unicycle poetry

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i'm sort of a poet... kinda a little hobby...
lesse... umm...

"The Unicycle"

Take the bike,
Chop off a wheel,
And now you've got,
Some one-wheeled appeal!

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a hykoo:

Unicycling.
really great challenging fun
but it hurts my ____

fill in the blank.

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bum?

Unicycling is really fun,
but it really hurts my bum.
When i fall over, i land on my feet,
but this last time, gravity had me beat.

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abbabibble

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Mat.
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--"It's not difficult, but it is there and has to be done"

--"[just]respond with a casual bidigital salute[!]"

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"It done killed me dead, I tell ya whot!"
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One wheel is the way to go,
It really is the best.
but when you land wrong on the seat, <--- (you know what I mean...)
You'll throw up your breakfast.

Heh heh, how true.

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Here's more, but it's not great. Just 'doodling':

Me a few minutes ago said:

My Uni Skill*z*

I ride a cool contraption,
I tell you it's great fun.
It's always great to have a way,
to show off for everyone.

I have learned to spin, to flip, to grind,
And many other tricks.
It really grabs attention,
and gets me all the chicks.

Every day and every night,
I never put it down.
People say that I'm obsessed,
And they call me a clown.

But I will not stop going,
I tell you I will not!
I will only cease to ride,
If I'm up and shot.

So go ye now, and tell your friends,
(It's best that you be keen)
That I am the best cyclist,
The world has ever seen!!!

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LOL!

that's a goodun!

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Mat.
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wonder why we would do it."

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--"It's not difficult, but it is there and has to be done"

--"[just]respond with a casual bidigital salute[!]"

--Mikefule

"It done killed me dead, I tell ya whot!"
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Look "Unicycle" up in a poetry index.

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cool, i turned that one into a rap

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took about 30 seconds...

I ride on only one wheel
my organs I cannot feel
I ride off three foot drops
and jump up one foot hops
Skate parks and urban trials
and cokering many miles
Racking myself on all the falls
gives a new meaning to "blue balls"

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Blood on your shins.
Pain in your balls.
What causes this fun?
A unicycle fall.

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people look,people stare
i think there looking at my skills or is it my hair?
as i ride around people laugh.
is it becasaue my bike was cut in half?
get over it there easy to do!
but then again then anyone could ride one...even you
wow is it cool wheni start to do trials
or even tell them that ive riden 5 miles
unicycling is my life,thats what it will always be!
its far more than an interest or just a hobby.
so cut in half a normal bike...
or even modify a simple trike
so hop on one and learn how to ride.
amaze yourself and blow others mind!!!!

the end

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wowunicycle said:

Anyone have any good unicycle poetry for a school project?

no .

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My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I.. got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window.. and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'll all be gray, but your picture on my wall
It reminds me, that it's not so bad, it's not so bad.. bad... bad
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At least you're honest.

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I really suck, but that's okay.
It's just a hobby anyway!

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I ride along the river bank
I'm not that good, in fact , I'm...

...no, we'll try something else.

As I ride, I see a duck...

Nope...

Er...

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My proper name is Michael,
I ride a unicycle
I sometimes ride it in the wood
I sometimes fall off (I'm no good)
I sometimes ride it by the lake
(But not too fast, it's got no brake)
I ride beside the river too
And post my stories, just for you.

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No, but I carry a heavy spanner.
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Big wheel keeps on turning
Carryin' me home to see my kin
Singing songs about the southland
I ride my Coker once agin (an' I think it's a sin)

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Mikefule

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