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  1. Last night I dreamt of Mandalay.

    No that's not right.

    Last night I was waiting to turn right out of the industrial estate
    where I work. I was about to go when I saw a car approach downhill
    from the left at a bit of a lick, so I waited until he'd cleared the
    junction.

    He indicated right to turn into the industrial estate and then wham!
    hit the front of my bike. I really don't remember whether I hit the
    ground or not (I was waiting at the junction, one foot on the pedal
    ready to go). The biggest shock was seeing this car coming straight
    at me.

    I wasn't hurt at all. The bike has a warped front wheel and I think
    the forks are bent. No sign of buckled paint/tubes round the head
    tube.

    I unholstered the F gun (1) and let the driver have a magazine. He was
    very apologetic but didn't understand my joke about "I bet you didn't
    see me". I think he was scared (him 5' 4 , me 6' and furious). He
    said he'd pay for any damage, shpxvat right you will I told him.

    A crowd gathered outside a nearby factory, either they saw it or had
    been brought out by the noise. I'll go and check today.

    I got a lift home with my orquer de vache where we all had a look at
    the forks. A phone call to Mercian this morning suggests they are
    bent but they can possibly retrack the forks. I'll post them off for
    an expert opinion.

    And relax.

    Tim
    (1) The F gun fires not bullets but goes shpx shpx shpxvgl shpx at
    130dB.

  2. Tim Hall said:

    He indicated right to turn into the industrial estate and then wham!
    hit the front of my bike. I really don't remember whether I hit the
    ground or not (I was waiting at the junction, one foot on the pedal
    ready to go). The biggest shock was seeing this car coming straight
    at me.

    I wasn't hurt at all. The bike has a warped front wheel and I think
    the forks are bent. No sign of buckled paint/tubes round the head
    tube.

    Sorry to hear that, at least you're OK. There seems to be a lot of
    it about at the moment, I wonder if the onset of sunny weather makes
    people more careless. (Not that I'm blaming you, but I'd include
    cyclists in this; I've been known to daydream a bit while enjoying
    perfect cycling weather).

    Quoted message said:

    (1) The F gun fires not bullets but goes shpx shpx shpxvgl shpx at
    130dB.

    .... and is reloaded by watching Tarrantino films, presumably?

    --
    jc

    Remove the -not from email

  3. "Tim Hall" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...
    <snip>

    Quoted message said:

    I think he was scared (him 5' 4 , me 6' and furious).

    Are you sure about this bit?

    As I was informed in another thread that "I don't think any motor driver is
    likely to be intimidated by a cyclist"

    I didn't like to post back that since I am 6'4" I can be quite intimidating
    lest anyone think I am a thug.

    Glad your OK, and hope you get your wheels sorted. Do I gather that the
    driver did a U turn using the junction you were waiting to get out of and
    ran straight into you?

    Andrew

  4. andrew carver said:


    As I was informed in another thread that "I don't think any motor
    driver is likely to be intimidated by a cyclist"


    Once they are out of the car, they tend to feel smaller and realize that
    they have been siting on thier [censored] and you are warmed up.

    --
    Andy Morris

    AndyAtJinkasDotFreeserve.Co.UK

    Love this:
    Put an end to Outlook Express's messy quotes
    http://home.in.tum.de/~jain/software/oe-quotefix/

  5. Andy Morris said:
    andrew carver said:

    As I was informed in another thread that "I don't think any motor
    driver is likely to be intimidated by a cyclist"

    Once they are out of the car, they tend to feel smaller and realize that
    they have been siting on thier [censored] and you are warmed up.

    That's right. It's only while sitting in a mobile steel box weighing
    over a ton that they have the feeling of invulnerability. Once they step
    out of their portable territory the situation is somewhat reversed. The
    outdoors is the cyclist's territory, and the average cyclist is in much
    better physical condition than the average motorist.

    --
    Dave...

    Every time I see an adult on a bicycle, I no longer despair for the
    future of the human race. - H. G. Wells

  6. andrew carver said:


    "Tim Hall" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...
    <snip>

    Quoted message said:

    I think he was scared (him 5' 4 , me 6' and furious).

