Truth lives forever

In article <[email hidden]>,

Carl said:

Bicycling is for homosexuals and people who can not afford a car.

Yep, them too. We're not an exclusive bunch.

Quoted message said:

These people pay no taxes and do not have any right to clog up our highways.

I don't pay any taxes? Somebody should tell the people who collect them
that; they don't seem to Get It.

Quoted message said:

Rekumbent bikes are better and safer.

Especially if the rider is more competent than the guy on the other bike.

Quoted message said:

Bicyclists break the law all the time and should be executed for that.

I'll start supporting public executions for law-breaking cyclists when car
drivers start supporting public executions for law-breaking car drivers.
(I already support aggressive enforcement for both.)

Quoted message said:

Everybody spells deraler wrong.

Including you.

Quoted message said:

Those tight clothings that bicyclests wear is just to show off their
mussles.

Nah, if we wanted to show off our mussles we'd be standing outside a
seafood restaurant.

Quoted message said:

Bike riders generally are very stupid people.

Also uncouth in their habits.

Car drivers generally are very stupid people. Also uncouth in their
habits.
Usenet trolls generally are very stupid people. Also uncouth in their
habits.
People generally are very stupid people. Also uncouth in their habits.

Quoted message said:

Helmets re unsanitary and not necessary.

So are shoes. I bet that doesn't stop you from wearing them.

dave

--
Dave Vandervies [email hidden]

Quoted message said:

You need to go outside more often.

Or even once.
--Doug Payne and Prabhakar Ragde in uw.general

Carl wrote:

Possible a.k.a. for Red Cloud?

Quoted message said:

Bicycling is for homosexuals and people who can not afford a car.

I probably paid more for my bike and accessories than a lot of people
pay for thier cars.

Quoted message said:

These people pay no taxes and do not have any right to clog up our highways.

Cyclist have every right to be on the road. Check your local laws. And
I pay a ton of taxes.

Quoted message said:

Rekumbent bikes are better and safer.

Recumbents are different. Opinions on safety vary.

Quoted message said:

Bicyclists break the law all the time and should be executed for that.

Some cyclists do break the laws. I do not. MV drivers that break
traffic laws should be executed as well.

Quoted message said:

Everybody spells deraler wrong.

Look who's talking.

Quoted message said:

Those tight clothings that bicyclests wear is just to show off their
mussles.

Yeah we look good in tights with seafood in our hands.

Quoted message said:

Bike riders generally are very stupid people.

Actually most cyclists I have met are pretty smart. Smarter than most
MV drivers, in my opinion.

Quoted message said:

Also uncouth in their habits.

Helmets re unsanitary and not necessary.

Vive le auto!

Ken M said:

Carl wrote:

Possible a.k.a. for Red Cloud?

Quoted message said:

Bicycling is for homosexuals and people who can not afford a car.

I probably paid more for my bike and accessories than a lot of people
pay for thier cars.

I just got a great deal on an 18 year old Toyata Van. My Tour Easy
Recumbent was six times as costly, heck the fairing and associated
hardware cost me as much as this van did.

My previous car (which the van replaced) was only $200 cheaper than
the Tour Easy ;-)

My three previous bikes cost me a total of $35. When I was reaching
the age to get my first bike I happpened to win a three speed English
racer (a great bike in 1960), and once a previous tennant abandoned
his Hercules 3 speed in a house I rented. The nearly thirty year old
Schwinn Varsity I rode prior to the recumbent did cost actual cash.

Indiana Mike

See that proves one of my points. Some people think bicycles are cheap,
and that anyone who rides one as tranportation must be *poor* or unable
to afford an MV. Even my latest bike purchase, not an expensive bike by
any means, costs $500 for just the bike, then you have to add lights
for commuting, a strong rack for the back, bottle cage, cycle-computer
etc etc etc. So after I add it all up it probably works out to $700
plus. That is more than many pay for MV's.

Ken

"Carl" wrote: (clip) Bike riders generally are very stupid people.(clip)
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
No, only the ones who respond to a troll like this. What? Who, me? Never
mind.

LOL I will only respond to the trolls intial post, and then anyone who
replies to my posts. Or others who feed the troll.

Ken

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Quoted message said:

LOL I will only respond to the trolls intial post, and then anyone who
replies to my posts. Or others who feed the troll.

Ken

The possessive form of troll has an apostrophe.
Proving yet another point.

Carl said:

"Ken M" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

LOL I will only respond to the trolls intial post, and then anyone who
replies to my posts. Or others who feed the troll.

Ken

The possessive form of troll has an apostrophe.
Proving yet another point.

Maybe he wasn't refering only to this troll and this thread? Although
responding to all trolls would keep one rather busy.

Indiana Mike

Bonehead.

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"May you have the winds at your back,
And a really low gear for the hills!"

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Chris Zacho 'The Wheelman said:

Bonehead.

You'll have to be MUCH more specific! LOL

Am I the only one who thinks Carl is kidding or am I just naive?

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Am I the only one who thinks Carl is kidding or am I just naive?

No, you aren't the only one who feels these do not reflect Carl's true
beliefs, but it seems the rest of us put him into the "troll" category.

Mike Kruger said:

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Quoted message said:

Am I the only one who thinks Carl is kidding or am I just naive?

No, you aren't the only one who feels these do not reflect Carl's true
beliefs, but it seems the rest of us put him into the "troll" category.

