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  1. Due to the recent and unwelcome proliferation of trolls in this group, I
    believe we should know who we are dealing with - will all trolls reply to
    these questions please -

    *Do you lift weights or are you simply a loser?
    *Have you chosen this group for any particular reason?
    *Have you or do you still molest children?
    *Do you have more than a grade school education?
    *Do you look like a piece of [censored]?
    *Have you been introduced to this group or did you just stumble into it?
    *Are you on drugs - if so please itemize.
    *Do you have regular bowel movements?
    *Have you ever held a job for at least 3 months consecutively? If so, please
    list your former employers.
    *Do you really think that the [censored] you post is funny?

    All replies in strictest confidence.

  2. David said:

    *Do you lift weights or are you simply a loser?

    I lift weights and like it.

    Quoted message said:

    *Have you chosen this group for any particular reason?

    It says "weights."

    Quoted message said:

    *Have you or do you still molest children?

    Hmm...do you consider these bubble-butt fat-tittied latinitas in
    g-strings and hot pants children? I don't.

    Quoted message said:

    *Do you have more than a grade school education?

    Didn't you know that was mandatory?

    Quoted message said:

    *Do you look like a piece of [censored]?

    Not at all:

    http://newyork.craigslist.org/brx/rnr/108673833.html

    Quoted message said:

    *Have you been introduced to this group or did you just stumble into it?

    Google introduced us.

    Quoted message said:

    *Are you on drugs - if so please itemize.

    GNC Mega Whey.

    Quoted message said:

    *Do you have regular bowel movements?

    Every day -- which is weird to me. Does that mean I eat too much?

    Quoted message said:

    *Have you ever held a job for at least 3 months consecutively? If so, please
    list your former employers.

    X, Y, and Z -- not necessarily in that order.

    Quoted message said:

    *Do you really think that the [censored] you post is funny?

    It amuses me.

    Quoted message said:

    All replies in strictest confidence.

    Let me know what your research demonstrates.

  3. "NYC XYZ" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:


    David said:

    *Do you lift weights or are you simply a loser?

    I lift weights and like it.

    Quoted message said:

    *Have you chosen this group for any particular reason?

    It says "weights."

    Quoted message said:

    *Have you or do you still molest children?

    Hmm...do you consider these bubble-butt fat-tittied latinitas in
    g-strings and hot pants children? I don't.

    Quoted message said:

    *Do you have more than a grade school education?

    Didn't you know that was mandatory?

    Quoted message said:

    *Do you look like a piece of [censored]?

    Not at all:

    http://newyork.craigslist.org/brx/rnr/108673833.html

    Quoted message said:

    *Have you been introduced to this group or did you just stumble into it?

    Google introduced us.

    Quoted message said:

    *Are you on drugs - if so please itemize.

    GNC Mega Whey.

    Quoted message said:

    *Do you have regular bowel movements?

    Every day -- which is weird to me. Does that mean I eat too much?

    Quoted message said:

    *Have you ever held a job for at least 3 months consecutively? If so,
    please
    list your former employers.

    X, Y, and Z -- not necessarily in that order.

    Quoted message said:

    *Do you really think that the [censored] you post is funny?

    It amuses me.

    Quoted message said:

    All replies in strictest confidence.

    Let me know what your research demonstrates.

    One thing to your credit - your reply was the most interesting received so
    far to this questionaiire

  4. David said:

    One thing to your credit - your reply was the most interesting received so
    far to this questionaiire

    Hehehe...I've always wondering why anglers call it a trolling motor!

  5. Hey David- were your parents into the Bible?

  6. 0901453765 said:

    Hey David- were your parents into the Bible?

    Did you know that there's even an X-tian weight-lifting group?

    No [censored], one of the Bronx County prosecutors with whom I'm acquainted
    belongs to one. I forget the name, but it's a big national movement.
    Fitness for Christ or something...I think it's Lutheran, actually -- or
    is that Methodist??

  7. "NYC XYZ" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:


    0901453765 said:

    Hey David- were your parents into the Bible?

    Did you know that there's even an X-tian weight-lifting group?

    No [censored], one of the Bronx County prosecutors with whom I'm acquainted
    belongs to one. I forget the name, but it's a big national movement.
    Fitness for Christ or something...I think it's Lutheran, actually -- or
    is that Methodist??

    No [censored]? (once saw a painting of Christ - looked kind of skinny to me - only
    weight he ever picked up was that wooden thing and then he could barely drag
    it around)

    About my parents - both of them were generally quite busy when I was growing
    up. Don't know much about them other than they were in the 'iron and steel'
    business. My mother ironed and my father stole.

    Quoted message said:
  8. great graphics

  9. David said:

    No [censored]? (once saw a painting of Christ - looked kind of skinny to me - only
    weight he ever picked up was that wooden thing and then he could barely drag
    it around)

    Well, it's hard to work out with gym Nazis.

    Quoted message said:

    About my parents - both of them were generally quite busy when I was growing
    up. Don't know much about them other than they were in the 'iron and steel'
    business. My mother ironed and my father stole.

