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  1. This is what I found.
    http://www.covecommunications.ca/pages/TEAM%20PUKE_jpg.htm

    --
    Cory S
    Splat Graphics
    http://splat-graphics.tripod.com

    "Monique Y. Mudama" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    On 2004-07-20, BB penned:

    Quoted message said:
    Monique Y. Mudama said:

    BTDT. Maybe we should design a t-shirt or start a club?

    Puking Pedallers Uphill Upchuckers

    "Team Puke" used to sell jerseys & hats; I never did get around to
    ordering one, and it seems they've gone offline. :-(

    See, now that woulda been perfect!

    --
    monique

    "Get a bicycle. You will not regret it, if you live."
    -- Mark Twain

  2. I'm not a natural born climber!

    Nope, neither Nature nor Nurture favoured me with any skills regarding
    climbing. As evidenced by the following...

    Linda and I are climbing up a steep pitch that has two sections. The
    first one I clean, but I'm barely moving along in granny. Slowly I
    recover on the short flat before to the second pitch. Up we go. Shifting
    I eventually run out of gears, then balance. Now I'm pushing. Once it
    becomes ridable I'm back on the bike and we spin up to the top.

    When we get to the top I'm gasping, wheezing and trying to get air. I
    turn to look at Linda, and grin. She smiles back at me. She's sucking
    wind too!

    Then I barfed!

    Technically I guess it was "dry heaves", as nothing came up, but it sure
    felt like barfing.

    Heat, humidity, effort and a lack of ability all conspired against
    me...bleah!

    We chose an area for our holidays that was rather... well... Hilly!
    Really hilly. The trails hadn't seen maintenance for a loooooong time,
    so most of our potential rides turned into woodtick infested hikes. One
    unmaintained set of XC ski trails actually had dozens of Bee Hives
    waiting at the trailhead (we didn't hang around there for long).

    What I learned, or rather reinforced, from this holiday is that like it
    or not, I am a flat land rider. I have neither the legs nor the lungs
    for prolonged climbing.

    Other than that I volunteered at a 75mile MTB Enduro Race. I was at the
    second check-point, about half-way, and were those riders ever happy to
    see our little band of volunteers! As well, Linda and I went to see a
    mountain bike race that wasn't too far away from where we were camping.
    Lots of mud and loose shale on that course. A fun time was had at both
    events.

    From a biking point of view the past two weeks were a bit of a let down,
    but over all we had a great time doing things we'd been told about, and
    finding things of our own to do.
    --
    - Rog

    http://www.wpcusrgrp.org/~rogerbuchanan/index.html

    NOTE: to Reply to this, remove the phrase "NOSPAM"
    from my "Reply To:" address, or it will be returned.

  3. On 2004-07-20, Roger Buchanan penned:

    [snip]

    Quoted message said:


    Then I barfed!

    Technically I guess it was "dry heaves", as nothing came up, but it
    sure felt like barfing.

    BTDT. Maybe we should design a t-shirt or start a club?

    Puking Pedallers
    Uphill Upchuckers

    .....

    [snip]

    Quoted message said:

    What I learned, or rather reinforced, from this holiday is that like
    it or not, I am a flat land rider. I have neither the legs nor the
    lungs for prolonged climbing.

    If you rode hills enough, you'd get better. I'm living proof. Or, as
    my martial arts instructor told me years ago, "You started out with
    three left feet; now you only have two!"

    --
    monique

    "Get a bicycle. You will not regret it, if you live."
    -- Mark Twain

  4. Monique Y. Mudama said:

    On 2004-07-20, Roger Buchanan penned:

    [snip]

    Quoted message said:


    Then I barfed!

    Technically I guess it was "dry heaves", as nothing came up, but it
    sure felt like barfing.

    BTDT. Maybe we should design a t-shirt or start a club?

    Puking Pedallers
    Uphill Upchuckers

    ....

    [snip]

    Quoted message said:

    What I learned, or rather reinforced, from this holiday is that like
    it or not, I am a flat land rider. I have neither the legs nor the
    lungs for prolonged climbing.

    If you rode hills enough, you'd get better. I'm living proof. Or, as
    my martial arts instructor told me years ago, "You started out with
    three left feet; now you only have two!"

    Well, you're not alone. I'd like to consider myself a pretty good climber,
    but I still blow chunks once or twice a season as well.

    Matt (just wish I could prevent the TriStream (TM) when it really cuts
    loose)

  5. it's true that you become accustomed to them over time and practice. i
    live in a very hilly city, and have to climb multiple hills just to get
    to the beginning of any decent trails. do that for a few years, and
    there will practically no hills you can't handle.

    Monique Y. Mudama said:

    On 2004-07-20, Roger Buchanan penned:

    [snip]

    Quoted message said:

    Then I barfed!

    Technically I guess it was "dry heaves", as nothing came up, but it
    sure felt like barfing.

    BTDT. Maybe we should design a t-shirt or start a club?

    Puking Pedallers
    Uphill Upchuckers

    ....

    [snip]

    Quoted message said:

    What I learned, or rather reinforced, from this holiday is that like
    it or not, I am a flat land rider. I have neither the legs nor the
    lungs for prolonged climbing.

    If you rode hills enough, you'd get better. I'm living proof. Or, as
    my martial arts instructor told me years ago, "You started out with
    three left feet; now you only have two!"

  6. "MattB" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:
    Monique Y. Mudama said:

    On 2004-07-20, Roger Buchanan penned:

    [snip]

    Quoted message said:


    Then I barfed!

