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Quoted message said:Grunts the TROLL as he lowers his trousers and squats,
Getting ready to post (or does he have the trots?):
Quoted message said:Another reference to excrement. Do you have a bowel
problem I wonder. [sic]
I have already told you that I only use a question mark if and when I expect
an answer. Since there is no real question to my wondering, I do not expect
an answer. How difficult can this be.
Quoted message said:Run a search using Google's archive, seeking '[censored]',
On page one, thirteen entries this year (quite a bit)
Are all signed with one name, though it missed many more.
Haven't we heard the phrase "More Ed Gin [censored]" before?
Yes, I think that we have. Will the kettle please stand
With his black, reddened face, and his hat in his hand,
And apologize nicely to poor Mister Pot?
Well, he might, but I'm giving long odds he will not.
All is fair in war, and that is what was going on then. I do not wish to
revisit that episode other than to note that you were not present on the
battlefield. Cowardice is NEVER attractive!
Quoted message said:Quoted message said:From nget - mercifully ignoring his pitifully probative
poetry:
Quoted message said:you [referring to Wayne] are... exquisite... My only
excuse... is that it is very early in the morning.
OPEN NOTE TO NGET:
No EXCUSES are needed; the REASONS are clear.
Writing isn't your forte;
Hells Bells! Writing is not the forte of fully 90% of the folks on this
group. What does that have to do with anything.
If you want to pick on somebody I am here for you. And I will give better
than I take, of that I can assure you.
you don't belong here
Quoted message said:In defense of a TROLL who would have you for lunch
If you weren't such a sic-ophant. Please get a hunch
That this TROLL doesn't like anyone on this group.
If you cross him you'll see just how cruelly he'll swoop.
There are only a handful on ARBR that I have liked over the years based on
what they have written. There is not one that I would ever want to meet in
real life. That is not what newsgroups are about. I thought everyone knew
this.
As for Nget, I liked what he did on this group. He showed some guts when the
going got rough, which is more than you ever did.
Quoted message said:He was singing my praises as late as last week;
Now I'm sensing a shift in the tone of TROLL-speak.
Have I changed? No, I haven't, and neither has he,
But he says he likes YOU, and no longer likes ME.
He's a TROLL, only nice when his bottom gets kissed;
Make him mad and you'll see that this TROLL does exist!
I have never liked you, nor did I ever say I did, but I liked your poetry,
and that is what I said. Surely we can distinguish the artifact from the
artist.
For instance, I think Beethoven was the greatest genius who ever lived and I
love his music, but I know I would not like him at all as a person. In fact,
I might very well hate him as a person. There is no contradiction in any of
this.
Quoted message said:As borne out by the TROLL's very words, maybe? Yes!:
Quoted message said:... it is obvious what I think and that I do not much
care what anyone else thinks if they differ from what
I think... you will discover what a troll can do.
OPEN NOTE TO THE TROLL:
Oh, no thanks, Mr. TROLL, we've seen more than enough
Of your ill-mannered postings, malevolent, rough,
Constant whining... Oh, dear, you've been victimized... GEE!
Did you like it, I wonder? Well, neither do we!
A poet should be sensitive and full of delicate feelings, but I am not - at
least not where this group is concerned. I am mostly laughing and full of
good cheer all the time I am posting to whoever, and that most definitely
includes you. Your verse cannot camouflage your very pedestrian views and
conventional thinking.
It is impossible for me to ever be "victimized" by any on this group because
of the contempt I have for most here (a few exceptions). For instance, there
is no way you could ever victimize me nor me you. That is because we are
both a couple of intellectual [censored], and those are the worst kind of
[censored] in the world. We know how to hate better than most others and we
have long memories which never forget nor forgive. Welcome to the faculty
lounge!
Quoted message said:Quoted message said:I will only put a question mark after a question that I want
an answer to... a stupid typo. We prose writers need not take
as much care.
I do not break up the flow of your words except when absolutely essential in
order to make an immediate point. Either quote me in full or not at all.
You do not have sense enough to paraphrase me.
Quoted message said:So he dangles a small preposition or two,
But rewrites all the rules (or at least tweaks a few),
To conform to his failings, insisting he's "Great",
That he's literate, smart - but it's slightly too late...
It makes sense to dangle prepositions from time to time and only a college
freshman English teacher would say otherwise.
I am Great because I am always the subject of the conversation, just as I am
presently with you. That is because I have the knack for saying interesting
things in an interesting way. Even with your unique ability to write verse,
no one is interested in you except yours truly (and Nget). But I am only
interested in your verse, not in you. Or did I already say that.
Quoted message said:In the archives at ARBR it's easy to see
That the TROLL picks at nits, little errors which he
Has himself far exceeded by count and in scope.
Does it matter? It doesn't, except to a dope.
Only a nerd would do reaserch in a newsgroup archive. All conversations must
be taken in full context, just as this one should be also. To pull out words
and ideas from previous conversations which are embebbed in a thread of
which you were not a part is truly the mark of a jerk.
