unicycle paintball!

that would be sweet

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that would be the best thing ever. Apart from quadbike paintballing.
maybe.

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did someone say pointless and stupid,
I'M IN

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Before you try uni-paintballing, just go regular paintballing to SEE HOW
MUCH IT FRICKEN' HURTS!
I've been several times and yes, it's fun.
But not when (A) You get shot in the face and end up with a mouthful of
yellow goo.
(B) Get shot in the testicles and find yourself doubled over in your
own personal world of pain for ten minutes.

If someone does try it though, don't forget to video it. 😄

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thats why you wear protective gear lol

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have you ever tried wearing a cup while unicycling.
its fine till you sit down.
but Paintballunicycling does sound like fun

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unipaintball is a blast. A painful blast🙂 anyway, try it, it's fun.
one minute you'll be riding, the next big welt and somehow your on the
ground🙂

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vuniw said:

its like doing drugs except healthier

dan de man said:

this game is worse that playing Rock Paper Sissors on an internet forum

tugboat said:

Hopping over a 7 set rail... I made it over and and cleared the set, but
the impact apparently wasn't good for the wheel...

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torkerdx said:

have you ever tried wearing a cup while unicycling.
its fine till you sit down.
but Paintballunicycling does sound like fun

yea that'd be impossible..but the front of the seat would probably be
enough to protect that area

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sounds stupid crotch pain + welts =bad

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Paintballing hardly hurts, and riding a unicycle, it'd be almost
impossible to get shot in the balls.

Cool idea, though, I wanna try it.

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I tried it briefly, it only consisted me and one other person(without a
uni). I wear a cup for paintballing, and i had a little trouble sitting
on the uni, so i just stood up. Then i got shot and realized that this
was more trouble than it was worth. But it looked cool.

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keeping your balance might be a little tricky :p cause u have to
constantly pivot around every direction

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wow! now that sounds like fun!

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Chexjc said:

thats why you wear protective gear lol

Oh, I had protective gear on.
Well, a facemask anyway.
But even with a facemask, the paint still gets through the
mouth-holes.
Lovely yellow teeth for the rest of the evening! 😄

And pump-actions would be more difficult than semi-autos.

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games would last 5 secs u cant move anywhere with out getin hit

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Bear said:

I am Bear. I can ride a unicycle. How are you dooing?

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Into the blue said:

...You get shot in the face and end up with a mouthful of yellow goo.

I've played paintball once, and that pretty much describes how I got
eliminated in my first game. Ball hit the edge of my mask! But it was a
lot of fun.

I think the only way for paintball on unicycles to work is if all
players agree to stay on the unicycles. No shooting allowed if off the
unicycle. Since much of paintball is hiding, you have to equalize your
disadvantage, namely being standing up taller than normal. It should
make for much quicker games!

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It seems like most of the reasons that this would be a stupid idea have
been covered in the previous posts. Being a sitting duck on top of a
unicycle is contrary to all the strategies of paintball. If you need
one more thought, think of the fall you are in for if you do get shot in
the balls and end up curled up on the ground in a heap. Double ouch.

Brad T said:

It seems like most of the reasons that this would be a stupid idea have
been covered in the previous posts. Being a sitting duck on top of a
unicycle is contrary to all the strategies of paintball. If you need
one more thought, think of the fall you are in for if you do get shot
in
the balls and end up curled up on the ground in a heap. Double ouch.

get some big barriers to hide behind!

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in normal paintball youre trying to duck behind and between obstacles to
protect yourself from others. on a unicycle you cant stop moving, so it
would be wicked hard.
but then again, if youre just in some woods with trees all over, it
could be fun. and the uni would look REALLY cool after. i say do it.
make a vid.

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i just trued my toaster

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