    Are you sure about this bit?

    As I was informed in another thread that "I don't think any motor driver is
    likely to be intimidated by a cyclist"

    I didn't like to post back that since I am 6'4" I can be quite intimidating
    lest anyone think I am a thug.

    Glad your OK, and hope you get your wheels sorted. Do I gather that the
    driver did a U turn using the junction you were waiting to get out of and
    ran straight into you?

    Not quite. I was waiting to trun right out of a minor road. He turned
    right into the same minor road. He cut across the corner and/or got
    his line wrong.

    ------------------------
    c c c
    c
    ---------| Xc |--------
    | |
    | |
    | |

    I'm the X. His track is the c.

    (Not to scale!)

    Tim

  7. Tim Hall said:

    ------------------------
    c c c
    c
    ---------| Xc |--------
    | |
    | |
    | |

    I'm the X. His track is the c.

    I can't understand how he managed not to see you. He'd have to at least look
    to make sure he was actually pointing into the junction.

  8. Simonb said:
    Tim Hall said:

    ------------------------
    c c c
    c
    ---------| Xc |--------
    | |
    | |
    | |

    I'm the X. His track is the c.

    I can't understand how he managed not to see you. He'd have to at least look
    to make sure he was actually pointing into the junction.

    Probably hidden by the usual urban camouflage of a hi-vis jacket ;-)

    Tony

  9. On Sat, 23 Apr 2005 10:28:44 +0100, Tony Raven <[email hidden]>

    Quoted message said:
    Simonb said:
    Tim Hall said:

    ------------------------
    c c c
    c
    ---------| Xc |--------
    | |
    | |
    | |

    I'm the X. His track is the c.

    I can't understand how he managed not to see you. He'd have to at least look
    to make sure he was actually pointing into the junction.

    You and me both.

    Quoted message said:


    Probably hidden by the usual urban camouflage of a hi-vis jacket ;-)


    As it happens I wasn't wearing a hi-vis, I tend not to during daylight
    - this was at 17:40 ish, so bright day.

    I spoke yesterday to one of the people who gathered outside their
    factory to watch. He said they'd checked to see where the afternoon
    sun was wrt to the driver's path and that it was nowhere near.

    Tim

  10. On Fri, 22 Apr 2005 09:19:55 +0100, Tim Hall wrote:

    [snip]

    Quoted message said:


    Tim
    (1) The F gun fires not bullets but goes shpx shpx shpxvgl shpx at 130dB.

    Where can I get one from???

  11. Steve said:

    On Fri, 22 Apr 2005 09:19:55 +0100, Tim Hall wrote:

    [snip]

    Quoted message said:


    Tim
    (1) The F gun fires not bullets but goes shpx shpx shpxvgl shpx at
    130dB.

    Where can I get one from???

    url:http://www.killsometime.com/humor/humor.asp?humor=FWord

    seems to do the job

    A

  12. Simonb said:
    Tim Hall said:

    ------------------------
    c c c
    c
    ---------| Xc |--------
    | |
    | |
    | |

    I'm the X. His track is the c.

    I can't understand how he managed not to see you. He'd have to at least look
    to make sure he was actually pointing into the junction.

    You'd be suprised how many people turn into a side road, cutting the
    corner, and don't look properly.

    I regularly make a point of planting my car over toward the centre line
    and NOT stopping short of the line if there's a corner-cutter coming in.
    It's not like I should be giving way to them, after all, it's just
    their laziness.

    --

    Velvet

  13. Velvet said:

    You'd be suprised how many people turn into a side road, cutting the
    corner, and don't look properly.

    I regularly make a point of planting my car over toward the centre line
    and NOT stopping short of the line if there's a corner-cutter coming in.
    It's not like I should be giving way to them, after all, it's just
    their laziness.

    And their desire to preserve their speed for as long as possible before
    they have to touch that dusty, cobwebbed pedal just to the left of the
    accelerator - c.f. late braking at traffic lights, etc.

    R.

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