Make that the "bad, unimaginative, poorly spelled, and ungrammatical
troll" and I'll agree.

Regards,
Bob Hunt

"Carl" <[email hidden]> wrote in
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Quoted message said:

Bicycling is for homosexuals and people who can not afford a car.

These people pay no taxes and do not have any right to clog up our
highways.

Rekumbent bikes are better and safer.

Bicyclists break the law all the time and should be executed for that.

Everybody spells deraler wrong.

Those tight clothings that bicyclests wear is just to show off their
mussles.

Bike riders generally are very stupid people.

Also uncouth in their habits.

Helmets re unsanitary and not necessary.

Vive le auto!

I sence a good topic here,

In article <[email hidden]>,

Carl said:

Also uncouth in their habits.

Hey, I can't help it. It's just the way I am.

cheers,
Tom

--
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Above address is just a spam midden.
I'm really at: tkeats [curlicue] vcn [point] bc [point] ca

Mike Rice said:

Carl said:

"Ken M" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

LOL I will only respond to the trolls intial post, and then anyone who
replies to my posts. Or others who feed the troll.

Ken

The possessive form of troll has an apostrophe.
Proving yet another point.

Maybe he wasn't refering only to this troll and this thread? Although
responding to all trolls would keep one rather busy.

By *trolls* I was speaking of the plural form of troll and not the
possessive form.

Ken

Troll said:

"Ken M" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

LOL I will only respond to the trolls intial post, and then anyone
who replies to my posts. Or others who feed the troll.

Ken

The possessive form of troll has an apostrophe.
Proving yet another point.

That's rich coming from someone who can't spell "muscles", "recumbent" or
"bicyclist". Or "are".

Thick-o.

--
Dave Larrington - <http://www.legslarry.beerdrinkers.co.uk/>
I'm just a primitive creature of the heath, so pardon my savage
ignorance.

Trolll said:

Bicycling is for homosexuals and people who can not afford a car.

These people pay no taxes and do not have any right to clog up our
highways.
Rekumbent bikes are better and safer.

Bicyclists break the law all the time and should be executed for that.

Everybody spells deraler wrong.

Those tight clothings that bicyclests wear is just to show off their
mussles.

Bike riders generally are very stupid people.

Also uncouth in their habits.

Helmets re unsanitary and not necessary.

Vive le auto!

Uncle Marvo's favouite, this one is consumed aboard the Pikea at least twice
a week.

Washing up rating: ** (two pans and a spoon)
Flavour rating : **** (mainly hot)
Ease rating : * (can be cooked by a trained monkey)
You need :

Spring onions (couple of bunches).
Garlic (a few 'cloves'😉.
Soy sauce (dark).
Wine (white).
Chilli, preferably fierce. Bird's eyes are best for me.
Chilli powder.
Troll or other meat. Pork works quite well, beef needs to be expensive.
Veg as suggested by Mr. Bait (optional, I can't be BOTHERED [The Censor]).
Egg Vermicilli.
MUSHROOMS (for potassium). Not necessary if you don't smoke, but nice.
Chestnut or other dark types are good.
Sesame oil.
Olive oil (extra virgin is worth the difference, Philip Berio or sim.).
Salt.
FORTESCUE'S FOLLY [The Censor].
One wok. A frying pan will do.
One big saucepan.

Cut up spring onions, garlic into smallish bits, us the green bits as well
as the white bits of onion. Soak them if poss in the wine (a slug) and soy
(same amount). A slug in this case would be about 4-8 big spoonfuls. Add
fine-chopped chilli (I use a whole one) and a whack of chilli powder. It's
good to do this the night before or when you get home, before you have a
couple of beers.

Cut up troll in bits the size you like them. About an inch cube.

Heat olive oil to Mr. Bait's spec in the wok, use a generous splosh, whilst
doing this boil masses of water in the saucepan, plus salt, ready for the
noodles.

Apply troll to wok and slash about with a wooden thing so that most of the
troll gets covered in the oil. Turn it down a fair bit.

When sort of white, rather than pink, bosh in the
onion/garlic/soy/wine/chilli concoction. Put on a lid if you have one.

Slosh a bit of olive oil in the water and add a handful of egg vermicilli.
It comes in handfuls inside the bag usually. One handful is quite a good lot
of pasta. Boil it up for a couple of minutes only.

Turn down the troll thing, it will keep forever like that. Put a lid on it
if you have one. Whilst drinking a can of BEER, make sure that the wok
dosn't get too dry, adding more wine if necessary. If you have poured too
much, you can drink it in a minute.

Drain the egg noodles, with a colander or sieve or just put your hand in and
tip the water out. It will be hot though. Put some sesame oil (not much) in
the hot pan, bang in the MUSHROOMS, cook them for a minute or two then put
the egg vermi back in, put it on the heat and turn down, splash about with
the same wooden spoon.

Eat. It really is terrific. Drink the rest of the wine with it, and the
SAMFAST'S DOWNFALL [The Censor] afterwards.

--
Dave Larrington - <http://www.legslarry.beerdrinkers.co.uk/>
I'm just a primitive creature of the heath, so pardon my savage
ignorance.

Carl said:

"Ken M" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

LOL I will only respond to the trolls intial post, and then anyone who
replies to my posts. Or others who feed the troll.

Ken

The possessive form of troll has an apostrophe.
Proving yet another point.

Yes, that you are an unarmed Grammarian-troll:
http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/grammarian.htm

At least most Grammarians can spell.

Austin