    Ah...a woman gives and forgives, a man gets and forgets.

  10. David said:

    No [censored]? (once saw a painting of Christ - looked kind of skinny to me - only
    weight he ever picked up was that wooden thing and then he could barely drag
    it around)

    Well, it's hard to work out with gym Nazis.

    Quoted message said:

    About my parents - both of them were generally quite busy when I was growing
    up. Don't know much about them other than they were in the 'iron and steel'
    business. My mother ironed and my father stole.

    Ah...a woman gives and forgives, a man gets and forgets.

  11. Damn straight

  12. "NYC XYZ" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:


    David said:

    No [censored]? (once saw a painting of Christ - looked kind of skinny to me -
    only
    weight he ever picked up was that wooden thing and then he could barely
    drag
    it around)

    Well, it's hard to work out with gym Nazis.

    Quoted message said:

    About my parents - both of them were generally quite busy when I was
    growing
    up. Don't know much about them other than they were in the 'iron and
    steel'
    business. My mother ironed and my father stole.

    Ah...a woman gives and forgives, a man gets and forgets.

    I told my wife what you said. Now she thinks I'm as sensitive new age guy

  13. On Wed, 23 Nov 2005 02:33:27 GMT, "David" <[email hidden]>

    Quoted message said:


    "NYC XYZ" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:


    David said:

    No [censored]? (once saw a painting of Christ - looked kind of skinny to me -
    only
    weight he ever picked up was that wooden thing and then he could barely
    drag
    it around)

    Well, it's hard to work out with gym Nazis.

    Quoted message said:

    About my parents - both of them were generally quite busy when I was
    growing
    up. Don't know much about them other than they were in the 'iron and
    steel'
    business. My mother ironed and my father stole.

    Ah...a woman gives and forgives, a man gets and forgets.

    I told my wife what you said. Now she thinks I'm as sensitive new age guy

    There has never been any doubt in my mind. ;o)

  14. Charles said:

    There has never been any doubt in my mind. ;o)

    Butt we still have many lingering doubts regarding your sexuality
    Chuckiepoo.

    Spotosaurus
    ------------
    I'm going to die rather sooner than I'd like. I tried butt sex from my
    neighbours, and became the victim of AIDS. Complications in
    hospital following this resulted in full blown (pun intended) AIDS. I now need a boner
    transplant. Many people around the world are waiting for a boner
    transplant, too. Please volunteer to be a boner donor:
    http://www.IGotAidsFromButSex.org.

  15. Dagosauruss said:
    Charles said:

    There has never been any doubt in my mind. ;o)

    Butt we still have many lingering doubts regarding your sexuality
    Chuckiepoo.

    Spotosaurus
    ------------
    I'm going to die rather sooner than I'd like. I tried butt sex from my
    neighbours, and became the victim of AIDS. Complications in
    hospital following this resulted in full blown (pun intended) AIDS. I
    now need a boner transplant. Many people around the world are waiting
    for a boner
    transplant, too. Please volunteer to be a boner donor:
    http://www.IGotAidsFromButSex.org.

    Is it really 3:15AM in your part of the world ?

    --
    Bully
    Protein bars: http://www.proteinbars.co.uk
    Supps: http://www.myprotein.co.uk - 5% off with my discount code MP4858

    "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't
    matter, and those who matter don't mind." - Dr. Seuss

  16. Dagosauruss said:
    Charles said:

    There has never been any doubt in my mind. ;o)

    Butt we still have many lingering doubts regarding your sexuality
    Chuckiepoo.

    Spotosaurus
    ------------
    I'm going to die rather sooner than I'd like. I tried butt sex from my
    neighbours, and became the victim of AIDS. Complications in
    hospital following this resulted in full blown (pun intended) AIDS. I
    now need a boner transplant. Many people around the world are waiting
    for a boner
    transplant, too. Please volunteer to be a boner donor:
    http://www.IGotAidsFromButSex.org.

    Is it really 3:15AM in your part of the world ?

    --
    Bully
    Protein bars: http://www.proteinbars.co.uk
    Supps: http://www.myprotein.co.uk - 5% off with my discount code MP4858

    "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't
    matter, and those who matter don't mind." - Dr. Seuss

  17. On Wed, 23 Nov 2005 09:47:57 -0000, "Bully"

    neil_simpson@spam-me-not_btinternet.com said:

    Is it really 3:15AM in your part of the world ?

    Yes indeed, my "fake" back pain often wakes me up during the night. Of
    course the lovely Heathers lips clamped around mt "caber" sometimes
    awaken me too.

    Spotosaurus
    ------------
    I'm going to die rather sooner than I'd like. I tried butt sex from my
    neighbours, and became the victim of AIDS. Complications in
    hospital following this resulted in full blown (pun intended) AIDS. I now need a boner
    transplant. Many people around the world are waiting for a boner
    transplant, too. Please volunteer to be a boner donor:
    http://www.IGotAidsFromButSex.org.

  18. I tried the link -didnt work-I was expecting stroke fodder/material- I
    njoi looking at withered emaciated gay men

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