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Twas the night before Christmas...

jmcquown · 2005-12-24T23:05:32+00:00

and all through the hoose... the fondue is melting and things are so smooth. The Gruyere is Swiss, it has no idea... the french bread is crumbling, it knows not wha is. And what to our crumbling eyes should appear but tiny ham biscuits ooh ooh! here 'tis. Dip it in cheese sauce and tell me it's right; to all a good Christmas, to all a good nite! On the stove there arose such a clatter Oh biscuits! Oh Ham! Oh so good food really is all that matters! Go biscuits, go ham go cheese sauce and platter... don't think the noise makes much of the matter. Just run while you can because if you're going to clean up the kitchen, donner and blizten... gonna hand you a dishclout and the detergent and you'll clean up the kitchen before you can go out! Jill Jill

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jmcquown
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24 December 2005, 23:05 UTC #1

and all through the hoose... the fondue is melting and things are so smooth.
The Gruyere is Swiss, it has no idea... the french bread is crumbling, it
knows not wha is. And what to our crumbling eyes should appear but tiny ham
biscuits ooh ooh! here 'tis. Dip it in cheese sauce and tell me it's right;
to all a good Christmas, to all a good nite!
On the stove there arose such a clatter Oh biscuits! Oh Ham! Oh so good
food really is all that matters! Go biscuits, go ham go cheese sauce and
platter... don't think the noise makes much of the matter. Just run while
you can because if you're going to clean up the kitchen, donner and
blizten... gonna hand you a dishclout and the detergent and you'll clean up
the kitchen before you can go out!
Jill
Jill

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jmcquown
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24 December 2005, 23:13 UTC #2

jmcquown said:
and all through the hoose... the fondue is melting and things are so
smooth.
The Gruyere is Swiss, it has no idea... the french bread is
crumbling, it knows not wha is. And what to our crumbling eyes
should appear but tiny ham biscuits ooh ooh! here 'tis. Dip it in
cheese sauce and tell me it's right; to all a good Christmas, to all
a good nite!

Jill is drunk

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Michael \Dog3\ Lonergan
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25 December 2005, 00:02 UTC #3

"jmcquown" <[email hidden]> looking for trouble wrote in
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jmcquown said:
and all through the hoose... the fondue is melting and things are so
smooth.
The Gruyere is Swiss, it has no idea... the french bread is
crumbling, it knows not wha is. And what to our crumbling eyes
should appear but tiny ham biscuits ooh ooh! here 'tis. Dip it in
cheese sauce and tell me it's right; to all a good Christmas, to all
a good nite!

Jill is drunk
Whatcha' been drinking?
Michael
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jmcquown
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25 December 2005, 00:12 UTC #4

Michael 'Dog3' Lonergan said:
"jmcquown" <[email hidden]> looking for trouble wrote in
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Quoted message said:
jmcquown said:
and all through the hoose... the fondue is melting and things are so
smooth.
The Gruyere is Swiss, it has no idea... the french bread is
crumbling, it knows not wha is. And what to our crumbling eyes
should appear but tiny ham biscuits ooh ooh! here 'tis. Dip it in
cheese sauce and tell me it's right; to all a good Christmas, to all
a good nite!

Jill is drunk
Whatcha' been drinking?
Michael
You name it... rhine, chardonnay, beer...

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Michael \Dog3\ Lonergan
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25 December 2005, 00:36 UTC #5

"jmcquown" <[email hidden]> looking for trouble wrote in
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Michael 'Dog3' Lonergan said:
"jmcquown" <[email hidden]> looking for trouble wrote in
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jmcquown wrote:
> and all through the hoose... the fondue is melting and things are so
> smooth.
>
> The Gruyere is Swiss, it has no idea... the french bread is
> crumbling, it knows not wha is. And what to our crumbling eyes
> should appear but tiny ham biscuits ooh ooh! here 'tis. Dip it in
> cheese sauce and tell me it's right; to all a good Christmas, to all
> a good nite!
>
Jill is drunk
Whatcha' been drinking?
Michael
You name it... rhine, chardonnay, beer...
Giiirrrlll... you go. Have a blast.
Michael
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....Bacteria: The rear entrance to a cafeteria.
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final say on what is, or is not, posted.
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Mr Libido Incognito
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25 December 2005, 01:19 UTC #6

jmcquown said:
jmcquown said:
and all through the hoose... the fondue is melting and things are so
smooth.
The Gruyere is Swiss, it has no idea... the french bread is
crumbling, it knows not wha is. And what to our crumbling eyes
should appear but tiny ham biscuits ooh ooh! here 'tis. Dip it in
cheese sauce and tell me it's right; to all a good Christmas, to all
a good nite!

Jill is drunk

But still cute.

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Bob Terwilliger
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25 December 2005, 01:56 UTC #7

Jill replied to Michael:
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Quoted message said:
Whatcha' been drinking?

You name it... rhine, chardonnay, beer...
If *I* name it, it'll be TEQUILA!
Bob

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Michael \Dog3\ Lonergan
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25 December 2005, 02:48 UTC #8

"Bob Terwilliger" <virtualgoth@die_spammer.biz> looking for trouble wrote
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Jill replied to Michael:
Quoted message said:
Quoted message said:
Whatcha' been drinking?

