Too Funny

David Burley said:

Explanation Of Ullrich's Team Car Conference In Stage 13... At the 100km mark of yesterday's
stage, Jan Ullrich returned to the team car for a discussion with his director, Rudy Pevenage. No
reason was given for the conference in the middle of the stage. That was probably because the
reason was a rather embarrasing one. It was revealed after the stage that the rider who finished
the stage in 2nd place needed to go to the toilet. And it was for a 'Number Two'... with the pace
high, Ullrich realized what he needed to do. Figure out the rest of this story without the need
for graphic detail. Let's just say: he didn't stop...

A man who has his [censored] together...

David Burley said:

Explanation Of Ullrich's Team Car Conference In Stage 13... At the 100km mark of yesterday's
stage, Jan Ullrich returned to the team car for a discussion with his director, Rudy Pevenage. No
reason was given for the conference in the middle of the stage. That was probably because the
reason was a rather embarrasing one. It was revealed after the stage that the rider who finished
the stage in 2nd place needed to go to the toilet. And it was for a 'Number Two'... with the pace
high, Ullrich realized what he needed to do. Figure out the rest of this story without the need
for graphic detail. Let's just say: he didn't stop...

Please tell me they didn't capture the results on camera.

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Raptor said:

Please tell me they didn't capture the results on camera.

In the Tour 97 or 98 Ullrich had to pee. One of his team mates pushed him at the side of the road,
the moto camera was really close. Abraham Olona chased the camera away.

Dieter

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David Burley said:

Explanation Of Ullrich's Team Car Conference In Stage 13... At the 100km mark of yesterday's
stage, Jan Ullrich returned to the team car for a discussion with his director, Rudy Pevenage.
No reason was given for the conference in the middle of the stage. That was probably because the
reason was a rather embarrasing one. It was revealed after the stage that the rider who finished
the stage in 2nd place needed to go to the toilet. And it was for a 'Number Two'... with the
pace high, Ullrich realized what he needed to do. Figure out the rest of this story without the
need for graphic detail. Let's just say: he didn't stop...

A man who has his [censored] together...

Gives the term "[censored]' yer drawers" a whole new meaning. Hey, maybe that's why Lance had such a
pained expression on his face when he was in Jan's wake! I wouldn't have stayed on his wheel
either. Pew.

"Raptor" <[email hidden]> wrote

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Please tell me they didn't capture the results on camera.

I can just imagine Phil's commentary as the cameras pick up the image of brown goo oozing from
his shorts:

"My goodness, me... Ulrich has had a rather nasty incident that he won't soon forget..."

"David Burley" <[email hidden]> wrote in :"]news:[email hidden]:

Quoted message said:

Explanation Of Ullrich's Team Car Conference In Stage 13... At the 100km mark of yesterday's
stage, Jan Ullrich returned to the team car for a discussion with his director, Rudy Pevenage. No
reason was given for the conference in the middle of the stage. That was probably because the
reason was a rather embarrasing one. It was revealed after the stage that the rider who finished
the stage in 2nd place needed to go to the toilet. And it was for a 'Number Two'... with the pace
high, Ullrich realized what he needed to do. Figure out the rest of this story without the need
for graphic detail. Let's just say: he didn't stop...

That's funny, I thought the only rider [censored] himself yesterday was LA 😉

Now that you mention it, I remember hearing a similar story of the same thing happening to Gred
LeMond during the TDF one year.

Kinda sick, but they are paid to ride... no excuses.

- Boyd S.

Dieter Buerssner said:

Raptor said:

Please tell me they didn't capture the results on camera.

In the Tour 97 or 98 Ullrich had to pee. One of his team mates pushed him at the side of the road,
the moto camera was really close. Abraham Olona chased the camera away.

In one of the earlier Alpine stages last Sunday, there was pretty good camera coverage of Bettini
pushing Virenque while Tricky was working his dicky. A Brioches rider picked that point to attack;
Bettini chased him down and gave him the full verbal treatment. Both ears chewed.

And all along I thought these guys were like movie stars - they never go to the loo.

Boyd Speerschneider said:

"David Burley" <[email hidden]> wrote in :"]news:[email hidden]:

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Quoted message said:

Explanation Of Ullrich's Team Car Conference In Stage 13... At the 100km mark of yesterday's
stage, Jan Ullrich returned to the team car for a discussion with his director, Rudy Pevenage. No
reason was given for the conference in the middle of the stage. That was probably because the
reason was a rather embarrasing one. It was revealed after the stage that the rider who finished
the stage in 2nd place needed to go to the toilet. And it was for a 'Number Two'... with the pace
high, Ullrich realized what he needed to do. Figure out the rest of this story without the need
for graphic detail. Let's just say: he didn't stop...

Quoted message said:

That's funny, I thought the only rider [censored] himself yesterday was LA 😉

Quoted message said:

Now that you mention it, I remember hearing a similar story of the same thing happening to Gred
LeMond during the TDF one year.

A couple years ago Jacky Durand crossed the finish line, his red shorts clearly sporting a large
bulging brown stain. Camera caught it all, commentators "didn't see a thing".

Quoted message said:

Kinda sick, but they are paid to ride... no excuses.

Quoted message said:

- Boyd S.