    Technically I guess it was "dry heaves", as nothing came up, but it
    sure felt like barfing.

    BTDT. Maybe we should design a t-shirt or start a club?

    Puking Pedallers
    Uphill Upchuckers

    ....

    [snip]

    Quoted message said:

    What I learned, or rather reinforced, from this holiday is that like
    it or not, I am a flat land rider. I have neither the legs nor the
    lungs for prolonged climbing.

    If you rode hills enough, you'd get better. I'm living proof. Or, as
    my martial arts instructor told me years ago, "You started out with
    three left feet; now you only have two!"

    Well, you're not alone. I'd like to consider myself a pretty good climber,
    but I still blow chunks once or twice a season as well.

    Matt (just wish I could prevent the TriStream (TM) when it really cuts
    loose)

    Man, that's gotta burn like hell. It happened to me once. . . never again, i
    say. Ow.

    cc

  7. Monique Y. Mudama said:

    BTDT. Maybe we should design a t-shirt or start a club?

    Puking Pedallers
    Uphill Upchuckers

    "Team Puke" used to sell jerseys & hats; I never did get around to
    ordering one, and it seems they've gone offline. :-(

    --
    -BB-
    To reply to me, drop the attitude (from my e-mail address, at least)

  8. On 2004-07-20, BB penned:

    Quoted message said:
    Monique Y. Mudama said:

    BTDT. Maybe we should design a t-shirt or start a club?

    Puking Pedallers Uphill Upchuckers

    "Team Puke" used to sell jerseys & hats; I never did get around to
    ordering one, and it seems they've gone offline. :-(

    See, now that woulda been perfect!

    --
    monique

    "Get a bicycle. You will not regret it, if you live."
    -- Mark Twain

  9. On 2004-07-20, MattB penned:

    Quoted message said:


    Well, you're not alone. I'd like to consider myself a pretty good
    climber, but I still blow chunks once or twice a season as well.

    Matt (just wish I could prevent the TriStream (TM) when it really cuts
    loose)

    Yuck, I say, YUCK!

    I have some sort of visceral idea of what that feels like, so it must
    have happened to me before, though I have no specific memory. *shudder*

    Mostly I get the dry heaves, or I really *wish* I could puke. In those
    cases, sometimes a good belch seems to help. I'm not willing to induce
    barfing, though, even if I think it will make me feel better.

    --
    monique

    "Get a bicycle. You will not regret it, if you live."
    -- Mark Twain

  10. "Roger Buchanan" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    I'm not a natural born climber!

    Then I barfed!

    Technically I guess it was "dry heaves", as nothing came up, but it sure
    felt like barfing.

    Talk about whinging. Toughen up. *rollseyes* "But the hill is too
    steep..." Geezzzzzz

  11. On 2004-07-20, Portable Splat Graphics penned:

    Quoted message said:

    This is what I found.
    http://www.covecommunications.ca/pages/TEAM%20PUKE_jpg.htm

    Er.

    Ew.

    --
    monique

    "Get a bicycle. You will not regret it, if you live."
    -- Mark Twain

  12. Comfort Gusset said:

    "Roger Buchanan" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    I'm not a natural born climber!

    Then I barfed!

    Technically I guess it was "dry heaves", as nothing came up, but it
    sure felt like barfing.

    Quoted message said:

    Talk about whinging. Toughen up. *rollseyes* "But the hill is too
    steep..." Geezzzzzz

    Ummm, you *might* want to know a little about the person you're
    flaming/chiding/whatevering before pressing Send.

    Bill "we should all be as tough as Rog" S.

  13. Rog says:

    <snip effort>

    Quoted message said:

    Then I barfed!

    I am very similar, Rog, except that I learnt long ago to give up and start
    walking before I was in danger of that. And if it felt bad walking, I have
    never been averse to a quick "bicycle inspection" before continuing ;-)

    Steve

  14. Comfort Gusset said:

    "Roger Buchanan" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    I'm not a natural born climber!

    Then I barfed!

    Technically I guess it was "dry heaves", as nothing came up, but it sure
    felt like barfing.

    Talk about whinging. Toughen up. *rollseyes* "But the hill is too
    steep..." Geezzzzzz


    The hill obviously wasn't too steep if he kept going up it till he
    puked. Do you ride/race/workout that hard?
    *rolls eyes*

    Shawn

  15. Monique Y. Mudama said:

    On 2004-07-20, Roger Buchanan penned:

    [snip]

    Quoted message said:


    Then I barfed!

    Technically I guess it was "dry heaves", as nothing came up, but it
    sure felt like barfing.

    BTDT. Maybe we should design a t-shirt or start a club?

    Puking Pedallers
    Uphill Upchuckers

    team puke.com used to exist, I'm still wishing I had bought one of their
    jerseys.

    Penny

  16. "Roger Buchanan" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    I'm not a natural born climber!

    Nope, neither Nature nor Nurture favoured me with any skills regarding
    climbing. As evidenced by the following...> From a biking point of view


    the past two weeks were a bit of a let down,

    Quoted message said:

    but over all we had a great time doing things we'd been told about, and
    finding things of our own to do.
    --
    - Rog

    http://www.wpcusrgrp.org/~rogerbuchanan/index.html

    NOTE: to Reply to this, remove the phrase "NOSPAM"
    from my "Reply To:" address, or it will be returned.

    Glad to hear you had an enjoyable break and vacation, nonetheless.

    Paladin

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