You name it... rhine, chardonnay, beer...
If *I* name it, it'll be TEQUILA!
Bob
We've had dinner and watched the Carol Burnet Reunion thing. We had a good
time. Ramsey slept in my lap the entire time.
Michael
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jmcquown
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25 December 2005, 06:35 UTC #9

Michael 'Dog3' Lonergan said:
"Bob Terwilliger" <virtualgoth@die_spammer.biz> looking for trouble
wrote in news:[email hidden]:
Quoted message said:
Jill replied to Michael:
Quoted message said:
> Whatcha' been drinking?
>
You name it... rhine, chardonnay, beer...
If *I* name it, it'll be TEQUILA!
Bob
We've had dinner and watched the Carol Burnet Reunion thing. We had
a good time. Ramsey slept in my lap the entire time.
Michael
I woke up to find 'It's a Wonderful Life' on NBC. Remember when you
couldn't change a channel without seeing that damned movie? Thank you NBC
for buying the rights so we only see it about twicea year rather than 35
times on every channel from November to January.
I wish I'd seen the Carol Burnett thing... that was such a funny show. Bob
Mackey was an absolute genious as a costume designer. I had no idea he was
as young as he is until he was honored on a recent award show.
Jill

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Michael \Dog3\ Lonergan
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25 December 2005, 07:27 UTC #10

"jmcquown" <[email hidden]> looking for trouble wrote in
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Quoted message said:
Michael 'Dog3' Lonergan said:
"Bob Terwilliger" <virtualgoth@die_spammer.biz> looking for trouble
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Jill replied to Michael:
>> Whatcha' been drinking?
>>
> You name it... rhine, chardonnay, beer...
If *I* name it, it'll be TEQUILA!
Bob
We've had dinner and watched the Carol Burnet Reunion thing. We had
a good time. Ramsey slept in my lap the entire time.
Michael
I woke up to find 'It's a Wonderful Life' on NBC. Remember when you
couldn't change a channel without seeing that damned movie? Thank you
NBC for buying the rights so we only see it about twicea year rather
than 35 times on every channel from November to January.
I wish I'd seen the Carol Burnett thing... that was such a funny show.
Bob Mackey was an absolute genious as a costume designer. I had no
idea he was as young as he is until he was honored on a recent award
show.
Jill
The people on there are all dead except Mackey. I love the show. I'm
taping it at 1pm today. Happy Xmas snookums. I'm trying to sleep but
can't. Are you and SO doing anything?
Michael
--
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All gramatical errors and misspellings due to Ramsey the cyber kitten. He
now owns all keyboards and computing devices in the household and has the
final say on what is, or is not, posted.
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jmcquown
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25 December 2005, 12:21 UTC #11

Michael 'Dog3' Lonergan said:
"jmcquown" <[email hidden]> looking for trouble wrote in
news:[email hidden]:
Quoted message said:
Michael 'Dog3' Lonergan said:
"Bob Terwilliger" <virtualgoth@die_spammer.biz> looking for trouble
wrote in news:[email hidden]:
> Jill replied to Michael:
>
>>> Whatcha' been drinking?
>>>
>> You name it... rhine, chardonnay, beer...
>
> If *I* name it, it'll be TEQUILA!
>
> Bob
We've had dinner and watched the Carol Burnet Reunion thing. We had
a good time. Ramsey slept in my lap the entire time.
Michael
I woke up to find 'It's a Wonderful Life' on NBC. Remember when you
couldn't change a channel without seeing that damned movie? Thank
you NBC for buying the rights so we only see it about twicea year
rather than 35 times on every channel from November to January.
I wish I'd seen the Carol Burnett thing... that was such a funny
show. Bob Mackey was an absolute genious as a costume designer. I
had no idea he was as young as he is until he was honored on a
recent award show.
Jill
The people on there are all dead except Mackey. I love the show. I'm
taping it at 1pm today. Happy Xmas snookums. I'm trying to sleep but
can't. Are you and SO doing anything?
Michael
Nope. He got his mother out of the asylum, er, nursing home. She spent the
night at his place last night and will be busy today telling him how to burn
a turkey and screw up the gravy 😉
I'm about to cook some wild rice to add to my cornbread dressing. I think
I'll go hog wild and throw some mushrooms in it, too. What the heck, you
only live once (as far as I know). The cornish game hen will be liberally
brushed with butter and patted down with some thyme and sage and maybe some
tarragon prior to roasting. The broccoli will be steamed and served with
hollandaise and the brussels, they will be sprouting 🙂 Hot buttered wheat
rolls will go along nicely.
Persia will get a packet of turkey & giblets in gravy (courtesy of Margaret
Suran). She rarely gets to eat anything other than her prescription cat
food so it will be a real treat for her. Peaches the lovebird has already
been snacking on the cockatiel food Margaret also lovingly sent.
My gift to myself was a new pair of contact lenses and my new glasses will
arrive next Thursday. I'll be meeting my friend and former co-worker,
Bettie for lunch after I pick them up.
Hope you have a wonderful day!
Jill

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