tour drinking games

pilar said:

does anyone know of any tour drinking games? maybe around oln coverage?

Sure, here's one.

- Fly to Grenoble
- Rent a camper van
- Fill camper van with beer
- Drive to Bourg d'Oisans
- Pick out spot on TT route
- Hook up sound system, more watts is better. Whatever you listen
to, make sure IT'S REALLY LOUD and you can dance to it!!
- Drink 24 X 7 until LANCE shows up.

It's a favorite with the Dutch, for whom sleep is optional.

Bob Schwartz
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How about a shot every time Paul says "heads of state" or "literally"
(pronounced "litrally" by the Brits)...
or a beer every time Phil says someone is doing the ride of his life or "the
time trial of his life"... Or maybe a drink every time Bob Roll presses his
fingertips together and pushes his hands out in front of him...

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pilar said:

does anyone know of any tour drinking games? maybe around oln coverage?

Sure, here's one.

- Fly to Grenoble
- Rent a camper van
- Fill camper van with beer
- Drive to Bourg d'Oisans
- Pick out spot on TT route
- Hook up sound system, more watts is better. Whatever you listen
to, make sure IT'S REALLY LOUD and you can dance to it!!
- Drink 24 X 7 until LANCE shows up.

It's a favorite with the Dutch, for whom sleep is optional.

Bob Schwartz
[email hidden]

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does anyone know of any tour drinking games? maybe around oln coverage?

Yes. Drink a shot everytime Bobke or Liggett mention Lance.

Thank heavens we just bought a case of Bordeaux...

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does anyone know of any tour drinking games? maybe around oln coverage?

Yes. Drink a shot everytime Bobke or Liggett mention Lance.

pilar said:

does anyone know of any tour drinking games? maybe around oln coverage?

Well there's this one here:
http://forums.bicycling.com/thread.jspa?threadID=90289&tstart=0
highlights;
Drink everytime tyler goes down
Drink everytime phonak gets a flat
Drink for the suitcase of courage
Drink for ticking over the pedals
Drink when Paul wants Ullrich to lead out Z in the sprint
Drink every time Phil mis-id's a rider (GAk.)
Drink for every fake mechanical
(Come on guys, you can't possibly need that much chain lube )
Drink whenever you hear Jakob Piil's name
Drink whenever they pass a church
Drink when the breakaway gets caught
Drink when you see the devil
Drink when you see the flame rouge
Drink if someone moons the camera
Drink for each "venga" out of the Liberty car
Drink each time AT asks a logical question followed by a logical an
HONEST answer by Bobke

Yeah, what Al's problem with Bobke? What a d$#k!

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pilar said:

does anyone know of any tour drinking games? maybe around oln coverage?

Well there's this one here:
http://forums.bicycling.com/thread.jspa?threadID=90289&tstart=0
highlights;
Drink everytime tyler goes down
Drink everytime phonak gets a flat
Drink for the suitcase of courage
Drink for ticking over the pedals
Drink when Paul wants Ullrich to lead out Z in the sprint
Drink every time Phil mis-id's a rider (GAk.)
Drink for every fake mechanical
(Come on guys, you can't possibly need that much chain lube )
Drink whenever you hear Jakob Piil's name
Drink whenever they pass a church
Drink when the breakaway gets caught
Drink when you see the devil
Drink when you see the flame rouge
Drink if someone moons the camera
Drink for each "venga" out of the Liberty car
Drink each time AT asks a logical question followed by a logical an
HONEST answer by Bobke

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pilar said:

does anyone know of any tour drinking games? maybe around oln coverage?

