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  1. We finally have it thanks to CyclingNews publishing Ullrich's starting
    weights in his first race of each year, 1997-2005.
    His ideal weight is 72kg. At the beginning of 2005 Ullrich tipped the
    scales at 79kg for a gain of 7kg.

    Only one person hit the weight gain exactly--Ewoud Dronkert. Get in touch
    with me at [email hidden]

  2. B. Lafferty said:

    Only one person hit the weight gain exactly--Ewoud Dronkert. Get in touch
    with me at [email hidden]

    I did what?! Damn, I had to look that up in the archives. Hey, you know
    I'm in Holland, that's a bit out of the way to be mailing king-size cakes
    to. I'll donate my winnings to the winner of the next contest: who will
    win the 2006 Tour de France? Number of confirmed positives as a decider. I
    take Ullrich and 1.5 (the other guy had a prescription, as it turned out).

    Cheers.

    --
    E. Dronkert

  3. "Ewoud Dronkert" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:
    B. Lafferty said:

    Only one person hit the weight gain exactly--Ewoud Dronkert. Get in
    touch
    with me at [email hidden]

    I did what?! Damn, I had to look that up in the archives. Hey, you know
    I'm in Holland, that's a bit out of the way to be mailing king-size cakes
    to. I'll donate my winnings to the winner of the next contest: who will
    win the 2006 Tour de France? Number of confirmed positives as a decider. I
    take Ullrich and 1.5 (the other guy had a prescription, as it turned out).

    Cheers.

    --
    E. Dronkert

    Sadly, the New Orleans baker that makes and ships some of the best King
    Cakes, is not taking orders due to Katrina damage. His children who run a
    similar operation in St. Bernard Parish have been totally destroyed. For
    those who may not be familiar with King Cakes, they are sort of like a
    danish pastry ring, often with fruit or cheese filling and they have hidden
    within them a tiny plastic statue of the Baby Jesus. The person who's piece
    of cake has the baby must throw the party for all the following year. This
    is rarely a problem since (a) most everyone throws a Mardi Gras party and
    (b) if they don't, they'll welcome the excuse to do so. I'll keep you
    posted.

  4. B. Lafferty said:

    For those who may not be familiar with King Cakes, they are
    sort of like a danish pastry ring, often with fruit or cheese filling
    and they have hidden within them a tiny plastic statue of the Baby
    Jesus.

    Ah. A galette du roi.

  5. "B. Lafferty" <[email hidden]> a écrit dans le message de news:
    [email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:


    "Ewoud Dronkert" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:
    B. Lafferty said:

    Only one person hit the weight gain exactly--Ewoud Dronkert. Get in
    touch
    with me at [email hidden]

    I did what?! Damn, I had to look that up in the archives. Hey, you know
    I'm in Holland, that's a bit out of the way to be mailing king-size cakes
    to. I'll donate my winnings to the winner of the next contest: who will
    win the 2006 Tour de France? Number of confirmed positives as a decider.
    I
    take Ullrich and 1.5 (the other guy had a prescription, as it turned
    out).

    Cheers.

    --
    E. Dronkert

    Sadly, the New Orleans baker that makes and ships some of the best King
    Cakes, is not taking orders due to Katrina damage. His children who run a
    similar operation in St. Bernard Parish have been totally destroyed. For
    those who may not be familiar with King Cakes, they are sort of like a
    danish pastry ring, often with fruit or cheese filling and they have
    hidden within them a tiny plastic statue of the Baby Jesus. The person
    who's piece of cake has the baby must throw the party for all the
    following year. This is rarely a problem since (a) most everyone throws a
    Mardi Gras party and (b) if they don't, they'll welcome the excuse to do
    so. I'll keep you posted.

    You could opt for the original version- the galette du roi. It has a plastic
    (or ceramic) statue hidden in it, and as opposed to it's New Orleans cousin,
    it tastes really good (assuming you like marzipan and buttery puff pastry.)
    Galettes will be coming into season soon...

  6. trg said:

    You could opt for the original version- the galette du roi. It has a
    plastic (or ceramic) statue hidden in it, and as opposed to it's New
    Orleans cousin, it tastes really good (assuming you like marzipan and
    buttery puff pastry.) Galettes will be coming into season soon...

    Yeah, I was sort of sorry to learn about King Cake. I've been telling my
    friends that I couldn't imagine an American bakery getting away with
    hiding small inedible toys inside pastries intended to be eaten by
    children, particularly when the small toy is about the size of a child's
    esophagus.

  7. "Robert Chung" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:
    trg said:

    You could opt for the original version- the galette du roi. It has a
    plastic (or ceramic) statue hidden in it, and as opposed to it's New
    Orleans cousin, it tastes really good (assuming you like marzipan and
    buttery puff pastry.) Galettes will be coming into season soon...

    Yeah, I was sort of sorry to learn about King Cake. I've been telling my
    friends that I couldn't imagine an American bakery getting away with
    hiding small inedible toys inside pastries intended to be eaten by
    children, particularly when the small toy is about the size of a child's
    esophagus.

    Nobody chokes when you've had a few--even the kids. Seriously, I can't
    think of any incidents with kids, nor can a buddy of mine who has been an ER
    doc in New Orleans for 20 years. I guess people who get the cakes just know
    how to eat them.

  8. B. Lafferty said:
    Quoted message said:

    I couldn't imagine an American bakery getting away with
    hiding small inedible toys inside pastries

    Nobody chokes when you've had a few

    You mean natural selection quickly sorts out that unintelligent design
    problem?

    --
    E. Dronkert

  9. "Ewoud Dronkert" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:
    B. Lafferty said:
    Quoted message said:

    I couldn't imagine an American bakery getting away with
    hiding small inedible toys inside pastries

    Nobody chokes when you've had a few

    You mean natural selection quickly sorts out that unintelligent design
    problem?

    Because this is in the US South, it illustrates intelligent design. ID is
    also illustrated by the existence of drive through daiquiri shops.

  10. "B. Lafferty" <[email hidden]> wrote in message

    Quoted message said:

    I guess people who get the cakes just know how to eat them.

    A plaintiff's attorney nightmare.

  11. "Ewoud Dronkert" <[email hidden]> wrote in message

    Quoted message said:


    You mean natural selection quickly sorts out that unintelligent design
    problem?

    That would make natural selection part of intelligent design.

  12. Carl Sundquist said:

    "B. Lafferty" <[email hidden]> wrote in message

    Quoted message said:

    I guess people who get the cakes just know how to eat them.

    A plaintiff's attorney nightmare.

    http://www.fevescollection.com/

    How would you like your kid to get one of these in his cake?
    http://www.fevescollection.com/erotique.htm

  13. Robert Chung said:

    How would you like your kid to get one of these in his cake?
    http://www.fevescollection.com/erotique.htm

    i know what i want for christmas now-
    http://www.epiphany-figures.com/photos/dv1092.jpg

    h

  14. "Carl Sundquist" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:jU0ff.19412$4l5.17577@dukeread05...

    Quoted message said:


    "B. Lafferty" <[email hidden]> wrote in message

    Quoted message said:

    I guess people who get the cakes just know how to eat them.

    A plaintiff's attorney nightmare.

    Quite right.

  15. h squared says...

    Quoted message said:

    i know what i want for christmas now-
    http://www.epiphany-figures.com/photos/dv1092.jpg

    Reminds me of a Mickey and Minnie Mouse t-shirt I picked up in N'awleans. Great
    to wear around the mall and get parents a frowning.

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