By the way, I never make errors. Typos, yes, but not errors.
Quoted message said:Sigh-hh-hh... what's become of:
Quoted message said:A good troll... observing all the rules of proper behavior
and proper posting... I hope bringing joy and happiness to
one and all... so that at least no harm is done to the
group... Most trolls... only want the group to prosper and
prevail.
Perhaps the TROLL is seesawing back now to:
Quoted message said:I don't give a [censored] about any of you... [censored] and [censored]
heads ... That is all newsgroups are full of... I leave you
to yourselves. You are all a bunch of crazy [censored] who
deserve one another. May you all [BLEEP!] one another until
kingdom come... there are just not enough intelligent folks
here for me... Cowards and idiots! That is what ARBR is full
of...
The above will serve me in good stead when I want to be reminded of your
essential unfairness. You have not only taken things out of context but you
have put together a potpourri which only indicts you, not me. A scoundrel is
as a scoundrel does. This has got to be the low point of anything you have
ever posted to a newsgroup. Congratulations. Now we know how low it is
possible to sink. You really ought to get acquainted with Jon Meinecke, also
of this group. He goes in for this kind of [censored] too.
I am a complex person and a simple poet like you will never be able to
figure me out. That is why poets should only write about love and death -
and other abstract matters that the average normal person does not give a
damn about. Do not try to be a scholar. Abhor all research. Stick to being a
poet where honesty doesn't matter.
Quoted message said:That's about as likely to build confidence in the 'goodness'
of a TROLL as:
Quoted message said:I also have never been obscene... just because I believe
[NAME WITHELD TO PROTECT THE (RELATIVELY) INNOCENT] is a
[BLEEP!-ing] [censored] is not an obscenity...
There is good old fashion swearing and then there are those who have [censored]
and [censored] on the brain all the time. I am of the former disposition, you are
of the latter disposition. A poet who has [censored] and [censored] on the brain! It is
better to be a swearer.
Quoted message said:Some political putzes use 'spin' -
"Folks, my heart is pure GOLD," though it's tin.
Here at ARBR that spin doesn't work,
Since the archives will show what a jerk
ARBR's TROLL's been - both snotty and rude,
Plus combative, abusive and lewd.
Taking things out of context marks you for a real jerk in a class by
yourself. I will stand behind and defend every word I have ever written to
anyone anywhere. But the entire conversation will have to be resurrected,
not just bits and pieces that you pull out of context. What a jerk!
Quoted message said:Number six on the list: Just BE NICE!
Before sniping, please stop and think twice.
If the good of the group's on your mind,
Please stop showing your hairy behind!
We've been mooned much too often by TROLLS
And occasional "brother a-holes".
Everything with me is [censored] for tat as you are now discovering. There is no
point in being nice to "brother a-holes" who are not nice in return.
Note how the poet here again reverts to images of excrement - "brother
a-holes." He might just as well give up on the verse and join the rest of us
slobs in telling it like it is. Let's face it, there is no nice way of
telling someone that he is an [censored].
Quoted message said:For this group to get back to the place
Where more readers return, simple GRACE
Is what's needed, not conflict and spite,
Not a TROLL who's just itchin' to fight...
Though by whatever standards you choose,
He's outwitted, and he's gonna lose.
You wouldn't know grace if it hit you in the face.
You are going to lose because I can write prose a hundred times faster than
you can write verse. We will leave the question of wit up to the reader.
I believe ARBR has been permanently ruined by the criminal troll episode and
that the group is never going to get back to where it was. There is a lesson
here for all of us who know how to think about things. But the poet thinks
all trolls are the same and has nary a word to say about the criminal troll
who destroyed this group. That is why poets and artists in general are never
to be trusted with anything important. Let them write their verses for our
amusement, but do not take them any more serious that you would a circus
clown.
Quoted message said:In my verse about Billy Goat Gruff,
I was temperate, though it was tough.
Where the goat made an offer of 'PEACE',
Now it's changed to the much stronger 'CEASE';
And plain text has been changed to a link
That's unkind, but deserved, don't you think?
There is not one person in a hundred on this group who will understand the
above stanza. Why write anything unless you want to be understood.
In the future I will take on your thoughts one by one irrespective of the
quality of your verse, unless you restrict yourself to writing about love
and death of course.
Quoted message said:Regards,
Wayne
I used to put "Regards" on my signature too until I learned it was a
politeness wasted on ARBR. A better sign-off would be "F*** You Too" since
that is what is mostly going on here.
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
PS. It should be noted that Wayne has now devoted several posts to attacking
me, even dredging up ancient history in the process of doing so (something I
have never done to anyone). Attacking is a two way street and I now have
enough information about him based on his present posts to return the favor.
Wayne says he does not like trolls, but who is trolling who here. Others may
be confused by what is going on, but I am not.
