-one will look upon you as their
saviour, but you might do some good somewhere, which is surely better
than pissing your life away against this particular wall.

Just a thought...

Damn, that was boring. But you tried so hard.

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Alric Knebel [email protected] said:

roger said:

On Sep 26, 3:43 pm, [email hidden] wrote:

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blah... blah...

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Wobbot/Alric, ALL your problems would be resolved were you to secure
enjoyable, paid, employment. I'm sorry the world has treated you
harshly, but [censored] on the net only relieves the symptoms, it
doesn't effect a cure.

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I suggest you pour your immense energies into voluntary work of some
sort. Sure, it's demeaning and no-one will look upon you as their
saviour, but you might do some good somewhere, which is surely better
than pissing your life away against this particular wall.

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Just a thought...

Damn, that was boring. But you tried so hard.

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That's your que Rog, go get the dumbass.

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roger said:

On Sep 26, 3:43 pm, [email hidden] wrote:

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>blah... blah...

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Wobbot/Alric, ALL your problems would be resolved were you to secure
enjoyable, paid, employment. I'm sorry the world has treated you
harshly, but [censored] on the net only relieves the symptoms, it
doesn't effect a cure.

Quoted message said:

I suggest you pour your immense energies into voluntary work of some
sort. Sure, it's demeaning and no-one will look upon you as their
saviour, but you might do some good somewhere, which is surely better
than pissing your life away against this particular wall.

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Just a thought...

Damn, that was boring. But you tried so hard.

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That's your que Rog, go get the dumbass.

He's sitting right on your knee. Why don't you just lean forward and
whisper your advice in his tender ears? I'm sure the two of you will
make a great tag team, one taking a shot while the other ogles those
pictures of your daughter.

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Alric Knebel [email protected] said:

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On Sep 27, 6:21 pm, Alric Knebel <alric@[cableone.net]> wrote:

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roger wrote:

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>On Sep 26, 3:43 pm, [email hidden] wrote:

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>Wobbot/Alric, ALL your problems would be resolved were you to secure
>enjoyable, paid, employment. I'm sorry the world has treated you
>harshly, but [censored] on the net only relieves the symptoms, it
>doesn't effect a cure.

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>I suggest you pour your immense energies into voluntary work of some
>sort. Sure, it's demeaning and no-one will look upon you as their
>saviour, but you might do some good somewhere, which is surely better
>than pissing your life away against this particular wall.

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>Just a thought...

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Damn, that was boring. But you tried so hard.

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That's your que Rog, go get the dumbass.

He's sitting right on your knee. Why don't you just lean forward and
whisper your advice in his tender ears? I'm sure the two of you will
make a great tag team, one taking a shot while the other ogles those
pictures of your daughter.

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Actually, he is sitting on my lap, and he's bouncing up and down at
breakneck speed. Rog is a bottom (even when he's on top)..

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Actually, he is sitting on my lap, and he's bouncing up and down at
breakneck speed. Rog is a bottom (even when he's on top

Yet another one of my predicitions comes true. I said the first day I
was here that Rebbechi was gay, and now after years of denial, we have
proof.