TheFrankShorter...

Ted said:

...is a wimp.

I agree Ted. He used to [censored] his shorts before, and during, every race.
He needed a butt plug just to keep it in.
AS

Ted said:

...is a wimp.

I agree Ted. He used to [censored] his shorts before, and during, every race.
He needed a butt plug just to keep it in.
AS

Ted said:

...is a wimp.

I agree Ted. He used to [censored] his shorts before, and during, every race.
He needed a butt plug just to keep it in.
AS

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Ted said:

...is a wimp.

I agree Ted. He used to [censored] his shorts before, and during, every race.
He needed a butt plug just to keep it in.

you're misinformed. the butt plug did not have any particular function.

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...is a wimp.

i'm not even going to reply to this. i'm not a wimp! i grew up on the rough
streets of middletown new york and they love me like a GOD there and
anywhere else where they rememberr that marathon i won...ummm...whichever
one it was...i think it was in the 70's.

what did thebillrodgers ever do besides capitalize on a bunch of naive,
overweight recreational runners?

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you're misinformed. the butt plug did not have any particular

function.>
No, I'm quite sure. He had an electric vibrating one for pleasure.

i'm not even going to reply to this.>

Yet he did.

i'm not a wimp! >

Me dost think you protest too much lil' grasshoper.

i grew up on the rough
streets of middletown new york >

Middleton's "rough streets" are regularly featured on Sesame street.
Those are the ones Oscar prowls in search of cookie monster.

and they love me like a GOD there >

I hear they did all "love you", each one, several times.

and
anywhere else where they rememberr that marathon i
won...ummm...whichever
one it was...i think it was in the 70's.>

Sorry, I forgot.

what did thebillrodgers ever do besides capitalize on a bunch of naive,

overweight recreational runners?>

What part of that statement do you have a problem with Frank? I mean
you say it like it's a BAD thing or something?

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i'm not even going to reply to this.>

Yet he did.

it's called irony. all the best "wits" are doing it. I think thefrankshorter
is one of the freshest, funniest posters to this so-called newsgroup yet.

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i'm not a wimp! >

Me dost think you protest too much lil' grasshoper.

Frank Shorter aint no tough guy. Frank Shorter gets the chics with his
feminine side and girly legs

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i grew up on the rough
streets of middletown new york >

Middleton's "rough streets" are regularly featured on Sesame street.
Those are the ones Oscar prowls in search of cookie monster.

ever been to Middletown? [shudder]. dont be out after dark.

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and they love me like a GOD there >

I hear they did all "love you", each one, several times.

i was 53rd in line.

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and
anywhere else where they rememberr that marathon i
won...ummm...whichever
one it was...i think it was in the 70's.>

Sorry, I forgot.

what did thebillrodgers ever do besides capitalize on a bunch of naive,

overweight recreational runners?>

What part of that statement do you have a problem with Frank? I mean
you say it like it's a BAD thing or something?

point taken.

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i'm not even going to reply to this.>

Yet he did.

it's called irony. all the best "wits" are doing it. I think thefrankshorter
is one of the freshest, funniest posters to this so-called newsgroup yet.

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i'm not a wimp! >

Me dost think you protest too much lil' grasshoper.

Frank Shorter aint no tough guy. Frank Shorter gets the chics with his
feminine side and girly legs

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i grew up on the rough
streets of middletown new york >

Middleton's "rough streets" are regularly featured on Sesame street.
Those are the ones Oscar prowls in search of cookie monster.

ever been to Middletown? [shudder]. dont be out after dark.

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and they love me like a GOD there >

I hear they did all "love you", each one, several times.

i was 53rd in line.

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and
anywhere else where they rememberr that marathon i
won...ummm...whichever
one it was...i think it was in the 70's.>

Sorry, I forgot.

what did thebillrodgers ever do besides capitalize on a bunch of naive,

overweight recreational runners?>

What part of that statement do you have a problem with Frank? I mean
you say it like it's a BAD thing or something?

point taken.

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you're misinformed. the butt plug did not have any particular

function.>
No, I'm quite sure. He had an electric vibrating one for pleasure.

he's not gonna mess with his splits like that...i mean what if he's an hour
into a race and all of a sudden the battery dies on him. how distracting
would that be? it was a plain, no nonsense butt plug that wasnt cleaned
often. he found that butt plugs last about 400 miles if they're dried out
between uses.

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bang-it agen the bed post.
it well get bigger.

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6 times 2,109 miles.
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sorry I forgot...I use don't do the sex card.
2500. [censored] that..buckies runners.
I still well wait for the day you get the nerve too show what you
did.......in miles.

I know, I walk from my house to my car.
my car to my office/or job.
I speedometer ¼ mile. I walk to my car. I walk in my house.
and I tell a joke...... funny mikes.......
luv your job. you so good at it.

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