Well there's this one here:
http://forums.bicycling.com/thread.jspa?threadID=90289&tstart=0
highlights;
Drink everytime tyler goes down
Drink everytime phonak gets a flat
Drink for the suitcase of courage
Drink for ticking over the pedals
Drink when Paul wants Ullrich to lead out Z in the sprint
Drink every time Phil mis-id's a rider (GAk.)
Drink for every fake mechanical
(Come on guys, you can't possibly need that much chain lube )
Drink whenever you hear Jakob Piil's name
Drink whenever they pass a church
Drink when the breakaway gets caught
Drink when you see the devil
Drink when you see the flame rouge
Drink if someone moons the camera
Drink for each "venga" out of the Liberty car
Drink each time AT asks a logical question followed by a logical an
HONEST answer by Bobke

Every time Bob roll says of someone "his mouth does the talking instead of
his legs" (he used to say that about pantani, so now he has to say it about
someone else.)

Drink when you see Pantani's name painted on the pavement in the mountains.

Drink every time they interview sheryl crow

Drink when paul or phil say, "The race will be blown apart in the
mountains."

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pilar said:

does anyone know of any tour drinking games? maybe around oln coverage?

Well there's this one here:
http://forums.bicycling.com/thread.jspa?threadID=90289&tstart=0
highlights;
Drink everytime tyler goes down
Drink everytime phonak gets a flat
Drink for the suitcase of courage
Drink for ticking over the pedals
Drink when Paul wants Ullrich to lead out Z in the sprint
Drink every time Phil mis-id's a rider (GAk.)
Drink for every fake mechanical
(Come on guys, you can't possibly need that much chain lube )
Drink whenever you hear Jakob Piil's name
Drink whenever they pass a church
Drink when the breakaway gets caught
Drink when you see the devil
Drink when you see the flame rouge
Drink if someone moons the camera
Drink for each "venga" out of the Liberty car
Drink each time AT asks a logical question followed by a logical an
HONEST answer by Bobke

Every time Bob roll says of someone "his mouth does the talking instead of
his legs" (he used to say that about pantani, so now he has to say it about
someone else.)

Drink when you see Pantani's name painted on the pavement in the mountains.

Drink every time they interview sheryl crow

Drink when paul or phil say, "The race will be blown apart in the
mountains."

Drink everytime there is a non sequitur reference to Mr. Armstrong

Drink 5 times if that reference also mentions Mrs Crow

Drink 10 times if someone also mentions Fabio Casartelli

Drink everytime someone is refered to as a chap

Drink 5 times if someone is refered to as a fine chap

Drink 10 times if Phil refers to David Millar is chap in a spot of
trouble

Drink everytime someone mentions Richard Virenque

Drink 5 times evertime that reference also includes the mention of
Festina

Drink 10 times if the whole affair is layed out fore the viewer

Drink everytime Phil ends a sentence with ....about that.

Drink everytime Lance seems curt to Fankie....

Drink 5 times everytime Frankie asks a stupid rhetorical question

Drink 10 times everytime Frankie asks a question a cyclist should know
better than to ask

Drink everytime we are reminded that breakaways rarely succeed

Drink five times everytime Phil ignores his own warnings and says
TODAY these boys just might succeed.

Drink again 10 times everytime that Paul has to remind him that they
only have 2:00 mintues and are 50km from the finish.

Drink evertime Tyler and the collar bone a reference

Drink 5 someone can't resist the aliteration and refers to tyler as
the "Man from Marblehead".

Drink 10 times if someone mentions tugboat

Drink everytime that Jan is called a bridesmaid

Drink 5 times everytime someone mentions his ectasy suspension

Drink 10 times if a reference is made to Jan's ironic DUI car
accident.

pilar said:

does anyone know of any tour drinking games? maybe around oln coverage?

just a sip of beer every time someone says Lance.

A shot every time Bob Roll says "scintillating".

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pilar said:

does anyone know of any tour drinking games? maybe around oln coverage?

just a sip of beer every time someone says Lance.

A shot every time Bob Roll says "scintillating".

Drink every time Phil refers to someone as being in 'a spot of bother'.

Drink every time Paul says, "cat amongst the pigeons."

At this rate we'll be snockered every night.