tour drinking games

pilar said:

does anyone know of any tour drinking games? maybe around
oln coverage?

Sure, here's one.

- Fly to Grenoble
- Rent a camper van
- Fill camper van with beer
- Drive to Bourg d'Oisans
- Pick out spot on TT route
- Hook up sound system, more watts is better. Whatever
you listen to, make sure IT'S REALLY LOUD and you can
dance to it!!
- Drink 24 X 7 until LANCE shows up.

It's a favorite with the Dutch, for whom sleep is optional.

Bob Schwartz [email hidden]

How about a shot every time Paul says "heads of state" or
"literally" (pronounced "litrally" by the Brits)... or a
beer every time Phil says someone is doing the ride of his
life or "the time trial of his life"... Or maybe a drink
every time Bob Roll presses his fingertips together and
pushes his hands out in front of him...

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pilar said:

does anyone know of any tour drinking games? maybe
around oln coverage?

Sure, here's one.

- Fly to Grenoble
- Rent a camper van
- Fill camper van with beer
- Drive to Bourg d'Oisans
- Pick out spot on TT route
- Hook up sound system, more watts is better. Whatever you
listen to, make sure IT'S REALLY LOUD and you can dance
to it!!
- Drink 24 X 7 until LANCE shows up.

It's a favorite with the Dutch, for whom sleep is
optional.

Bob Schwartz [email hidden]

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does anyone know of any tour drinking games? maybe around
oln coverage?

Yes. Drink a shot everytime Bobke or Liggett mention Lance.

Thank heavens we just bought a case of Bordeaux...

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does anyone know of any tour drinking games? maybe
around oln coverage?

Yes. Drink a shot everytime Bobke or Liggett mention
Lance.

pilar said:

does anyone know of any tour drinking games? maybe around
oln coverage?

Well there's this one here: forums.bicycling.comthrOpen ↗
ead.jspa?threadID=90289&tstart=0 highlights; Drink everytime
tyler goes down Drink everytime phonak gets a flat Drink for
the suitcase of courage Drink for ticking over the pedals
Drink when Paul wants Ullrich to lead out Z in the sprint
Drink every time Phil mis-id's a rider (GAk.) Drink for
every fake mechanical (Come on guys, you can't possibly need
that much chain lube ) Drink whenever you hear Jakob Piil's
name Drink whenever they pass a church Drink when the
breakaway gets caught Drink when you see the devil Drink
when you see the flame rouge Drink if someone moons the
camera Drink for each "venga" out of the Liberty car Drink
each time AT asks a logical question followed by a logical
an HONEST answer by Bobke

Yeah, what Al's problem with Bobke? What a d$#k!

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pilar said:

does anyone know of any tour drinking games? maybe
around oln coverage?

Well there's this one here: forums.bicycling.comtOpen ↗
hread.jspa?threadID=90289&tstart=0 highlights; Drink
everytime tyler goes down Drink everytime phonak gets a
flat Drink for the suitcase of courage Drink for ticking
over the pedals Drink when Paul wants Ullrich to lead out
Z in the sprint Drink every time Phil mis-id's a rider
(GAk.) Drink for every fake mechanical (Come on guys, you
can't possibly need that much chain lube ) Drink whenever
you hear Jakob Piil's name Drink whenever they pass a
church Drink when the breakaway gets caught Drink when you
see the devil Drink when you see the flame rouge Drink if
someone moons the camera Drink for each "venga" out of the
Liberty car Drink each time AT asks a logical question
followed by a logical an HONEST answer by Bobke

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pilar said:

does anyone know of any tour drinking games? maybe
around oln coverage?

Well there's this one here: forums.bicycling.comtOpen ↗
hread.jspa?threadID=90289&tstart=0 highlights; Drink
everytime tyler goes down Drink everytime phonak gets a
flat Drink for the suitcase of courage Drink for ticking
over the pedals Drink when Paul wants Ullrich to lead out
Z in the sprint Drink every time Phil mis-id's a rider
(GAk.) Drink for every fake mechanical (Come on guys, you
can't possibly need that much chain lube ) Drink whenever
you hear Jakob Piil's name Drink whenever they pass a
church Drink when the breakaway gets caught Drink when you
see the devil Drink when you see the flame rouge Drink if
someone moons the camera Drink for each "venga" out of the
Liberty car Drink each time AT asks a logical question
followed by a logical an HONEST answer by Bobke

Every time Bob roll says of someone "his mouth does the
talking instead of his legs" (he used to say that about
pantani, so now he has to say it about someone else.)

Drink when you see Pantani's name painted on the pavement in
the mountains.

Drink every time they interview sheryl crow

Drink when paul or phil say, "The race will be blown apart
in the mountains."

pilar said:

does anyone know of any tour drinking games? maybe around
oln coverage?

just a sip of beer every time someone says Lance.

A shot every time Bob Roll says "scintillating".

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pilar said:

does anyone know of any tour drinking games? maybe
around oln coverage?

Well there's this one here: forums.bicycling.com-forums.bicycling.com-Open ↗
/thread.jspa?threadID=90289&tstart=0 highlights; Drink
everytime tyler goes down Drink everytime phonak gets a
flat Drink for the suitcase of courage Drink for ticking
over the pedals Drink when Paul wants Ullrich to lead
out Z in the sprint Drink every time Phil mis-id's a
rider (GAk.) Drink for every fake mechanical (Come on
guys, you can't possibly need that much chain lube )
Drink whenever you hear Jakob Piil's name Drink whenever
they pass a church Drink when the breakaway gets caught
Drink when you see the devil Drink when you see the
flame rouge Drink if someone moons the camera Drink for
each "venga" out of the Liberty car Drink each time AT
asks a logical question followed by a logical an HONEST
answer by Bobke

Every time Bob roll says of someone "his mouth does the
talking instead of his legs" (he used to say that about
pantani, so now he has to say it about someone else.)

Drink when you see Pantani's name painted on the pavement
in the mountains.

Drink every time they interview sheryl crow

Drink when paul or phil say, "The race will be blown apart
in the mountains."

Drink everytime there is a non sequitur reference to
Mr. Armstrong

Drink 5 times if that reference also mentions Mrs Crow

Drink 10 times if someone also mentions Fabio Casartelli

Drink everytime someone is refered to as a chap

Drink 5 times if someone is refered to as a fine chap

Drink 10 times if Phil refers to David Millar is chap in a
spot of trouble

Drink everytime someone mentions Richard Virenque

Drink 5 times evertime that reference also includes the
mention of Festina

Drink 10 times if the whole affair is layed out fore
the viewer

Drink everytime Phil ends a sentence with ....about that.

Drink everytime Lance seems curt to Fankie....

Drink 5 times everytime Frankie asks a stupid
rhetorical question

Drink 10 times everytime Frankie asks a question a cyclist
should know better than to ask

Drink everytime we are reminded that breakaways rarely
succeed

Drink five times everytime Phil ignores his own warnings and
says TODAY these boys just might succeed.

Drink again 10 times everytime that Paul has to remind
him that they only have 2:00 mintues and are 50km from
the finish.

Drink evertime Tyler and the collar bone a reference

Drink 5 someone can't resist the aliteration and refers to
tyler as the "Man from Marblehead".

Drink 10 times if someone mentions tugboat

Drink everytime that Jan is called a bridesmaid

Drink 5 times everytime someone mentions his ectasy
suspension

Drink 10 times if a reference is made to Jan's ironic DUI
car accident.