One of my mature female colleagues, a mother of two, mentioned to another
female co-worker the same age in a swooning manner that "Daniel was on TV
twice last night." I asked who was the object of their desires and was
somewhat taken aback to be shown a keyring with a picture of a somewhat
portly man in a hideous green t shirt.
Their idol was singer Daniel Bedingfield.
http://www.undercover.com.au/pics/danielbedingfieldros2002.jpg
OK, eye (and in this case ear) of the beholder and all that but I'm sure I
could come up with some cycling god that would knock him into a cocked hat.
Wracking my brain and somewhat tentatively getting in touch with my gay
side, I tried to come up with what I considered to be the most handsome bike
rider of the moment and came up with Petacchi.
http://www.dailypeloton.com/article_images/interbike03/petacchi1.jpg
After showing them some more photos from old bike mags they both agreed that
he is indeed a fine figure of a man, but he can't sing as well as Daniel. To
put the tin hat on it, I showed them a photo of Petacchi bawling his eyes
out after winning a race and that did it - he's their new hero :-)
--
Simon Mason
http://www.simonmason.karoo.net