Well, well, well, look who's got all the answers! You're spot on about tire width and tread patterns, but let's not forget about the unsung hero in this cycling drama - the humble inner tube. You know, the thing that actually gets pinched? Sometimes, it's not just about the tire, but the tube inside that's causing all the trouble. Thinner tubes are more prone to pinching, especially when paired with narrow tires or aggressive treads. So, while we're busy blaming the tire, the tube might be the real culprit. And let's not forget about the role of luck. Sometimes, no matter how prepared you are, a rogue rock or a sneaky pothole can still cause a pinch flat. It's like life, isn't it? You can plan and prepare, but sometimes, you just gotta roll with the punches... or the pinches, in this case.