Tyler Antenna TT

Drew Cutter said:

Any idea on what the antenna sticking out of tyler helmet during the TT was used for ?

cyclingnews.comnewsOpen ↗ Please keep up 🙂

Drew Cutter said:

Any idea on what the antenna sticking out of tyler helmet during the TT was used for ?

Antennae are used for radio communications. That is, unless you are an insect.

"Drew Cutter" <[email hidden]> wrote in message "]news:[email hidden]...

Quoted message said:

Any idea on what the antenna sticking out of tyler helmet during the TT was used for ?

That wasn't an antenna. It was a lightning rod. If a storm comes, it makes sense for you to
sacrifice your injured rider for the good of the team.

Thanks, Brian (Benjamin) Trdina

"Drew Cutter" <[email hidden]> wrote in message "]news:[email hidden]... Any
idea on what the antenna sticking out of tyler helmet during the TT was used for ?

From the years 1997 to 2002 CSC deployed machines of all sorts in its quest to eliminate human
intelligence and spread the machine race and its digital perfection. Its machines include Tyler
Hamilton who patrol the roads of France with antenna sticking out of his helmet in search of lesser
humans riding within the peloton. As the Tour progresses, warfare will tend to move more and more
away from the human combatants. Instead the battles move to "machines." In the Tour de France this
principal extends even further as humanoid machines (e.g., Lance Armstrong) are used as the backbone
of its defense forces. A vast computer network known as CSC was created to coordinate battlefield
tactics. CSC decided to place these main machine (i.e., Tyler Hamilton) in charge of the road.
However, as time progresses the CSC machine becomes "self aware" and sees the possibility of a new
evolutionary age and the birth of a new order of intelligence; that of the Tour machine. Using the
locator antenna sticking out of his helmet, Tyler will launch nuclear missiles at Lance Armstrong as
he knows that this retaliatory strike will destroy USPS who is now trying desperately to unplug CSC
and return the peloton to normal.

EP said:

"Drew Cutter" <[email hidden]> wrote in message "]news:[email hidden]... Any
idea on what the antenna sticking out of tyler helmet during the TT was used for ?

From the years 1997 to 2002 CSC deployed machines of all sorts in its quest to eliminate human
intelligence and spread the machine race and its digital perfection. Its machines include Tyler
Hamilton who patrol the roads of France with antenna sticking out of his helmet in search of
lesser humans riding within the peloton. As the Tour progresses, warfare will tend to move more
and more away from the human combatants. Instead the battles move to "machines." In the Tour de
France this principal extends even further as humanoid machines (e.g., Lance Armstrong) are used
as the backbone of its defense forces. A vast computer network known as CSC was created to
coordinate battlefield tactics. CSC decided to place these main machine (i.e., Tyler Hamilton) in
charge of the road. However, as time progresses the CSC machine becomes "self aware" and sees the
possibility of a new evolutionary age and the birth of a new order of intelligence; that of the
Tour machine. Using the locator antenna sticking out of his helmet, Tyler will launch nuclear
missiles at Lance Armstrong as he knows that this retaliatory strike will destroy USPS who is now
trying desperately to unplug CSC and return the peloton to normal.

Well, I'm sure looking forward to Kristanna Loken in a skinsuit. Arnold, OTOH, would just
break the bike.

--
--
Lynn Wallace xmission.com~lawallOpen ↗ "I'm not proud. We really haven't done everything we
could to protect our customers. Our products just aren't engineered for security." --Microsoft VP in
charge of Windows OS Development, Brian Valentine.