Uni-Pedal-Demon (AKA: UPD)
A middling demon, not a high Demon nor a low demon (imp of the
perverse), this demon has one of anything – one eye, one nostril, one
leg, one arm, one tusk, one arm, one leg, one finger and one toe (you
might think he has two tentacles, but they have bones, so they’re
tentacly not technicals :p and one, most definitely, has a palm and a
finger – you know which finger it is. :eek🙂
This demon is particularly angry, 😠 as he feels that he should be
the demon in charge of all uni-wheeled vehicles, but as he has only one
buttock so he can’t sit on a unicycle seat and therefore can’t master a
unicycle (although, if he could he’d obviously be good at one-footed
seat-out and hopping!). His singular anger (could he have any other
kind?) is the reason there are unexplained UPDs (please note his alias
{and you thought it meant unplanned dismount - so gullible}): he waits
until after a unicyclist has cleared, with no problems at all, a
particularly difficult section and then reaches up and grabs – just for
an instant, mind you – the tire (he's -never- tyred :rolleyes🙂 which,
of course, causes the rider to curse the UPD.😠
Thus is explain-ed those UPDs on perfectly flat, smooth places with
nary a stick or stone around.🙄
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brian.slater
Brian C. Slater
AKA: Snoopy
Ok, I am now officially in my normal state of -advanced- confusion.
Don't try to confuse me, it won't make any difference. If you try not
to confuse me, that will confuse me.
"To not decide is to decide" - undecided
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