Whats the point of even calling yourself a serious cyclist if you cant handle a few hours in the saddle without needing to pad yourself up like the Michelin Man? Are gel saddles and padded shorts really necessary for rides over 20 miles, or are you just too lazy to toughen up and develop some real endurance? Dont even get me started on the ridiculousness of bike seats with built-in suspension systems - are you trying to ride a bike or a La-Z-Boy? And whats with the obsession with comfort bikes that look like they belong in a grandmas garage? Cant handle a little road vibration? Need to sit up straight and ride like a tourist? If youre so concerned about comfort, maybe you should just stick to your Peloton and leave the real cycling to the rest of us. Do you really think that a few extra pounds of padding and a relaxed frame geometry are going to make a difference on a 50-mile ride, or are you just trying to justify your lack of fitness? And dont even get me started on the ergonomic grips and saddles that claim to reduce pressure points - have you ever even heard of a little thing called getting used to it? Whats next, are you going to start demanding that bike manufacturers install cup holders and built-in snack compartments?