The Squirrel Menace

Dan said:

RonSonic said:

Not content to assault cyclists, this hell-rat thugs it up at a local park
leaving a trail of bloodshed and tears in it's wake.

http://www.local6.com/news/9665269/detail.html

Ron

Scwerl control:

http://www.scarysquirrel.org/vacation/surprisevalley/index.html.

These must be my people since I did graduate from Surprise Valley High
School - rodents beware!

I hope you die a long, slow, painful death!

First tomatoes, now squirrels! Wat's next?

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Group: rec.bicycles.tech Date: Sat, Aug 12, 2006, 10:35am (EDT-1) From:
[email hidden] (winnard)

Quoted message said:

Here's our 'pet' squirrel. My wife bottle
fed him from 1 week old, we've had him
a year now. He lives in the backyard and
does whatever he wants, and shows up
for dinner every night at 8.

Quoted message said:

Which only proves: It's all upbringing!

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On Fri, 18 Aug 2006 17:34:49 -0400, [email hidden] (Chris Z The

Wheelman) said:

Group: rec.bicycles.tech Date: Sat, Aug 12, 2006, 10:35am (EDT-1) From:
[email hidden] (winnard)

Quoted message said:

Here's our 'pet' squirrel. My wife bottle
fed him from 1 week old, we've had him
a year now. He lives in the backyard and
does whatever he wants, and shows up
for dinner every night at 8.

Quoted message said:

Which only proves: It's all upbringing!

Don't be fooled by such hell-rat propaganda. Like so many other squirrels who
put on a front for the fools and tools who feed them, this one is up to no good.
Look into those beady little eyes and tell me you don't see the evil within.

The telling phrase is that "does whatever he wants and shows up for dinner." We
know what he's up to. Out there stealing tomatoes from my yard and trying to get
drivers to run off the road.

Ron

I'll bet he doesn't quote any of the message to which he replies.

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Dave
dvt at psu dot edu

Everyone confesses that exertion which brings out all the powers of body
and mind is the best thing for us; but most people do all they can to
get rid of it, and as a general rule nobody does much more than
circumstances drive them to do. -Harriet Beecher Stowe, abolitionist and
novelist (1811-1896)

Who?

Who what?

Exactly.

Bill Sornson said:

Exactly.

If you don't quote the previous post are you top posting?

Another method of squirrels attacking. Fast. downhill corner, fairly blind.
The apex was covered with freshly cut, hard, fir cones (nature's own
rollers). Am sure if I'd gone down it would have been to the snickers of
the little devils.
Kerry

I searched the archives and realized that no one had posted this
squirrel related link yet:

http://www.office-humour.co.uk/movies/4650/

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Dave
dvt at psu dot edu

Everyone confesses that exertion which brings out all the powers of body
and mind is the best thing for us; but most people do all they can to
get rid of it, and as a general rule nobody does much more than
circumstances drive them to do. -Harriet Beecher Stowe, abolitionist and
novelist (1811-1896)

dvt said:

I searched the archives and realized that no one had posted this
squirrel related link yet:

http://www.office-humour.co.uk/movies/4650/

I don't know how it was missed. I saw that ages ago and thought everyone else
was aware of this rare archival footage. It is an important piece of
documentary film-making that records for posterity the joy these evil creatures
take in doing us harm.

Ron